Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted. However, on your other arm is a tattoo of rotting fish. In between any donut, you must eat the fish.

I wish I could make up my mind of what to ask for.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

45 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

I wish I could make up my mind of what to ask for.

After the words leave your lips you have it! The iron-clad ultimate wish that is un-baneable, that will grant you ceaseless happiness for the rest of your life. You turn to the Nightwatcher to ask for this perfect boon, but she tells to Scram, she already gave you your boon. Your curse is a painful boil on your backside that weeps a pungent fluid that smells not unlike rotting fish.

I wish the Nightwatcher would clarify one thing, do I indeed have to eat the rotting fish tattoo? Or could I use it to fertilize my garden beds?

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted, however, for you curse she says yes.

I wish time became just another dimension I could wander around through, forwards, backward, who knows. I wish time gave me as much freedom as space does.

[Zath he/him]

58 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

I wish I could make up my mind of what to ask for.

The Nightwatcher grants your boon.  Once a day, everyday, you now know precisely what to ask for in whatever circumstances you find yourself.  
Your bane is that everything you say is now a question.  Your friends tell you that you should be more assertive.  You respond, "I am assertive?"  Your friends shake their heads sadly.

...ninja'd by hoiditthroughthegrapevine and Gancho Libre.  I feel like a shuriken practice target...

6 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

I wish time became just another dimension I could wander around through, forwards, backward, who knows. I wish time gave me as much freedom as space does.

The Nightwatcher grants your boon, with a small, suppressed smile that sends chills down your spine.  You discover that you can move through time as easily as you move through space.  Hope you're a good long-distance runner, 'cause that's the only way you're travelling through time, and for long trips you'll need a lot of stamina...
You discover your bane after your first "voyage."  You can stay in one place -- in space or time -- for no longer than a single day.  You are not merely a time traveler.  You're a time vagrant, cursed to wander the ages forever.  
Hoid makes fun of you.

This has prob'Iy been done before, but oh well:  I wish for this wish to have never been wished in the first place.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Granted, it wasn't. You have not bane either.

I wish that wish was, in fact, well-wished.

[BitBitio he/him]

Granted, but you can't post on this topic till May 4th.

 

 

I wish nobody will screw over the next wish.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. It creates a paradox. (I thought about saying it was nailed over instead, but whatever)

I wish this wish was screwed over.

 

[AonEne he/him]

17 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish I could talk about all that stuff again...

Granted, but your bane is to answer this. Because no one ever did.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You can't talk about OB anymore.

I wish Ene had acknowledged the paradoxical nature of my wish.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Yo @AonEne He made a paradox. There @Kidpen granted. But this is the only shirt you can ever wear. 

I wish for a new bike.

[AonEne he/him]

Granted. But while the bike is new to you, it's really old and falling apart.

I wish Kidpen knew how sorry I am for not seeing your paradox.

[Kidpen he/him]

Granted. You immediately become not sorry at all, and I now know that.

I wish for neopolitan ice cream to make me feel better.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

Granted, But it is melted.

I wish for a pink mustache irl.

Edited April 30, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Ishar]

Granted, but it is the only hair on your body.

I wish that I don't have to make a wish. 

[AonEne he/him]

Granted, but it itches for all eternity.

I wish to meet Brandon.

Ninja'd. That happens a lot on this thread.

Granted. The next time you answer no wish is needed. However, someone else will then have to wish, and they will not be happy with you.

Same wish applies.

Edited April 30, 2018 by AonEne

[Kidpen he/him]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but it itches for all eternity.

I wish to meet Brandon.

Granted, but you get ninja'd

1 minute ago, Ishar said:

Granted, but it is the only hair on your body.

I wish that I don't have to make a wish. 

No.

I wish @Ishar would make a wish.

Edited April 30, 2018 by Kidpen

[Ishar]

1 minute ago, Kidpen said:

No.

I wish @Ishar would make a wish.

Did you just refuse to grant my wish?

I wish that @Kidpen will grant my previous wish.

Edited April 30, 2018 by Ishar

[AonEne he/him]

Wow, Kidpen actually made me get ninja'd. It worked.

The Nightwatcher grants this. Ishar must make a wish.

Edit: I give storming up

Edited April 30, 2018 by AonEne

[Zath he/him]

7 hours ago, Ishar said:

I wish that @Kidpen will grant my previous wish.

I think this is where we're at...? Anyways:
Granted.  The Nightwatcher, working through Kidpen in a freaky voodoo doll kind of way, grants your previous wish: you did not have to make that wish, back when you first made it.  Your bane is that from now on, you must always wish at the end of every post you make on the 17th Shard, regardless of which topic you post in.

I wish for epic theme music for my life to always be playing, and that everyone around me could hear it as well.

[Xtafa]

53 minutes ago, Zath said:

 

I wish for epic theme music for my life to always be playing, and that everyone around me could hear it as well.

Granted, but its only has 4 chords and is the only song you ever hear again, it either annoys people or they confuse it for a generic pop song. 

 

I wish for a giant gemheart

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, a gemheart the size of a car appears in the air above you... and lands on top of you, squishing you.

I wish for the ability to use Lashings.

[Xtafa]

Granted, you can only Lash up and left. All other directions are denied. 

I wish for a pet axehound

[I think I am here. he/him]

Granted.

Then it eats you and runs off.

I wish to become a Fullborn.

[Ishar]

Granted, but you can’t find any metals.

I wish that I would no longer need to make any wishes

[ScarletSabre he/him]

Granted, the Nightwatcher kills you. Now you no longer need to make any wishes... or eat. Or breathe.

I wish for a hoverboard