Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 You get it, but an F in every other class i wish to be able to read every book ever written, and i can read them all during my lifetime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but you don't tell the nightwatcher what you can or can't do, so you have to live 42 lifetimes to read all of them. I wish I was the Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but you can only give one curse every thousand years, and no boons. I wish for stormlight 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Stormlight 4 who? I'll just give stormlight to this horneater over here. I wish I could stop being addicted to this place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Never I wish to be like Lift, how food is her power source 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Done, it already works that way. I wish for good luck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but the good luck only kicks in when you are touching a stick bug. I wish for a middle school creative writing class. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Tesh said: Granted, but the good luck only kicks in when you are touching a stick bug. A stick bug? Thats not too bad. I'd keep one in a cage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comatose Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, Tesh said: Granted, but the good luck only kicks in when you are touching a stick bug. I wish for a middle school creative writing class. Granted but you always get the lowest mark, and you always fail. I wish I could get everything I need to get done each day at work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) @Comatose Granted, but that's ask you can ever do, and you can never even leave your desk. No sleep, no food, no water, nothing. But you will continue to live. You will also feel the pans of hunger and tiredness. I wish for an indestructible, super sweet and harmless not poison single five foot size not exploding no food or water needed iguana that will live as long as I will live. It will only die when I die. And I will name it Frank. Edited April 26, 2018 by Tesh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but Frank, not needing food or water, gets bored very easily and wanders off, eventually clinging to and stowing away on a rocket just as it launches, leaving him drifting in the void of space, unable to breathe or die until you do. He spends the rest of his existence orbiting the earth, staring down at it with unknowable thoughts running through his harmless brain... I wish for a book that can change it's contents to show any book in existence on it's pages, in a language I can read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but it will only show one page every year. i wish for this post to not be taken seriously. (Abstract things like this are kinda fun to do.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Quell said: i wish for this post to not be taken seriously. (Abstract things like this are kinda fun to do.) Yes, but only in bananas I wish for a bush monkey in a bowler hat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syntyche Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 On he throws his poop at you I wish for infinite food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but for a day. i wish for the next curse to be a boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted. Your curse is that you get a salad. I wish for a ceaser salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but you get your least favorite salad dressing. I wish my bush monkey would stop throwing his poop at me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 I had CW in middle school - twice. Once it rocked. The other time we did a ton of stuff that has NOTHING to do with writing, at all. Stuff like lip syncing. Sigh. Granted, but now he throws...his pee? Um. We'll just roll with it...(Don't hate me) I wish for the mods to not crack down on me for saying that, just in case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but the rest of the Shard now hates you. I wish for a way onto a planet in the cosmere. that i can go through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted. The planet is Braize. I wish the Shard didn't hate me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but now your friends hate you. i wish to meet chuck norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syntyche Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted. He round house kicks you in the face. i wish for all knowledge of the cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 (edited) *ouch* Granted, but you forget everything in the books and cant read any more of Brandon's works I wish to be an Elantrian. Edited April 26, 2018 by Quell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted. But you are that one person who was thrown into the Perpendicularity. I wish for my Kindle's sound to actually work, so I can have a conversation with someone on hangouts and actually be able to hear them more than half of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 Granted, but that becomes the only working feature. I wish cottage cheese tasted good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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