Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Samaldin he/him]

Granted your cat  now has all feruchemical abilities (although he/she probably doesn´t understand that and can´t use them because of that)

 

Your Bane is that all memories of you and your family are now erased from your cats memory, with no possibility that they can be restored

 

I wish to be the best cook who ever lived.

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

I wish to be the best cook who ever lived.

Granted. Unfortunately, you remain in relative obscurity and never recieve fame.

 

Bane: Your hands are now spiky stumps that will not cooperate with prosthetics.

 

 

I ask for the capacity to save humankind. (Taravangian's request  )

[Argel he/him]

Granted. You write the Diagram on your smartphone. Which on a stupid day you accidentally drop in the toilet, losing it forever. Your bane is you are now known as Algernon.

 

I wish this project at work was over with already!!

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted. It's over. You and your coworkers, though, find that you have nothing to do. Your pay rates go down and you starve.

 

Your bane is that after you almost starve to death, the economy booms, and another project more heinous than the last starts up. Your participation is required. You have money to eat bu no time so you continue to starve.

 

I wish for two Saturdays this weekend, not replacing Sunday, so that we have time to go get that Stormlight companion thing downtown and study for finals.

[BrightVoid he/him]

Granted.

 

However, ever writing utensil that you use in your life will break as soon as you touch it.

 

(Unfortunately, you do not get past writing your name on the final and break several very nice pens.)

 

Edit: I wished to be soulforged to remove the bane that i get. 

Edited April 25, 2016 by BrightVoid

[Stormgate he/him]

You get turned into a version of yourself that, although now scaleless and gill-less, is the opposite gender than your current gender.

I wish for the power to make lightning strike anywhere and anytime I want, but not when and where I don't.

[Kruppe he/him]

Granted you can no do that but you also fall insainly in love with donald trump.

 

 

i want frozen marshmallows! (they are soooooooo good)

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

kaladinisepic, on 26 Apr 2016 - 04:32 AM, said:

i want frozen marshmallows! (they are soooooooo good)

Granted, here are your perpetually frozen (at 0k, ofcourse) marshmallows.

Also, ever wondered why they are called MARSHmallows? They are probably spikes with all the same powers as Marsh. I blame the DA.

Bane: You lose your mouth and can only eat through your nose.

I wish for you to tell me a joke.

Edited April 26, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[WayneSpren he/him]

Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.

 

*slaps knee and laughs*

 

I wish to have Stormlight 3!

Edited April 26, 2016 by WayneSpren

[Stormgate he/him]

You have three large, perfectly cut gemstones filled with Stormlight. As you have no spren, it's pretty, but useless for everything but auctions. You have no bane, as the Nightwatcher has taken pity on you since you didn't actually get your boon.

I wish to have memorized every WoB verbatim as the words proceeded out of both Brandon's and the questioner's mouth, with perfect understanding about the meaning.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

I wish to have memorized every WoB verbatim as the words proceeded out of both Brandon's and the questioner's mouth, with perfect understanding about the meaning.

Congratulations. You are now some obsessed fan's tape recorder. You ALSO come with a pilfered index of Brandon's personal annotations.

Now, for my boon. Oh great and benevolent Nightwatcher (and by Nightwatcher I mean you, you next poster you) it is my dearest wish that I came with a twin brother. Being the only person you know of personally with even the slightest knowledge of who Brandon Sanderson is maddening...

[Stormgate he/him]

Congrats, you're a twin! However, he's more inclined toward sports than books, and finds Kelsier "broody and emo." You have no bane. The Nightwatcher has pity on your soul.

I wish to know how many Librarians spend time on the 17th Shard.

[Argel he/him]

Well, I have only read the first three Alacatraz books. So, with that in mind, and the 17th Shard being about works of fiction

only Good Librarians would, so just Himalaya

. Your bane is you are now an Evil Librarian, and have lost all interest in the Cosmere. And you have horn rimmed glasses.

 

I wish the re-release of the fourth Alcatraz book and the final, fifth Alactraz book were already out. 

[Brightness Enna she/her]

Granted. They are already out... of print. You slept right through it, Rip-Van-Winkle style. Your bane is that the beard you grew during that nap will always grow straight back after you try and get rid of it.

 

I wish for a self-heating mug so that my tea will never get cold while I'm drinking it and internet-ing at the same time.

[Argel he/him]

Granted! You can never turn it off, so you have to keep drinking tea forever!! Talk about a bladder buster!!

 

I wish I had a girlfriend, and that she likes Brandon's writing!

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

I wish I had a girlfriend, and that she likes Brandon's writing!

 

I see you want to make this hard for the Nightwatcher.

Instead, you can get access to the final versions of all Sanderson books, past and future. And you can become King of the Universe on top of it.

Still want a girlfriend instead?

Ok. To make this possible, we will alter your face- you know what, we'll change your gender too. And here's the girlfriend of your wish.

 

Bane: Gender change and your girlfriend is bossy.

 

Of course, it will take 3 years in the friend zone before you get her.

 

I think I am the most evil Nightwatcher.

 

 

I wish to be able to give boons/banes with having to ask for a boon, so that I can grant boons/banes as frequently as I want without feeling bad.

[Brightness Enna she/her]

I think the Nightwatcher doesn't appreciate you trying to take over her powers.

 

She gives you a broken sword instead. It's sharp as a storm but lacking a point. 

 

Boon: free sword! It won't ever break. It loves you. It will never leave your side.

Bane: it is broken. It doesn't leave so you get arrested for having an unauthorized deadly weapon. Oh, you live in a dystopian novel, now, too. Good luck.

 

I wish for more money, more than or equal to 100,000 USD. Thank you.

[Sunbird she/her]

Granted. $500,000 in cash appears under your bed overnight. However, when you discover it in the morning and try to deposit it in the bank, you are arrested for tax evasion.

 

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[Arcoss]

Granted. $500,000 in cash appears under your bed overnight. However, when you discover it in the morning and try to deposit it in the bank, you are arrested for tax evasion.

 

I wish for the ability to teleport.

Granted, you can teleport at will but only to places where a Highstorm is near

 

I want the power of all 16 shards for myself

Edited April 30, 2016 by Arcoss

[Argel he/him]

Granted. They are put in a trust until Brandon finishes the Cosmere. Your bane is you now work for the trust company holding your powers, allowing you to see the vault they are stored in five days a week -- seven if you want to come in on the weekends and drool....

 

I wish that teaching or freelancing as a graphic artist paid as much as working in IT!

 

Edit: spelling

Edited May 1, 2016 by Argel

[Magestar he/him]

Granted.  Teachers and Freelance graphic artists are now paid as much as IT guys. 

 

Bane: You will work as neither.  You will instead be a Janitor at a local school. FOREVER!

 

I wish to have exceptional Acrobatic/Martial arts skills.

Edited May 1, 2016 by Magestar

[Jondesu he/him]

Granted. Teachers and Freelance graphic artists are now paid as much as IT guys.

Bane: You will work as neither. You will instead be a Janitor at a local school. FOREVER!

I wish to have exceptional Acrobatic/Martial arts skills.

You instead gain the ability to bend and contort your body, but are not granted fighting skills. You'll have to learn those on your own, though it may be easier now.

Your bane is now to see the world in ultraviolet, including near-blinding light coming from things other people would be unable to see at all.

I wish to be exactly the same as I am now.

jW

[Rasarr she/her]

Granted, you will be exactly the same... forever. The Nightwatcher was wondering whether to keep your muscle arrangement and position exactly the same as well, but decided to take pity on you, so congratulations! You are now essentially nigh-invulnerable and immortal, and will be until the heat death of the universe... and beyond. As your bane, you lose all your senses except for sight and will never sleep, lose consciousness, get drunk or change the state of your awareness in any other way.

 

Great Nightwatcher, I wish for a coppermind and an ability to store in it and tap it. It doesn't have to work on any other piece of copper, this one will be enough.

[Argel he/him]

Granted. Your bane is you can never use Feruchemy. Ever.

 

I wish it would stop raining!

[Dracnor he/him]

I wish it would stop raining!

Granted. Rains suddenly stop. As your bane, you now are unable to sense humidity or water.

 

I wish to have no bane.