WayneSpren he/him Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Everybody buys gas, but then some body lights the gas and everyone dies. I wish I was a stick. The WayneStick.
RippleGylf she/her Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. You soon become fire... I wish for more hours in a day. 1
WayneSpren he/him Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. You soon become fire... I wish for more hours in a day. The day is now 30 hours long. With 15 hour work days. 2
Straw he/him Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. All of your cabbage is rotten. I wish to have a pan of brownies. 1
senick67 he/him Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Granted but they are burnt I wish to be the Luckiest man on the world.
Straw he/him Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. Your world is Venus. I wish to have a pug. note: did you know that pugnacious is a word! Alert Twi at once!
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted February 23, 2016 Posted February 23, 2016 Granted. You now become pug-blind, and can never again see a pug. I wish for the ability to Surgebind
Vander Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Oh, sure. You can now tie surge protectors to yourself. At least electrocution is less likely now...? I wish I was a ninga. Yeah, ninGa. Deal with it.
Rasarr she/her Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Well, if you're so adamant about it... You become an exact copy of Rodrigue Ninga, complete with his memories and everyone around you convinced you are him. I wish to score 90% on all my end-of-school exams. 1
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but after you finish your fingers are cut with a Shardblade. I wish for a soulcaster. (HAVE ALLL THE POWERS!)
Cephandrius Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) Granted, but when you use it the fabrial itself turns to whatever material instead of the thing you were trying to transform. (I hope you didn't try turning anything into fire...) I ask a boon of the nightwatcher - Make me a Shard! Edited February 24, 2016 by Cephandrius
Pathfinder Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but when you use it the fabrial itself turns to whatever material instead of the thing you were trying to transform. (I hope you didn't try turning anything into fire...) I ask a boon of the nightwatcher - Make me a Shard! Granted, you are a shard of glass I wish to always have exactly the amount of money I need in any situation without it being taken from anyone else 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 granted. you die from drowning in cash. I wish for true freedom. 1
WayneSpren he/him Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 granted. you die from drowning in cash. I wish for true freedom. http://www.bajiroo.com/2014/02/funny-animals-that-makes-you-feel-crazy-17-images/funny-turtle-freedom-meme-pics/ You become a cognitive shadow. You can pass through walls but now can''t actually talk to people or steal their cookies. I wish for a Hoid short story in Arcanum Unbounded.
Kynedath Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Granted, but you forget that Hoid exists when you next read or hear his name, never to know his glory again. I wish to have a perfect memory.
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 granted, nothing is perfect, therefore your memory is nonexistent. I wish for lasagna.
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Granted, but it's spoiled. (What, you didn't think you could have your lasagna and eat it too? ) I wish for one BioChromatic Breath
Sunbird she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Granted. Now you are hyper-aware of minute differences in color and think that everything clashes. I wish I could skip the rest of this semester and go straight to summer break. 1
Brightness Enna she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you are transported to the endless, sandy desert with no resources. I wish for the ability to vibrate glass around me at such a frequency that the music playing in my head is broadcast. Edit: I think I was accidentally a page behind. Oops. Edited to reflect the correct post. Edited February 25, 2016 by Brightness Enna
Vander Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Well, okay. I was going to do a thing about mental fatigue, but then I realized I could do one much better: The songs playing in your head annoy people. You become an outcast, unloved by any, and spend the rest of your life in isolation. With songs forever playing through your spectacles, to attract all sorts of dangerous things. I wish for this thread to e- wait, I've killed this thread before. Instead, I wish for Enna to not be able to give me a curse, or effect me detrimentally in any way.
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Alright. Enna won't do it, I will! Your curse is that you suddenly appear physically irresistible... to rodents. I wish for
Brightness Enna she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Okay. One million dollars in gift cards that can only be spent on rabid, hairless cats. I would like for the future Presidents of the United States to not be chulls. Please.
Vander Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Fine. You're okay with cremlings, yeah? Donald Trump. I wish bitter gourd was less yummy. Okay, no. That stuff is disgusting. Instead, I wish for Donald Trump to become POTUS.
Brightness Enna she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Your boon is also your curse (plus now you have to watch all his public appearances, including the one where he eats a California reaper/bitter gourd salad to get more media hits). I wish for a portal to Roshar. 1
Sunbird she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Granted. You portal into Roshar in the middle of a highstorm, 500 feet in the air, and Kaladin is not there to save you. I wish Alcatraz 5 would be released next month instead of in September.
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