DreamEternal Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) You do realize that would be the most awesome thing ever, right? I could use them to create a Rosetta Stone for the Cosmere. The Nightwatcher is not always cruel, young one. Like the faraway sea, her will is shifting, her power unresistable, but sometimes the tide to safe harbours does lead. Edited January 6, 2016 by DreamEternal 2
Vander Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 Granted, but you are cursed to never be able to gather the metal to store/burn I wish I could know what all the knights radiant abilities are, and i would share it with the next person about to give me a curse so they are more lenient with me...... Granted. However, the knowledge is immediately transferred to me, and you forget it. RAFO! I wish for infinite pizza.
Clockwork he/him Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Granted, but it's always covered in mold. I wish for infinite knowledge and wisdom.
Pathfinder Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Granted, but in order for your brain not to explode, it flows in and out. So you become a drooling invalid who has a never ending stream of information flowing through your brain. I wish for Brandon Sanderson to be unable to Read and Find Out any of my questions.
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 the universe as we know it is annihilated. don't mess with the RAFOs. I wish for the universe to reassemble into its original form.
Vander Posted January 16, 2016 Posted January 16, 2016 the universe as we know it is annihilated. don't mess with the RAFOs. I wish for the universe to reassemble into its original form. Granted. Goodbye, then, mortal fool; you have brought doom upon us all. I wish for cats.
KaIadin he/him Posted January 16, 2016 Posted January 16, 2016 They are all lions wanting to eat you. I wish for hugs.
Stormgate he/him Posted January 16, 2016 Posted January 16, 2016 You get lots and lots and lots of hugs. So many you don't have time to eat, drink, sleep, or go to the bathroom. You die of something unsuitable to be posted here. I wish for a game development platform that lets my code work when it's supposed to work.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Granted! You have to use glyphs when writing the code. I wish for two hearts.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Neither work. I wish for free books. You get the entire Twilight series.I wish for a small, polite pet chasmfiend.
Pathfinder Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 You get the entire Twilight series. I wish for a small, polite pet chasmfiend. It talks to you in a gentlemanly manner while it eats you in your sleep I wish to have gravity powers of the windrunners, but have the capability to metabolize stormlight like lift.
Rasarr she/her Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 It talks to you in a gentlemanly manner while it eats you in your sleep I wish to have gravity powers of the windrunners, but have the capability to metabolize stormlight like lift. You get both, but you can't utilize one without the other; as a result, you can only lift yourself half a feet in the air before you run out of stormlight, and you gain weight every time you try. I wish to never fall ill.
Pathfinder Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 You get both, but you can't utilize one without the other; as a result, you can only lift yourself half a feet in the air before you run out of stormlight, and you gain weight every time you try. I wish to never fall ill. Granted, you fall off a building when you are healthy and not ill I wish that i can also store calories with feruchemy to off set my weight lol
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Granted, you fall off a building when you are healthy and not ill I wish that i can also store calories with feruchemy to off set my weight lol Granted, your bands will either fall off every time you store weight, or break when tapping weight I wish to go back in time to never break my oath
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Granted! Just before you travel back in time you take an oath to not change the past. I wish to be reborn as a Chasmfiend.
Stormgate he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 You appear in a chrysalis just as the Alethi are mounting a plateau run... I wish for access to the Dor.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 You are an Elantrian, but no one knows any Aons and there are no records of how to draw them. I wish for the Alethi to recognize my awesomeness and leave me alone, and slaughter all Parshendi.
polkinghornbd he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Granted, but you are a parshendi and thus slaughtered. I wish I had the ability to break natural laws at will, and in-break them when I was finished.
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Granted, but you are a parshendi and thus slaughtered. I wish I had the ability to break natural laws at will, and in-break them when I was finished. Precisely how can a chasmfiend be Parshendi?
polkinghornbd he/him Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 I broke the natural laws to make it so
natc Posted January 20, 2016 Posted January 20, 2016 Precisely how can a chasmfiend be Parshendi? Adopted family pet.
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 Granted, but you are a parshendi and thus slaughtered. I wish I had the ability to break natural laws at will, and in-break them when I was finished. Granted, but you will always forget what law you've broken immediately after doing so. I wish for The Stick
Rasarr she/her Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 Granted, but you will always forget what law you've broken immediately after doing so. I wish for The Stick Granted, but it will refuse to cooperate with you in any fashion. I wish to bond a non-Odium spren.
Pathfinder Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 Granted, but it will refuse to cooperate with you in any fashion. I wish to bond a non-Odium spren. You bond drunk spren and see blurry, and stumble the rest of your life. Your surges are belch and blackout I wish to understand compounding without dying or having my spirit web horribly torn apart
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