Stormgate he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 They should destroy an entire city block. But you have to finish with "And then they died" I wish for the ability to make characters to go along with the Epic powers I have thought of. 1
DreamEternal Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 They should destroy an entire city block. But you have to finish with "And then they died" I wish for the ability to make characters to go along with the Epic powers I have thought of. Granted. You must feel the suffering your Epic causes to fictional people as if it was your own. I wish my bones were normal again. 2
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted! You now are a koloss with extra skin. I wish to be a kandra. 2
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 granted. you have nothing to eat but nasty tasting sharders who are constantly avoiding you now. I wish for skyrim! 2
DreamEternal Posted December 28, 2015 Posted December 28, 2015 Granted! You now are a koloss with extra skin. Koloss' bones are not normal for sure! I declare this curse reversed and my wish granted with no attachments or costs. 2
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Koloss' bones are not normal for sure! I declare this curse reversed and my wish granted with no attachments or costs. You misunderstood. You have the body of a Koloss but the bones of a normal human. This means you're dead. 2
DreamEternal Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 You misunderstood. You have the body of a Koloss but the bones of a normal human. This means you're dead. No, your post was saying you turned me from a dakhor kandra into a koloss, no going back now! 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 edit the post... and they will never know. 1
Alfa he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 granted. you have nothing to eat but nasty tasting sharders who are constantly avoiding you now. I wish for skyrim! Granted. You are a nameless...ehm, well, bandit higwaymen in Skyrim. You know what that means for you. Your curse is the dragonborn. I wish for a good idea. 1
DreamEternal Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 edit the post... and they will never know. Not when I quoted it! 1
Windreader she/her Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Grant_d. Any transportation you tak_ will now app_ar as a fluff ball. I wish to b_ abl_ to typ_ th_ l_tt_r "_" again. (I wish to be able to type the letter "e" again) 1
ChickenPlague he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Granted! You now have to write everything except the letter "e" in l33t speech. I want to have m4d sk1llz. Edited December 29, 2015 by ChickenPlague 1
Vander Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Granted! You now have to write everything except the letter "e" in l33t speech. I want to have m4d sk1llz. Granted. You work at an insane asylum, so you have skills dealing with insane people. Oh, and it's haunted. You eventually go insane. (I don't know, okay?!) I wish people would start upvoting things here again. 3
Stormgate he/him Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Granted, it is the angry ghost of Stormgate in chull form. I wish to become a kandra. Accidentally downvoted. 2
Citadel16 he/him Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 Accidentally downvoted. OH! NIGHTWATCHER BURN!!!!!! 1
Vander Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 Accidentally downvoted. Tut, Upvote for you.
Vander Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Ahem. I think I'll change my wish, mostly because it was kind of stupid. Instead, I wish for the ability to change anything I want in any WAY I want.
Windreader she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Granted, but everything you touch is set on fire. I wish to undo my last bane.
Citadel16 he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 granted, but you from now on can only carry the equivalent of five American dollars in your left hand. I wish for 100 upvotes within the next two days!
Stormgate he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Granted. You also get 100 downvotes in the same time. I wish my library has every Sanderson book published in sufficient quantities to never be completely checked out.
Alfa he/him Posted January 4, 2016 Posted January 4, 2016 Granted. They are written in the specific languages (Stormlight in Alethi or probably Azish ot Thaylen; Mistborn in modern Scadrial; Elantris in AonScript; Alcatraz in the forgotten language... [the Nightwatcher needs ideas for Rithmatist, Reckoners & Co.] and you don't speak any of those languages, I suppose).I wish for my computer to start appropriate, without lagging.
TheLerasNosed he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. Your computer will function perfectly, but no monitor will show it's images. I wish for a Nahel bond with a spren
ChickenPlague he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. Your computer will function perfectly, but no monitor will show it's images. I wish for a Nahel bond with a spren Granted you now have a very kind Honorspren, but you will be forced to break your oaths tomorrow.I wish to be a Luck compounder. 1
Pathfinder Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Granted you now have a very kind Honorspren, but you will be forced to break your oaths tomorrow. I wish to be a Luck compounder. Granted, but you are cursed to never be able to gather the metal to store/burn I wish I could know what all the knights radiant abilities are, and i would share it with the next person about to give me a curse so they are more lenient with me......
Stormgate he/him Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Granted. They are written in the specific languages (Stormlight in Alethi or probably Azish ot Thaylen; Mistborn in modern Scadrial; Elantris in AonScript; Alcatraz in the forgotten language... [the Nightwatcher needs ideas for Rithmatist, Reckoners & Co.] and you don't speak any of those languages, I suppose). You do realize that would be the most awesome thing ever, right? I could use them to create a Rosetta Stone for the Cosmere. 1
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