Gwylon Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 You get the cure. A nuke hits the dolphins of the world before you can use it, however. I want to prove to the world that Rainbow Dash is best pony. Granted, But everybody will forget EVERYTHING about MLP as soon as they are told about it. I wish I had the power to meet expectations.
thekingofpillowland he/him Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 Granted, But everybody will forget EVERYTHING about MLP as soon as they are told about it. I wish I had the power to meet expectations. Granted. You wake up the next day and find out that your best friend has legally renamed themselves "Expectations". I wish for glitter. Too much glitter. 2
Baine he/him Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 As you wish. It suffocates you like the Lightning Sand. I wish I could have a fully functioning suit of Shardplate.
Renarin's Shadow Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 As you wish. It suffocates you like the Lightning Sand. I wish I could have a fully functioning suit of Shardplate. Granted. You immediately develop a life threatening allergy to Shardplate and Shardblades. Your throat swells shut if you come within six feet of the material, which means that you can no longer fight alongside the nobility. You are banished to the slave quarters, where you are put on latrine duty, because this is the only place that a knight in full Shardplate would never come near.
TCshard Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Granted. You immediately develop a life threatening allergy to Shardplate and Shardblades. Your throat swells shut if you come within six feet of the material, which means that you can no longer fight alongside the nobility. You are banished to the slave quarters, where you are put on latrine duty, because this is the only place that a knight in full Shardplate would never come near. Your bane for not requesting a boon is to forever eat chull dung chaotas(think I spelled that wrong, sorry.). I wish for an intelligent Spren that could do my HW.
Malim he/him Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Your bane for not requesting a boon is to forever eat chull dung chaotas(think I spelled that wrong, sorry.). I wish for an intelligent Spren that could do my HW. Granted. You attract a Cryptic who completes all of your assignments in binary code. I wish for a quicker way to get a charcoal grill lit. 1
Herowannabe he/him Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) Granted. You attract a Cryptic who completes all of your assignments in binary code. I wish for a quicker way to get a charcoal grill lit. Granted. You can now shoot small jets of fire out of your eyeballs, however, the jets of fire never stop shooting out of your eyeballs. I wish that whenever I am driving on the road the cars in front of me will always change lanes and get out of my way. EDIT: Bonus wish from my adorable three-year old daughter. She just exclaimed, completely unrelated to anything that we were talking about or that was going on, "Oh! I wish I had a Pink Panther swimsuit!" Edited September 6, 2015 by Herowannabe
aceofspade78 Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) I wish that whenever I am driving on the road the cars in front of me will always change lanes and get out of my way. !" Granted however every time you overtake an other veicle your car brakes down. I wish for all questions for Brandon be answerd. Edited September 6, 2015 by aceofspade78 1
Renarin's Shadow Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) Your bane for not requesting a boon is to forever eat chull dung chaotas(think I spelled that wrong, sorry.). I wish for an intelligent Spren that could do my HW. And here I thought I could trick the Nightwatcher. Bleurgh. Herowannabe: I wish that whenever I am driving on the road the cars in front of me will always change lanes and get out of my way. Granted. You lose the ability to drive a car and are condemned to drive a horse drawn carriage for the rest of your life. I wish I had remembered to ask for a boon the first time I posted. Edited September 6, 2015 by Renarin's Shadow 1
Herowannabe he/him Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 Granted however every time you overtake an other veicle your car brakes down. I wish for all questions for Brandon be answerd. Granted. The answer for all of them is always "RAFO." Reiterating my daughter's wish edited in above, and I quote: "Oh! I wish I had a Pink Panther swimsuit!" 1
Atkion he/him Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 And here I thought I could trick the Nightwatcher. Bleurgh. Herowannabe: Granted. You lose the ability to drive a car and are condemned to drive a horse drawn carriage for the rest of your life. I wish I had remembered to ask for a boon the first time I posted. Granted, but the Nightwatcher still holds a grudge against you. She rewrites the past so that you asked for a horrible, painful death. I wish I had a real, alive, larger-than-life onion full of minuscule pikmen that would follow me around all the time and do my bidding. 1
cuimhne she/her Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 I wish I had a real, alive, larger-than-life onion full of minuscule pikmen that would follow me around all the time and do my bidding. Your boon is that you always have perfectly clean teeth (and nice breath) without ever having to brush or floss. Your curse is that you can only say, "It doesn't work that way." (see WoK I-7 Baxil: Doesn't work that way. It's not a game, no matter how the stories try to put it. The Nightwatcher doesn't trick you or twist your words. You ask a boon. She gives what she feels you deserve, then gives you a curse to go along with it. Sometimes related, sometimes not.") I wish that the batteries on my electronic devices never had to be charged and were always at full power.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 I wish that the batteries on my electronic devices never had to be charged and were always at full power.Granted, but your bane is that you will always, always, have Frosty the Snowman playing in the back of your head. It's enough to drive a man insane. O.OI want. . . An idea for a boon request, 'cause I got nothin'.
Baine he/him Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, but you can never post on the 17th Shard again. I wish that Brandon Sanderson wrote at 5x his current speed.
Herowannabe he/him Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, but you can never post on the 17th Shard again. I wish that Brandon Sanderson wrote at 5x his current speed. Granted, but now he only writes and publishes all of his books in Ket- an obscure, dying language spoken in central Siberia by only a few hundred people (true story- Google it). English translations are painstakingly slow in coming and are poorly executed. I wish for a domesticated giraffe along with a custom-made giraffe saddle so that I could ride it around.
Grey Knight Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Granted. The giraffe tramples you. I wish for an infused sphere that never lost Stormlight.
Herald he/him Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) Granted. But you can never keep more than the sphere with you for more than a day, you will loose it. I wish to be able to read and influence the minds of others at will. Edited September 7, 2015 by Jezerezeh'Elin
ChullRider he/him Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) Granted. But you can never keep more than the sphere with you for more than a day, you will loose it. I wish to be able to read and influence the minds of others at will. Granted, but using this ability becomes you're greatest nightmare, so it's really hard to use without being in a state of pure terror. I wish to know the secret of how gravity works and why it happens. Edited September 7, 2015 by ChullRider 1
Grey Knight Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Granted. You must read through a massive number of obscure and stuffy science textbooks in order to get the slightest understanding. In order to learn more, you must repeat the process. I wish for a boon.
Herowannabe he/him Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Granted: In order for him to stick around, you have to live the rest of your life as a mountain man. I wish I could take a nap. 5
RippleGylf she/her Posted September 7, 2015 Posted September 7, 2015 Granted, but you will now take a nap at every deadline you will ever have, missing all of them. I wish I could find The Emperor's Soul at my library. 1
Herowannabe he/him Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but you will now take a nap at every deadline you will ever have, missing all of them. I wish I could find The Emperor's Soul at my library. I can live with that.
Grey Knight Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Granted, but you will now take a nap at every deadline you will ever have, missing all of them. I wish I could find The Emperor's Soul at my library. Granted, but it spontaneously combusts the instant you touch it. I wish for a boon again, as in a gift. Also... Granted: In order for him to stick around, you have to live the rest of your life as a mountain man. I wish I could take a nap. Best. Pun. Ever. Have an upvote. 1
Baine he/him Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) Granted. In the mail you get a gift-wrapped box. In the box... A Photograph! I wish I had 500 pounds of Reese's Peanut butter cups AND the ability to eat them (no allergies) Edited September 9, 2015 by Baine 1
WayneSpren he/him Posted September 9, 2015 Posted September 9, 2015 Granted. In the mail you get a gift-wrapped box. In the box... A Photograph! I wish I had 500 pounds of Reese's Peanut butter cups AND the ability to eat them (no allergies) The Nightwatcher denies your request and takes the candy for himself. I want Rithmatist to be Cosmere.
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