Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Dang it, got ninja'd. This word already exists. Your bane is to be forced to check out the genders thread in general discussion, instead if me telling you.

I wish for my command word of 'pugs' to be changed to a different word. (And make it a noun, not pronoun, article or conjunction)

Edited August 1, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

Granted, your command word of 'pugs' is now Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleio-lagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

 

I wish for to be Richard the War(Bear)lock

[KnightGradient]

Granted, but you will now "slip" Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleio-lagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon into every word you say.

 

I wish I was Batman so I could take down The Honor Spren for murdering the curious small child.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. The Honor Spren is a spren, though, so nothing you do affects her. Even though you're Batman. Your bane is to always feel like there is something you are forgetting.

I wish to not HAVE to wish away my banes. I most likely will anyway, and I was cursed to wish away banes a while ago, so I'm wishing that particular bane away. Totally not bending rules here.

Edited August 4, 2015 by Windreader

[anonymous2017]

Granted, but everyone you know will suddenly receive the impression that you've passed away and no matter how many times you prove to them that you are still alive, they will soon after forget any interactions with you since the "terrible accident"

 

I wish that I would randomly swap usernames with another forum member and that they would have no clue that their name wasn't originally martyrboy.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Granted. The Honor Spren is a spren, though, so nothing you do affects her. Even though you're Batman. Your bane is to always feel like there is something you are forgetting.

I wish to not HAVE to wish away my banes. I most likely will anyway, and I was cursed to wish away banes a while ago, so I'm wishing that particular bane away. Totally not bending rules here.

I wish that I would randomly swap usernames with another forum member and that they would have no clue that their name wasn't originally martyrboy.

Granted you swap names with someone who is named "idiot". You are now idiot. Edited August 4, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[anonymous2017]

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Edited December 23, 2017 by martyrboy

[TCshard]

:/ I have no request to respond too.

 

I wish to be Nightwatcher/Cultivation.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted, but the only nights you can watch are dull evenings in rural Arkansas, and the only things your Shard allows you to cultivate are specialty turnip varieties.

 

 

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

[TCshard]

Granted, but the only nights you can watch are dull evenings in rural Arkansas, and the only things your Shard allows you to cultivate are specialty turnip varieties.

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

Granted you will sleep soundly tonight but wake up with a massive hangover, that awful feeling of getting up on the wrong side of the bed, and the need for more sleep but the inability to go back to sleep. You shall have this for the next 5 years but tonight will be your only good night's sleep.

I wish to become the shard cultivation of Adonalsium, otherwise known as nightwatcher to the people of Roshar, a being of old magic that grants boons and babes to those who ask.

[natc]

Woah! Wait a second! If martyrboy is now idiot, then who am I? Besides, how can I grant your wish if you didn't ask for anything? O_o

I thought the deal was that people who forgot to wish for something after granting another wish get cursed anyway?

[Alfa he/him]

TCShard:
Granted, but your curse will be, that you will be splintered by Odium in the first 20 Rosharan hours of your cexistence as a Shard and taken to Braize/Damnation to being tortured. Also, on Braize you will be gifted with the ability to grant people small boons combined with huge curses, and suffer each curse also on yourself.

 

I wish to become a highprince in Jah keved, since there are many vacancies on this position.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Sure, you are now highprince of Jah Keved. As a highprince, you are presented with a million Parshmen to do your bidding. Happy Everstorm (that's in an hour by the way).

I wish to be forgiven for forgetting my boon in my last post.

[Alfa he/him]

Granted. Your curse is to forget the password to your 17th shard account.

I wish my Parshen will be immune to voidbringerizing (or how do you call it? to desolating?)

Edited August 5, 2015 by Alfa

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Granted. Your curse is to forget the password to your 17th shard account.

I wish my Parshen will be immune to voidbringerizing (or how do you call it? to desolating?)

Hah! Good thing my password is saved to my iPod and I don't even need to remember my password!

I will give you nimble form spren trapped in gemstones and have the Parshmen know how to bond these spren. I cannot, however, give you a highstorm within the next hour. Sorry.

Hmmm. . . My bane is to see the world upside down. Give me a suitable boon.

[Alfa he/him]

Your boon is to remember your password again.

 

Okay, I wish for an appropriate Everstorm-Protection for my highprincedom.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You don't have buildings designed to weather high storms, though, only Everstorms. Good luck!

I wish that people didn't think I was dead.

[anonymous2017]

Granted, but they won't be happy that you're still alive.

 

I wish I felt better. I feel flu-ish

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. You now feel fireplace-ish.

I wish people were happy I'm still alive.

[Alfa he/him]

Granted. They're so happy, that they can't stop laughing when seeing you and aren't capapble of any conversation with you.

I wish for all my Parshmen being sent immediately to some other shardworld.

[natc]

Granted. They end up on Nalthis, and you will one day find Lifeless Voidbringers at your doorstep.

I wish for good luck.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. People are always trying to use you so that they will have good luck too.

I wish people would be able to stop laughing after a while.

[Kobold King he/him]

Granted. When they stop laughing, they will be forced to speak in a strange tonal language using only the words "blubber," "turnip," and "archipelago." This effect will be forced upon them until you leave their vicinity, and cults will arise proclaiming you to be a wicked sorceress with power over language.

 

 

I wish for an awesome meme idea.

[Windreader she/her]

Granted. It is so awesome, it gets slick and slides away.

I wish people could speak normally.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Of course, they can speak normally, but now they're back to thinking you're dead.

I want a puppy.