InstantWalrus Posted July 19, 2015 Posted July 19, 2015 granted you recieve a nice little tin badge and everything and everybody in the world is flocking to join. However you are stuck as the groups treasurer for ever and forced to do all the accounting by yourself and your work load is ever increasing with the constant influx of members. I wish for a glass of milk, there isnt much to drink on the sandwitch moon 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 20, 2015 Posted July 20, 2015 Sure, have a glass of powdered milk. And a spoon. Okay, I'm done with the other realms thing. I wish to never have to poke someone, so that I can stay in the physical. 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 20, 2015 Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, you now have no fingers. I wish for an Everstorm to wipe out all the B.A.R.K/B.I.T.E members 1
Windreader she/her Posted July 20, 2015 Posted July 20, 2015 Granted. Every B.A.R.K/B.I.T.E member receives roll of paper towels and a glass cleaner of the brand Everstorm. Aw man. Nightwacher, I don't want to post huge spoils all the time. I prefer not having a whole lot of people get mad at me. 1
Steel he/him Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 The Nightwatcher assumes that last sentence was a wish. You can no longer read. I wish I had instant updates in my head whenever a new development occurs in the world of Brandon Sanderson (ie: updates to the blog, tweets, etc)
InstantWalrus Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 granted but for some inexplicable reason you have a mobile phone grafted inside your head? I wish for a cow with which i can get the best milk for up here on the sandwitch moon
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Granted, but upon tasting that milk, your mind becomes overwhelmed from the sheer awesomeness and you suffer amnesia I wish for no wishes
DreamEternal Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) EDIT:Ninja-ed! Edited July 21, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
KnightGradient Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 wish for no wishes Granted, you are now a genie of infinite power forced to serve Odium forever. I wish to be able to create really good puns at will.
Windreader she/her Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. You can now create good puns, but don't have a will, as the Nightwatcher wishes to see the world through your eyes, and takes control of your mind. I wish to be able to read. For obvious reasons.
ljósmóður she/her Posted July 21, 2015 Posted July 21, 2015 Granted. You can read but you now suffer from extreme lexophobia and have to lie down in a darkened room after reading more than a few words at a time. I wish I could go travelling.
Steel he/him Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are forced to travel to the top of a nearby mountain, and then your body is chopped up into hundreds of pieces, which travel down the mountain at varying speeds. I wish I had eternal access to free sushi, that I could eat at any time. Edited July 22, 2015 by Steel
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Granted, but the first bite will cause you to hate Sushi for all eternity I wish to know who will hold Odium at the end of Stormlight Archive
KnightGradient Posted July 22, 2015 Posted July 22, 2015 Granted, but Odium will feel, odius(golly that boon was totally worth it) towards you specifically, and you only. I wish to be able to control other peoples minds.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Okay, you are now Ruin, and you use your steel inquisitor army to destroy the world. I want my fingers back.
TCshard Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Okay, you are now Ruin, and you use your steel inquisitor army to destroy the world. I want my fingers back. Granted, you have regrown your fingers but have lost your thumbs and toes.(I don't consider the thumb a finger) I wish to be a slider.
KnightGradient Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 Granted, you will now be a slider that adjusts nose size in a character creation menu. I wish to be able to control Abrasion like an Edgedancer.
natc Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 You are now Truthless with abrasion from a Dustbringer honorblade. Taravangian obtains your Oathstone. I wish to cure Windreader's lexophobia, since she's still cursed into undoing curses for all eternity and she can't type while lexophobic.
Windreader she/her Posted July 23, 2015 Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. Yay, I can read again! Where was I? Oh that's right. Your bane is to sneeze really loudly. Once. I wish... I wish... For a curse to wish away. Edited July 23, 2015 by Windreader
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 You're scalp is permanently itchy. Wherever you go, people will wonder if you have lice or fleas. I want my toes and thumbs back. How are thumbs not fingers?! They just have a second, more specific name! That's like saying pinkies aren't fingers!
Ookla the Absent Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 I want my toes and thumbs back. How are thumbs not fingers?! They just have a second, more specific name! That's like saying pinkies aren't fingers! Ok, but your toes are on outside-in (hallux on the outside, small toe on the inside) and your thumbs are no longer opposable. I wish everyone around me could hear the music in my head. 1
Steel he/him Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 Can't tell if you like the music or not... If you want everyone to hear the music because you enjoy it, you can no longer hear it. If you want them to hear so they can experience the torture of the music, it suddenly becomes beautiful music that can never be overplayed, which you, again, cannot hear. I wish I had a perfect memory. 1
Alfa he/him Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 Granted, but you will forgot everything that you remembered untill today. I wish i could see light in UV and IR spectres, too.
KnightGradient Posted July 24, 2015 Posted July 24, 2015 Granted. You can no longer see in the visible spectrum. I wish to get the wishes of the next four people, without their banes. 1
Ookla the Absent Posted July 25, 2015 Posted July 25, 2015 Granted, but you gain the banes of the previous four requests, yours included (no longer see in the visible spectrum, forget everything that you remembered until today, no longer hear music in your head, your toes are on outside-in (hallux on the outside, small toe on the inside) and your thumbs are no longer opposable. I wish for a fish (for KG)
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