Windreader she/her Posted July 11, 2015 Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) Granted. You go blind and mute from the sheer amazingness. I wish to not have to walk the whole way home from the Sahara desert. (My favorite POV is either Lift, Adolin, or Kaladin. Can't decide which. They're all too awesome.) Edited July 11, 2015 by Windreader
Cold Fusion he/him Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. You now have a three legged tortoise to ride. It's going to take you a looong time to get home. I wish to have Quicksilver's power.
+Slowswift Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. You die saving Captain America. I wish for the new Collective Soul album to come out already.
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Granted. It comes out, but then it goes back in and stays there forever. BAM!!! Nightwatcher logic. I wish to see what Stormlight Characters will join what orders of the Knights Radiant ahead of time. (And Windreader and Honor Spren, thank you for replying. My favorite POV is Dalinar.) Edited July 16, 2015 by TheWillshaper
Windreader she/her Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Granted. You see what characters join what orders, but now you constantly feel like you're about to sneeze. Non stop. And a sneeze never comes. I wish to have a Ryshadium to ride home instead of a three legged tortoise. Edited July 16, 2015 by Windreader 1
InstantWalrus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Granted however you may never use any other form of transportation without feeling crippling anxiety and paranoia. I wish to never experience crippling anxiety and paranoia 1
Windreader she/her Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Granted. You now live on the moon. I love riding, and a Rhyshadium is the best horse possible, but I'd like to not get paranoid while not on horseback. That would get inconvenient. 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Granted. As you love riding so much, you can never dismount from the Ryshadium I wish to be a Paradox Spren 1
Windreader she/her Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Granted. You don't have a person to bond to, and are mindless. I wish to be able to dismount. Kinda hard to read comfortably on horseback. 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Granted. Whenever you see, hear and touch something Cosmere-related, all you witness is Shshshsh I wish for us to have an Order (Oxymorons? lol) that we bond to by not bonding 1
InstantWalrus Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 granted but youonly have access to random surges on random days and cant predict or know which you can currently use I wish for a sandwitch, very little food on the moon 1
natc Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 The moon becomes a heavily reverse lashed sandwich, so that you can still stand. Eating it would make you float off for good though. I wish for that Cosmere Hungar Games simulation we have going in one of the other sections to become a thing. Especially Elend, Lightsong, and Adolin singing. 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Granted, but they can only poke each other with blunt twigs and play pattacake. I wish for Hoid's flute. 1
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you forget what it is, and soon discard it as garbage, losing it forever. Hoid becomes your mortal enemy since you discarded his flute. Tsk, tsk, tsk. I wish for InstantWalrus to be able to eat his sandwich and not float away. (Please upvote people for being new participants, for coming up with clever banes, and for coming up with clever boons. I feel that this will make it even more fun and enticing for people to be like Shallan and ignore the most obvious banes, going to ones that are more clever and will work in an even better way, but still connect with the boon.) Edited July 17, 2015 by TheWillshaper 2
Windreader she/her Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Sounds good to me! Granted. You will forevermore have sandwich crumbs on your clothes. No matter what you do, those crumbs will not go away. I wish to be able to interact with Cosmere related things without seeing/hearing Shshsh. The Cosmere is awesome! 1
Perrin Aybara he/him Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Thanks! You now have to hear tsktsktsk instead. It is awesome! I wish for the Lopen to create a new Order of the Knights Radiant called Obnoxiousjokers.
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 Granted, but they'd be too busy making rude one-armed gestures to fight the voidbringers. I wish i had a Shardfork to give to Lift 2
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, but Lift's fingers go slick, and it slips into a drainage ditch to be lost forever. I want Pulse to lose his healing powers, then go deaf, so that I can sneak up and poke him in the back of the head. 2
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, but you become intangible everytime to try to poke someone I wish I was the Shard of Meh 2
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Granted, millions die when Odium comes to your shard world, and you don't care enough to save them. I wish to take advantage of this intangibleness that you have thrust upon me, by also becoming intangible at will. 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Pfft, you'd think i'd care enough to even have a shardworld xD I'd just float on the meta-plane in some area of deep space. Granted, but when you do decide to become intangible, you can never form back to the Physical Realm, EVER. I wish to be Lift's protege 2
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Sure, but now you always fart loudly at random inappropriate times. If I can't form back in the physical realm, could I at least be able to see what the spiritual realm looks like? 2
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Hahaha, that would be a riot. Wit would have some fun with that. Hmm, i suppose you could be trapped in some halfway point between Cognitive and Spiritual 1
Windreader she/her Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 You going to wish for anything? No? Well, you are now the Nightwatcher's personal entertainer. You did come visit, after all. I wish to be able to understand Cosmere things, and not hear tsktsktsk. Hearing tsktsktsktsktsktsktsk while reading WoR yet again would completely ruin the experience. 1
ParadoxicalZen he/him Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) That could be an interesting job, least i'd get to laugh at all the folks that visit her > Granted, you can understand everything related to the Cosmere, but you will never be able to speculate/theorise/communicate your thoughts of it through any medium unless it was to post HUGE spoilers I wish to start the Order of the Stick! (oh wait, that is already a thing. copywright) I wish to be a member of B.A.R.K/B.I.T.E Edited July 18, 2015 by ParadoxSpren 1
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