Redbird he/him Posted March 20, 2015 Posted March 20, 2015 Granted, but while you do, you cannot move your entire right side. I wish to be a bronze compounder.
+Slowswift Posted March 29, 2015 Posted March 29, 2015 Granted, but once you start you can never stop storing. I wish for things. 1
ChullRider he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Granted, but once you start you can never stop storing. I wish for things. Granted. As a bane, you get stuff. I wish for 24/7 access to the Coppermind, whenever I need/want it.
Emerald101 he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 I wish for 24/7 access to the Coppermind, whenever I need/want it. Granted, but you can't post here. I wish to be an Archivist.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Granted. You can only see in black and white, and lose the ability to taste sweetness. I wish for an unlimited laptop battery.
Unhinged he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Granted, it weighs half a ton. I wish for spring to finally begin.
natc Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Granted, it weighs half a ton. I wish for spring to finally begin. It will, but you are stuck in a groundhog day loop that ends 1 minute into spring before looping back. I wish for the next person to get 2 wishes in a row, but 3 banes.
Vaidd he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 I wish for no banes and to be Mistborn. Very well. You may have this tiny bead of lerasium. In addition, every inquisitor automatically knows your location. (Hey, it's not a bane...for them.) I wish I could throw a 100 mph fastball.
Emerald101 he/him Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) granted, but you can only throw that fast with basketballs. I wish to be able to phrase my next request perfectly. Edit: spelling Edited March 31, 2015 by Emerald101 1
natc Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Very well. You may have this tiny bead of lerasium. In addition, every inquisitor automatically knows your location. (Hey, it's not a bane...for them.) I wish I could throw a 100 mph fastball. You were supposed to give him 3 banes storm it . . .Anyone? Edited April 2, 2015 by natc
happyman he/him Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Granted, it weighs half a ton. Half a ton unlimited laptop battery is not a bane in the right hands.
Ookla the Absent Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 I wish to be able to phrase my next request perfectly. Edit: spelling Granted. You are attacked by a herd of pygmy elephants. I wish I could transmute anything into a gargoyle and back.
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Granted. You spend every waking moment of your life ever so slightly afraid that somewhere, somehow, an iguana will poison you with it's tongue. Iguana's don't even have poisonous tongues. It's that bad. I wish for the ability to burn bendalloy indefinitely. As in allomantically.
natc Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. You spend every waking moment of your life ever so slightly afraid that somewhere, somehow, an iguana will poison you with it's tongue. Iguana's don't even have poisonous tongues. It's that bad. I wish for the ability to burn bendalloy indefinitely. As in allomantically. Granted. However, you now metabolize food and air into a cadmium bubble. You literally have to stop breathing and starve yourself to speed up. I wish to be able to make soulstamps that cannot be rejected if I will them to stay on the object.
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. However you can only eat sushi. I wish to be able to fly. Edited April 10, 2015 by Venture Mistborn
Kobold King he/him Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Granted, but every time you do so a horrific plane crash will occur in some part of the world. I wish for the ability to smell fear. 2
Blaze1616 he/him Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. It smells like rotten eggs, and your face morphs into this: I wish to know the secrets of the universe. 2
natc Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. It smells like rotten eggs, and your face morphs into this: I wish to know the secrets of the universe. You find yourself in the FMA universe being forced into human transmutation. All that knowledge cost you both your body and soul and then some. I wish Windreader will come back to life to continue this never-ending quest of wishing away banes. 1
Releaser12 he/him Posted April 12, 2015 Posted April 12, 2015 You will wield it, but Odium powers Hemalurgy through you and uses you a void-puppet for his eldritch schemes. Can I have a ham sandwich? Why do people always ask for ham sandwiches, I've been on this topic twice, and both times someone wants a ham sandwich.
Ookla the Absent Posted April 14, 2015 Posted April 14, 2015 Actually, I'm fine looking like a steryotypical gargoyle. It'd be something like this I'd rather not be. People wouldn't recognise my gargoyleness, just my Vaderness. Technically, this one is a grotesque anyway. 2
Caevita he/him Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 You are now cursed with awesome and can only think and speak in TVTrope terms (the horror!) I wish for the ability to make excellent sushi. Granted. However, you will never be able to collect all the ingredients for it. I wish for pefect memory, so that I will never again forget my bike tire when I go to get my bike tire fixed (true story).
happyman he/him Posted April 24, 2015 Posted April 24, 2015 Granted. However, you will never be able to collect all the ingredients for it. I wish for pefect memory, so that I will never again forget my bike tire when I go to get my bike tire fixed (true story). Granted. Your curse is that all bikes fall apart the second you try to ride them. My wish is for the best haircut evar.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 Granted. You're the only one with hair, and everyone else hates you. I wish to met a real life sanderfan
ChullRider he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Granted. You're the only one with hair, and everyone else hates you. I wish to met a real life sanderfan Granted. This sanderfan completely ignores you. I wish for the ability to make significantly better puns.
Windreader she/her Posted May 7, 2015 Posted May 7, 2015 You find yourself in the FMA universe being forced into human transmutation. All that knowledge cost you both your body and soul and then some. I wish Windreader will come back to life to continue this never-ending quest of wishing away banes. Granted! Your bane is an itch on your elbow. It's not a bad itch though. I wish for something that will cancel out my last bane. Granted. This sanderfan completely ignores you. I wish for the ability to make significantly better puns. Also, Chouta, your puns are now very punny. But, no one appreciates them.
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