Kobold King he/him Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 .... denied. Sorry. The night watcher feels bad she can't grant this wish, so have a human sized hamster ball and a rabid hamster with a taste for your blood. You missed a splendid opportunity to turn Unhinged into a woman. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. It can only teleport things into the heart of the sun. It is quite handy as a waste disposal system though.I wish I owned every game on Steam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. You can only play them in their lowest quality. And no mods. I wish that I had a comfier chair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. It is so comfy that you sink into it forever and are never seen again. I wish that everyone I know are not in the future with the monster. Or in the past. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged he/him Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 (edited) You missed a splendid opportunity to turn Unhinged into a woman. Thank you for not doing that jasonpenguin have an upvote, and one for Kobold King, that was hilarious. Granted. It is so comfy that you sink into it forever and are never seen again. I wish that everyone I know are not in the future with the monster. Or in the past. Granted they're in the present but they're in Antarctica and there are two monsters now. I wish for a raise. Edited February 20, 2015 by Unhinged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. The value of the dollar decreases precisely in proportion so it's still worth exactly as much as you were being paid before.I wish I could read 100x faster than I can at present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Grand, but you still comprehend at normal speed. If you read a book that would take you 40 hours to read, you can read it in 24 minutes, but you enter a trance for the next thirty nine hours and thirty six m minutes as it processes. I wish for a high five. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Your soul is split into five equal portions, which manifest physically as balls of fusion-processing plasma that instantly annihilate your body, house, and continent as they ascend into the heavens. As a quintet of stars, you shine above the earth as a new constellation, which mortals will come to call the High Five. I wish for the ability to enter the twilight realm of Fairyland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 The Fwilight Realm of Fairyland is taken over by Ganon. Have fun there. (Hint: you won't I wish my IPad keyboard wasn't broken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. Any apps downloaded onto the iPad will perpetually be behind by one update. I wish for my English paper to be finished already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 he/him Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 (edited) Granted. You get a D, but at least you passed. Edit: A D on the classic American grading scale. Otherwise known as a 2.0 in the 4.0 grading scale. I wish I could fast forward through time whenever I wanted, with control over when I stop. Edited February 20, 2015 by Blaze1616 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. When you stop, time freezes for you forever. I for wish everyone I know to not be in Antarctica with monsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. Rather than monsters with them, everyone you don't know is with them. I wish for an Awesome role in the Next SE game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. However you're the first Nightmare kill. First night. Sorry man. I wish I had some chicken nuggets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted. Loathe though I am to interfere with dreams of chicken nuggets I must also give a bane so um.... you're now blind.I wish that I never depleted a container when I took things out of it. (Wallets give infinite money, chips packets never run out, etc.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. You crash the Economy by making Infinite Money, forcing the Government to declare Martial Law as they try to fix everything. Eventually they decide to simply keep the world as a Tyranny, to prevent people like you from ruining it again. I wish for the banes and Boons to be more balanced to eachother. Edited February 23, 2015 by The Only Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) nope. The nightwatcher won't let you take her fun. (also, I can't make promises for other people. I'll try to keep mine balanced though) Instead, have a sandwich and a slap on the face. Edit: (I always forget to wish) I wish for a Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Edited February 23, 2015 by jasonpenguin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 nope. The nightwatcher won't let you take her fun. (also, I can't make promises for other people. I'll try to keep mine balanced though) Instead, have a sandwich and a slap on the face. Edit: (I always forget to wish) I wish for a Jace, The Mind Sculptor. Granted. It is the only Magic card you can have. I wish that my iPod would play just the right song to match my mood at any given time. If a song doesn't exist to match my mood, it creates one that sounds awesome to match it. (I also would prefer to me being able to listen to said iPod and for it not to have incredibly low battery life.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Granted. Howev, it runs on ios1 I wish that I was Batman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Your soul is torn apart and invested into every depiction of Batman in the world. I'll take a book from Fate/Zero and wish for world peace. I know full well what could potentially happen when I ask a literally minded deity for that but meh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 he/him Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Granted, though I too shall take a page from Fate/Zero: the town you currently reside in blows up, leaving no survivor but you and your father. Even though it wasn't granted in Fate/Zero. I wish for mayo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ynax he/him Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Granted, but you'll only get it every 5th of may(o) I wish for sun tomorrow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left he/him Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Granted, but why? You're now the only person that gets any sunlight. All the rest of the world is in a panic and goes serial. I wish that I can be sent to the heaven of Angel Beats if I die young and with dreams unfulfilled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. You die OLD and with dreams unfulfilled I wish for a better bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but they come true only randomly, and you can never tell if they have or not. I wish that all the people I know or don't know weren't in Antarctica. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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