ostrichofevil he/him Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Everyone becomes involved in a plot to lower your reputation. I wish to be a chromium Compounder with a lifetime supply of chromium.
natc Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Right here. Wait, neverending? What are you talking about? Anyway, granted. Your pet dodo sheds feathers like crazy until it has no feathers left. I wish to not sneeze when someone says bless you. I had you cursed earlier to never stop trying to wish your banes away, but they cursed me to help you. So yeah, need digital coffee or anything?
Voidus Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Everyone becomes involved in a plot to lower your reputation. I wish to be a chromium Compounder with a lifetime supply of chromium. Granted. The second you store your first piece of luck to begin compounding you will die. Chciałbym byćdoskonałym kucharzem. (Google translate job, sorry if it is a terrible translation, I wish I was an excellent cook) 1
Windreader she/her Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) I had you cursed earlier to never stop trying to wish your banes away, but they cursed me to help you. So yeah, need digital coffee or anything? Yeah, I took it to mean that I believe my quest isn't doomed, so I continue. Because, obviously, it's not. Some tea sounds good though. Thanks! Don't be so sad, I'm a nice person. It's not like you're Kobold King's sidekick! Who knows what you'd do then... Granted. The second you store your first piece of luck to begin compounding you will die. Chciałbym byćdoskonałym kucharzem. (Google translate job, sorry if it is a terrible translation, I wish I was an excellent cook) Granted, but you can never eat any of the food you cook. Not even taste it.I wish to have the correct number of fingers and toes. Edited February 18, 2015 by Windreader
Ynax he/him Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, but you will only have bones for half of them. I wish to be able to shut out or hear noises whenever I want.
Mestiv he/him Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 (edited) Granted. The second you store your first piece of luck to begin compounding you will die. Chciałbym byćdoskonałym kucharzem. (Google translate job, sorry if it is a terrible translation, I wish I was an excellent cook) Surprisingly it's correct, only missing a space in "być doskonałym" Ynax, your wish is granted. However, now you have donkey ears Edit: I wish for a long holiday with unlimited amount of money and no restrictions on where I can go. Edited February 18, 2015 by Mestiv
Cheese United he/him Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. However you are now Octodad. I wish I had lot's of cash
Blaze1616 he/him Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted, you're given three wheel barrel's full of single Rupees. Your curse? Rupees are no longer an accepted form of currency, anywhere, and no exchanges will exchange them for other currencies. I wish my car's tires never needed changing (particularly in really cold weather).
Windreader she/her Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. Your car turns into a giant rabbit. I wish bones in all my fingers and toes.
Left he/him Posted February 18, 2015 Posted February 18, 2015 Granted. As your bane you must watch the worst anime tv series in existence. I wish to have Peter Wiggin as an older brother.
Windreader she/her Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. The story is good, but now the setting is horrible. It's the worst setting you can imagine. I wish to not have to watch the worst anime tv show ever.
littlemag126 he/him Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 granted everyone you know now loves that show i wish i could make people i know read sanderson books
Voidus Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. Every time you do so you are forced to re-read the entire Twilight saga and then go on facebook telling everyone how great it is.I wish that I had a robot arm.
Windreader she/her Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. It goes haywire, and starts waving in the air uncontrollably. I wish everyone I know did not watch the worst anime tv show ever.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. It goes haywire, and starts waving in the air uncontrollably. I wish everyone I know did not watch the worst anime tv show ever. Granted. This is because they are all sucked through a time vortex and are stranded in Mongolia during the late Eocene period. They leave a message to you in fossilized stone, begging for deliverance from their dire plight. You should deliver them from their dire plight as soon as you can. They're currently sharing a habitat with this lovely creature. "Currently" being an entirely relative word, of course. I wish for the ability to salt food perfectly. 2
Voidus Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. The food is salted so perfectly that everyone steals it from you before you get a chance to eat any.I wish that I had a taco.
Patrick Star Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Granted. However, nobody likes you because you start acting salty (sea what I did there?) I wish that I could get a new laptop. Edit: This was meant for Kobold King. But I'll have it apply to Voidus because I like the pun, even if the bane is a little... fishy Edited February 19, 2015 by Patrick Star 1
Voidus Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 I don't mind if nobody likes me, I'll be too busy eating my taco to notice
Windreader she/her Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. However, nobody likes you because you start acting salty (sea what I did there?) I wish that I could get a new laptop. Edit: This was meant for Kobold King. But I'll have it apply to Voidus because I like the pun, even if the bane is a little... fishy Granted. It is stuck at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. I wish everyone I knew were not stuck in the past with a nasty, weird looking monster.
Unhinged he/him Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted they're moved to the future with the monster. I wish I could understand women (although this might be beyond even the nightwatcher)
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) .... denied. Sorry. The night watcher feels bad she can't grant this wish, so have a human sized hamster ball and a rabid hamster with a taste for your blood. I wish for a teleporter Edited February 19, 2015 by jasonpenguin 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 .... denied. Sorry. The night watcher feels bad she can't grant this wish, so have a human sized hamster ball and a rabid hamster with a taste for your blood. You missed a splendid opportunity to turn Unhinged into a woman. 8
Voidus Posted February 19, 2015 Posted February 19, 2015 Granted. It can only teleport things into the heart of the sun. It is quite handy as a waste disposal system though.I wish I owned every game on Steam.
Patrick Star Posted February 20, 2015 Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. You can only play them in their lowest quality. And no mods. I wish that I had a comfier chair.
Windreader she/her Posted February 20, 2015 Posted February 20, 2015 Granted. It is so comfy that you sink into it forever and are never seen again. I wish that everyone I know are not in the future with the monster. Or in the past. 1
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