Windreader she/her Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. It is acid snow that melts metal. Have fun! I wish... I'm quite sure everyone knows what I'll wish for, but hey. I don't like being controlled by clowns. I'd better actually say it, so, I wish to not be controlled by anything. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) I can't speak for anyone else, but I find Windreader's constant and doomed quest to remove her banes one of the most hilarious parts of this thread. Edited February 15, 2015 by Kobold King 1
Emerald Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. It is acid snow that melts metal. Have fun! I wish... I'm quite sure everyone knows what I'll wish for, but hey. I don't like being controlled by clowns. I'd better actually say it, so, I wish to not be controlled by anything. Granted. You'll sneeze anytime someone says "bless you" I wish all this snow would go away. 2
Redbird he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) That 's quite the vicious cycle you just created there. Granted, although you will be constantly hunted down by all the animals that you have displaced by removing all the snow. I wish to be able to survive in a vacuum. Edited February 15, 2015 by Redbird3000
Voidus Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. You are now a Tardigrade.I wish that I could find the remote. 1
Emerald Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. The batteries are dead. I wish I could have a lifetime of free coffee
natc Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. The batteries are dead. I wish I could have a lifetime of free coffee You are locked in a sealed room with nothing but one mug of poisoned coffee. I wish Windreader will continue believing her doomed quest is working. 1
Left he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. But you're now the sidekick in the quest I want dusters to become standard good fashion, like glasses.
Kobold King he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. But you're now the sidekick in the quest I want dusters to become standard good fashion, like glasses. So? I want a million dollars. Nightwatcher grants wishes, not wants. We kid, of course! The Nightwatcher doesn't play semantic games. (Not unless she finds them fair or amusing, of course.) Dusters become the standard fashion, but they're all that anybody ever wears. Think about that. I wish for a million dollars.
Voidus Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted! The economy has now collapsed and a million dollars can only buy you a can of coke.I wish for super speed!
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) We kid, of course! The Nightwatcher doesn't play semantic games. (Not unless she finds them fair or amusing, of course.) Dusters become the standard fashion, but they're all that anybody ever wears. Think about that. *Shiver*... That's horrifying about 90% of the time... Granted, your bane is that you still think you're going normal speed. I wish I had... some caffeine right now. Edited February 15, 2015 by BreathTaker
BreathTaker he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 I.. uh... I didn't Lefty... SHHHHHH.
Atkion he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 i wish i had windrunner capabilities.
ostrichofevil he/him Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. Whenever you try to suck in stormlight, it moves away instead. I wish that I could use Feruchemy without having to store Attributes. 1
Atkion he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Granted.You can no longer store Attributes and all of your abilities now do the opposite of the intended effect. I wish I had a pet tame Whitespine.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Granted, but it's a metaphorical Whitespine, as In it's Kaladin. You're Kaladin's new Owner. (Oh, and the Tame part isn't Literal either) I wish for the next person to post to not use any T's or W's. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Gran[EXPUNGED]ed, bu[EXPUNGED] i[EXPUNGED]'s a me[EXPUNGED]aphorical [EXPUNGE]hi[EXPUNGED]espine, as In i[EXPUNGED]'s Kaladin. You're Kaladin's ne[EXPUNGE] O[EXPUNGE]ner. (Oh, and [EXPUNGED]he [EXPUNGED]ame par[EXPUNGED] isn'[EXPUNGED] Li[EXPUNGED]eral ei[EXPUNGED]her) I [EXPUNGE]ish for [EXPUNGED]he nex[EXPUNGED] person [EXPUNGED]o pos[EXPUNGED] [EXPUNGED]o no[EXPUNGED] use any [EXPUNGED]'s or [EXPUNGED]'s. Your [EXPUNGED]ish is gran[EXPUNGED]ed. All ins[EXPUNGED]ances of [EXPUNGED]he selec[EXPUNGED]ed le[EXPUNGED][EXPUNGED]ers have been replaced [EXPUNGED]i[EXPUNGED]h [EXPUNGED]he [EXPUNGED]ord [EXPUNGED]. Also, your en[EXPUNGED]ire family has been [EXPUNGED]ransformed in[EXPUNGED]o [EXPUNGED]ere[EXPUNGED]olves, so I'd sugges[EXPUNGED] s[EXPUNGED]ocking up on silver bulle[EXPUNGED]s. I desire a pony. 3
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Your [EXPUNGED]ish is gran[EXPUNGED]ed. All ins[EXPUNGED]ances of [EXPUNGED]he selec[EXPUNGED]ed le[EXPUNGED][EXPUNGED]ers have been replaced [EXPUNGED]i[EXPUNGED]h [EXPUNGED]he [EXPUNGED]ord [EXPUNGED]. Also, your en[EXPUNGED]ire family has been [EXPUNGED]ransformed in[EXPUNGED]o [EXPUNGED]ere[EXPUNGED]olves, so I'd sugges[EXPUNGED] s[EXPUNGED]ocking up on silver bulle[EXPUNGED]s. I desire a pony. This was beautiful. Granted, it cannot leave your house and t always finds the most wonderful places to leave its droppings. I wish that I had Feruchemy in real life with enough metalminds and I can use them.
Voidus Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. That Feruchemy comes from Hemalurgic spikes and you are now being controlled by Ruin.I wish that the next person to post would come up with an appropriate wish and that that wish was granted in this ones stead.
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Your [EXPUNGED]ish is gran[EXPUNGED]ed. All ins[EXPUNGED]ances of [EXPUNGED]he selec[EXPUNGED]ed le[EXPUNGED][EXPUNGED]ers have been replaced [EXPUNGED]i[EXPUNGED]h [EXPUNGED]he [EXPUNGED]ord [EXPUNGED]. Also, your en[EXPUNGED]ire family has been [EXPUNGED]ransformed in[EXPUNGED]o [EXPUNGED]ere[EXPUNGED]olves, so I'd sugges[EXPUNGED] s[EXPUNGED]ocking up on silver bulle[EXPUNGED]s. This was beautiful. On so many levels. And Granted. You're captured Voidus and The DA though. I wish for the DA to be unable to retain any knowledge of my existence. 2
Voidus Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 I guess those two banes aren't incompatible Granted. But you're... um... who are you?Same wish. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) Granted. Your brain will be liquefied every time you hear the English language spoken." 24 hours after each liquification you will be reincarnated on the streets of Antananarivo, Madagascar in a brand new body. I wish for the Nightwatcher to alter my general quality of life in a way that the average person would concur is for the better. Edited February 16, 2015 by Kobold King
Blaze1616 he/him Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. You've been given one million U.S. dollars, and your reputation on this site will always bet at least one greater than the user with the second most reputation. No matter what device you are using, all attempts to access 17th Shard will result in a Rick Roll. You will never be able to contribute to the site in any way again. On the bright side, you will forever have the highest reputation. I wish a day consisted of 30 hours, instead of 24.
Patrick Star Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 @Blaze1616 Granted. There is no night where you live, so you must constantly walk around the world in order to make sure that people can keep living. You are escorted by scientists who do painful experiments on you while slowly driving around the equator. Enjoy I wish that college acceptances would come out, already. Oh crap, that one's super easy to curse
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now