Peng the Just he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I'm so magnanimous, I take away all the Fallons, along with anything else inside you that you could possible drown in, including, but not excluded to: blood, water, bile. You shrivel up. I'm so sorry. I wish for a stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eilemelie Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted, you now have a stick piercing one of your eyes. I wish my life had an awesome soundtrac to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden45 he/him Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Granted however you can't hear it or any music ever again I wish that I had a Signed copy of Firefight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Granted. *Quickly signs a copy of Firefight* Here you go. I [wish] for a decent pair of head phones. EDIT: *Facepalms. see 2 below. Edited February 4, 2015 by The Only Joe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 You expect an ancient force to know what an LED is? If she isn't a shard she's created by one, so who knows? It's less that they're ancient and more that we're too storming young. What was the technological level of development on Yolen anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinter he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. *Quickly signs a copy of Firefight* Here you go. I for a decent pair of head phones. I am guessing that this is a typo but because you said "I for a decent pair of head phones." (not "I wish for...") your wish is granted and you are traded in for a pair of headphones. Because this was your wish this does not count as your curse. You're curse is as follows: After being traded in to the headphone factory you are reincarnated into them. I wish to not be eliminated in Sanderson Elimination ever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. You can't be elimanted if you can't join. Right before you join the newest game, a Spiked kills you. I wish I knew if Parshendi like Earl Grey or Boba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. They don't. Also, your bane is that a portal to the elemental plane of water opens in your left ear, pouring a constant stream of saltwater out of the side of your head. I wish for the ability to send sombreros back in time, placing them on the heads of famous world leaders just when they're having their pictures taken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Granted. They don't. Also, your bane is that a portal to the elemental plane of water opens in your left ear, pouring a constant stream of saltwater out of the side of your head. I wish for the ability to send sombreros back in time, placing them on the heads of famous world leaders just when they're having their pictures taken. Granted. You, however, now always have a top hat attached directly to your omnipotent hand. I wish for awesome orchestrating powers that let me compose awesome instrumental music. Edited February 4, 2015 by ChullRider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. It is played too loudly, and you go deaf. Granted. all you other banes are removed as well. I wish for Patience. Lots and lots of Patience. What?! I'm not a cool iguana/dragon-centaur?! Nooooo! Well, I suppose having my other banes removed is okay... I wish to have horns like Maleficent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. After the first day of having them, they grow a bit. Every day. Within a year you have these giant hours that hang form your head,Clive the shame of being walked in on while listening to 1D. Your neck also hurts a lot I wish my IPad would work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. I works well as a very nice cutting board. I wish to be a full Feruchemist with lots of pure metalminds that are easily wearable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo 1 Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 granted. you are also an eunuch. I wish for the skybreakers honorblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 (edited) Granted, but the stone shamans have made you truthless, and your oathstone was given to Julius Caesar. I wish I could write poetry. Edited February 4, 2015 by Redbird3000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 You may now only speak or write in ryhme (this includes 17s activity) I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosted Flakes Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted! You now perform all bowel movements in your sleep. I wish for good luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese United he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. It only works when you have a scarf wrapped around your entire body I wish Szeth had 80's hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider he/him Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Granted. It is played too loudly, and you go deaf. What?! I'm not a cool iguana/dragon-centaur?! Nooooo! Well, I suppose having my other banes removed is okay... I wish to have horns like Maleficent. I become a great nearly deaf composer! Like Beethoven! I knew this would happen! Hahaha! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Next to the EDIT Button there's a hide button. You can use that to delete the second post. Also, please edit rather than Triple posting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo 1 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) Granted. It only works when you have a scarf wrapped around your entire body I wish Szeth had 80's hair Granted. you are now a hippie. I wish that my last curse to be undone and replaced by a less serious one. Edited February 5, 2015 by redsword 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Sure thing, but your stone is now in the possession of the Belgian king I wish I did not have to rhyme all the time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pifferdoo he/him Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. Your Oathstone is given to Cassius instead. Cassius Clay, that is. Have fun boxing. I wish for ideas for things to do on Valentine's with the Serene to my Raoden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windreader she/her Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. Everything you type gets autocorrected. Even when autocorrect is turned off. I wish my horns weren't quite so gigantic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andvari Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. But now you're in a constant state of motion and can never sleep. I wish it was summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Granted. But now you're in a constant state of motion and can never sleep. I wish it was summer. You now live on Roshar, where seasons barely last a few weeks and change at random. I wish to be a steel compounder with a bane that affects something besides my powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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