Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Factor She/Her]

Granted! Unfortunately, while you can endure a lot a physical activity, you are now cursed to be terrible at it. You trip over your own feet every time you run, but you do get back up and keep running!

(I’m paranoid this feels offensive to your physical ability, please don’t be offended, that was not the intention)

I wish for a kandra friend!

Edit!  Ninja’d. Oops, skip me I guess.

Edited April 3 by Factor

[Factor She/Her]

Guess I’ll just try again… 

Granted! However as your boon you get extreme motion sickness. You can still chat with your honor spren though!

On that note, I wish to be a light weaver with a Cryptic!

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Congrats! You can Lightweave, but you have to know a code that would take you years to figure out just to start learning the art.

 

I wish for the original painting of The Mona Lisa, painted by Leonardo Da Vinci, to appear on my desk right now, without any criminal/legal actions to be taken before, during, or after getting The Mona Lisa.

[Fizz9]

You get The Mona Lisa. Nice job. Also people just got over The Mona Lisa, it's worth about 2 dollars now.

 

I wish to have honorspren bonded to me. Windrunner all the way.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

2 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

You get The Mona Lisa. Nice job. Also people just got over The Mona Lisa, it's worth about 2 dollars now.

 

I wish to have honorspren bonded to me. Windrunner all the way.

Granted. There are multiple (watch your wording) honorspren tied to your back, and they are all deadeyes)

I wish for 7 elephants to spawn in my backyard

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Granted. There are multiple (watch your wording) honorspren tied to your back, and they are all deadeyes)

I wish for 7 elephants to spawn in my backyard

They do. Then they stampede through your house, destroy everything, and then go on a rampage throughout your town and you have to pay for all the damage. 

I wish for a reese's peanut butter cup.

[Fizz9]

Granted. You get a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. It was left out in the sun for a day, in the middle of summer. It's very melted

 

I wish to (lets try this again) be NAHEL BONDED to a honorspren and become a Windrunner. 

LIFE BEFORE DEATH. STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS. JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION!

Edited April 8 by Fizz9
spelling error

[Myst He/Him]

39 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

Granted. You get a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. It was left out in the sun for a day, in the middle of summer. It's very melted

 

I wish to (lets try this again) be NAHEL BONDED to a honorspren and become a Windrunner. 

LIFE BEFORE DEATH. STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS. JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION!

Granted. You get pulled into shadesmar, where a Honorspren bursts with stormlight, who then lashes themself into the sky, screaming in delight. You do gain sentience though, but since you already had that, it doesn’t do anything.

I wish for a perpendicularity to open in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

11 hours ago, Mist. said:

Granted. You get pulled into shadesmar, where a Honorspren bursts with stormlight, who then lashes themself into the sky, screaming in delight. You do gain sentience though, but since you already had that, it doesn’t do anything.

I wish for a perpendicularity to open in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. 

Granted! However, you swap places with @Fizz9 who was on the other side, and so now you are in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Hope you enjoy treading water!

I wish to have a conversation with Nightblood and not kill anyone because of my proximity to Nightblood.

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

Granted, but after you leave their presence you then go into a murderous rage.

 

I wish to have a conversation with every Cosmere character.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Granted, but they are all confusing, weird, and terribly underwhelming.

I wish to understand my math more.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You understand it perfectly, no strings attached. So well in fact, that you decide to make a career out of it and go into accounting. This makes you a lot of money and you get kinda rich, but your life has been entirely devoted to math. Your hair has fallen out from the stress. Your soul has shriveled up and you've lost all meaning in life.

I wish I can absorb the artistic talent of people around me

[___ He/Him]

11 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You understand it perfectly, no strings attached. So well in fact, that you decide to make a career out of it and go into accounting. This makes you a lot of money and you get kinda rich, but your life has been entirely devoted to math. Your hair has fallen out from the stress. Your soul has shriveled up and you've lost all meaning in life.

I wish I can absorb the artistic talent of people around me

Granted. You gain the ability, then time travel back to the dark ages.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. You don't make a wish and so the Nightwatcher blows you up into a billion smithereens.

I wish I can enter and exit time loops at will

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Granted. Everyone else knows about this ability, and are secretly wondering if you are manipulating them in a time loop.

I wish to not have to do homework and still do well in my classes.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Granted. It's graded on a curve and no one else has homework required (but it's extra credit)

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Katalri_105 They/her]

1 hour ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

I wish for a girlfriend 

Granted. She moves to a different country on the other side of the world and long distance doesn’t work out.

I wish to be able to control the weather.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Granted. You can only do it on the other side of the world.

I wish for authorized, signed, and leatherbound Tor and/or Dragonsteel copies of all Brandon Sanderson books that are perfectly identical to a perfect copy.

[Fizz9]

Granted. You can't read, or understand anything made by Sanderson.

 

I wish for the ability to teleport. I control where I teleport. I can use this ability anywhere.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Granted. You can't choose which body parts you keep when you teleport.

I wish that everyone on the Shard follows me and Chaos makes me an admistrator. I keep these followers forever and they never dislike me.

[___ He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Granted. You can't choose which body parts you keep when you teleport.

I wish that everyone on the Shard follows me and Chaos makes me an admistrator. I keep these followers forever and they never dislike me.

Granted. Your eyeballs fall out.

I wish for a Ritz cracker.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Granted. The Ritz cracker is poisonous, and you die. 

I wish for a chicken 

[Katalri_105 They/her]

Granted. It hates you and keeps pecking at your eyes, and nothing you do makes it stop.

I wish to be able to speak every language (including programming languages) on earth perfectly fluently and know how to read and write them as well.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Katalri_105 said:

Granted. It hates you and keeps pecking at your eyes, and nothing you do makes it stop.

I wish to be able to speak every language (including programming languages) on earth perfectly fluently and know how to read and write them as well.

Granted.

You can only speak like this:

eval("function(){let text1='hello';let text2='world;console.log(text1+text2)}();")

Even though you know how to speak every other way.

I wish to be able to win my current Eastern Empires game.

Edited April 9 by KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

[Katalri_105 They/her]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

I wish to be able to win my current Eastern Empires game.

Granted! But now no one, including computers will play any sort of game with you.

I wish for 1kg of ripe mandarins.