Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 9 Posted February 9 5 hours ago, Conure1243 said: Granted. You get a thimble. I wish for a really cool sword. Granted. It is so cool that if you touch it you will freeze to death. I wish for a magnet.
Bones He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 2 hours ago, Unintelligenius said: I wish for a magnet. Granted, but it only attracts leaves. I wish for the Nahel bond.
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 10 Posted February 10 (edited) Granted, but the huge magnet is attracted to the iron in your body and you are turned into a pancake as you are slammed into it. I wish for The Sandwich to be soul-bound to me wow we posted at the same time DIBS Edited February 10 by Kaladist The Ketek Writer
Bones He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 (edited) My post came first, but you did dibs. 5 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said: I wish for The Sandwich to be soul-bound to me Granted. The sandwich is soulbound to ME, as in Bones. Your definition of me was loosely defined. I wish for the Nahel Bond. Edited February 10 by Bones
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 10 Posted February 10 The Nahel bond severs the Sandwich bond, and I, Kaladist The Ketek Writer, get it. I wish for a good chicken sandwich
Bones He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 (edited) The good chicken sandwich is granted, then eaten by me. I wish for an eternal Shaod to be put on Kaladist The Ketek Writer and none else. Edited February 10 by Bones clearing up a miscommunication
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 10 Posted February 10 The Nightwatcher rejects you because you wished for two things ("and none else") I wish for Bones not to get any more boons.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Granted. Your bones don't get any more boons. I wish for my curses to not lead to my instant death.
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Granted, all your blessings lead to your instant death. I wish for a cool boon-without a curse
Conure1243 He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 (edited) Granted, you are very cold, as your boon specifies. I wish for my work to be done. Edited February 10 by Conure1243 Clarification
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 10 Posted February 10 You're work is done- but you have nothing to do. You now have more work I wish for this boon to get me up to exactly 1633 reputation on 17th shared within 5 days of today.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Granted. You share up to exactly 1633 reputation within 5 days of today, with a bunch of different people. Yay! Sharing is fun! Gotta watch for those typos. I wish to get rid of my writer's block.
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 10 Posted February 10 You get rid of your writers block. Why did you do that? all that hard work- gone. Everything you've every written was on that block. Now it's gone. Forever. I wish for a non spiked cookie
AonEne he/him Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Granted. Unfortunately, the Dark Alley is now hunting you down, annoyed that you didn't want their cookies. I wish for a party.
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted February 11 Posted February 11 6 minutes ago, AonEne said: Granted. Unfortunately, the Dark Alley is now hunting you down, annoyed that you didn't want their cookies. I wish for a party. Granted. However, said party is a massacre, and everyone, including you, dies. I wish for Draconic flight 1
Frustration Posted February 11 Posted February 11 7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Granted. However, said party is a massacre, and everyone, including you, dies. I wish for Draconic flight Granted. You are also blind. I wish for exemption from all taxes.
Qianweilian He/him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 (edited) 1 hour ago, Frustration said: I wish for exemption from all taxes. The interest rate on your bank account is halved. All stocks and any housing you have, when it rises in value, has that rise halved. Your credit card, any loans you take out, etc. have their interest rates doubled. Also, you cannot get tax returns. I wish for money. Lots of money. But not too much money. Edited February 12 by Qianweilian
Frustration Posted February 12 Posted February 12 4 minutes ago, Qianweilian said: The interest rate on your bank account is halved. All stocks and any housing you have, when it rises in value, has that rise halved. Your credit card, any loans you take out, etc. have their interest rates doubled. Also, you cannot get tax returns. This is still a massive financial win. 4 minutes ago, Qianweilian said: I wish for money. Lots of money. But not too much money. Granted. You can only drink lemon juice from now on. I wish for a pony
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 14 hours ago, Frustration said: I wish for a pony Granted. You can only move around if you are riding on said pony. I wish to be able to walk on the walls and floor.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 3 hours ago, Xiahida said: Granted. You can only move around if you are riding on said pony. I wish to be able to walk on the walls and floor. Granted. Your feet stick to them, so you can walk on them, but your body is still pulled down by gravity. I wish to have a glass of milk.
AltonicKeys he/him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said: Granted. Your feet stick to them, so you can walk on them, but your body is still pulled down by gravity. I wish to have a glass of milk. Granted. If you spill even a single drop of milk, you immediately burst into tears. It would be really unfortunate if someone poured a bunch of salt into the glass. I wish to always be in a comfortable position whenever I sit down
Unintelligenius he/him Posted February 12 Posted February 12 1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said: Granted. If you spill even a single drop of milk, you immediately burst into tears. It would be really unfortunate if someone poured a bunch of salt into the glass. I wish to always be in a comfortable position whenever I sit down Granted, if you ever sit down, you are stuck in that position for life and can never get up or move. But hey, at least you'll be comfortable. I wish to have a chicken nugget.
Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His Posted February 12 Posted February 12 the chicken holds the gold nugget and begins to beat you with it I wish for the United States government to restrain the Immigration & Customs Enforcement from doing the horrible things that they've been doing.
Qianweilian He/him Posted March 4 Posted March 4 On 2/12/2026 at 4:43 PM, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said: the chicken holds the gold nugget and begins to beat you with it I wish for the United States government to restrain the Immigration & Customs Enforcement from doing the horrible things that they've been doing. Granted. Taravangian is now the POTUS, Moash is the Speaker of the House, and the Nine take over SCOTUS. I wish to have more free time.
Unintelligenius he/him Posted March 4 Posted March 4 3 hours ago, Qianweilian said: Granted. Taravangian is now the POTUS, Moash is the Speaker of the House, and the Nine take over SCOTUS. I wish to have more free time. Granted. You have more free time, but during the free time you have, you can only do things that you don't want to do. I wish that there were more breaks in school.
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