Redbird he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but items on your person burn, as could the building/area you are in. I wish for aperture science artificial sweetener.
Windreader she/her Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. You get dandruff. I wish for a snow day tomorrow.
Unhinged he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 Granted your roof collapses from the snow. I wish the wind would stop.
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but it will never blow again. I wish for an end to my current nightmare (life being very difficult right now). 2
Unhinged he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 Even the almighty Nightwatcher cant solve your problems. But I can make your life a little better, take an upvote don't worry about the curse from the sound of things your having enough problems. I wish for a brand new car. 2
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. Because of your earlier kindness, I will award you no curse. Just a nice Buick or Hyundai or something. I wish for a milkshake that will bring no boys to the yard. 1
ChullRider he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Even the almighty Nightwatcher cant solve your problems. But I can make your life a little better, take an upvote don't worry about the curse from the sound of things your having enough problems. I wish for a brand new car. Granted. You get into a car crash after...3 days. I wish for knowledge in engineering.
Patrick Star Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but it's in your least favorite field. I wish that Bayformers had never happened. Or rise of the dark spark. And Hasbro was having Guillermo del Toro do GOOD movies with the Transformers.
Redbird he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but we get 2 more Michael Bay TMNT movies. I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
ChullRider he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but we get 2 more Michael Bay TMNT movies. I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Granted. You get the cake, but being from Aperture Science, they decided to make it your least favorite flavor. And if that didn't work, they filled it with poison. I wish for the book Sixth of the Dusk. (While still being able to read.
Redbird he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, your hands and feet switch sides, left on the right and right on the left. I wish for an infinite cookie.
Windreader she/her Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You get an infinite supply of moldy cookies. I wish to be able to control time.
Alvron Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You can control time only while hoping on one foot. I wish to be able to read and influence the minds of others at will.
Redbird he/him Posted December 2, 2014 Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, it is a two way bridge though. I wish for some echindas and enchiladas to start the party.
Windreader she/her Posted December 3, 2014 Posted December 3, 2014 Granted. You also forget all about your current life. I wish for a way to control time without hopping on one foot.
RawToast225 he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Posted December 3, 2014 Granted. You have Alzheimer's disease. I wish for the most technologically advanced things the universe has to offer. 1
Unhinged he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Posted December 3, 2014 Granted you have no idea how to make it work. I wish my internet wasn't so slow.
killersquirrel59 he/him Posted December 3, 2014 Author Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but your computer now electrocutes you every time you log on. I wish for unfiltered access to the mind of Brandon. PS. It is pretty awesome to see this thing I started now at 34 pages.
Alvron Posted December 3, 2014 Posted December 3, 2014 Granted but your interference makes Brandons books be released a lot slower causing the other members of 17th Shard to hunt you down. I wish to be immune to all mental manipulations from others while continuing to have unlimited access to their minds.
Windreader she/her Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 Granted. You get a really bad headache whenever you read someone's mind. I wish I could control time without getting Alzheimer's disease.
sanderfan she/her Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 Granted. You're a bendalloy misting, but every time you use your ability, you get extremely nauseated. I wish I was a Releaser, with access to stormlight.
Redbird he/him Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 Granted, although you lose your dominant hand to a shardblade accident. I wish for nightblood.
sanderfan she/her Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 Granted, although you lose your dominant hand to a shardblade accident. I wish for nightblood. First off, so worth it. Granted. You and Nightblood become best buddies, but then Vasher shows up and defeats you to get Nightblood back.
Windreader she/her Posted December 5, 2014 Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. You turn into a flea. I wish to not get nauseated by using my bendalloy.
Redbird he/him Posted December 5, 2014 Posted December 5, 2014 Granted, your new body is a bipedal sheep. I wish to be an aluminum misting.
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