Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lemmingbleming He/him]

Granted, you now sleep forever

 

i wish to know every thing about anything I want to know, forever.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Granted. You're granted all you wish to know and much more. Unfortunately your mind isn't equipped for such knowledge and you're driven mad. Fun times.

[killersquirrel59 he/him]

Ok, now I'm genuinely astounded. I started this 11 years ago on a random whim. I haven't even been back to these forums in years. How is this still going? 

But in the spirit of continuing on anyway...

Granted: You know everything about anything you want to know forever. You see as Cultivation does each and every branching possibility. The limitless options override your mind and leave you in a state of helpless confusion, unable to make any decision simply because you lack...capacity. 

I wish for the ability to communicate perfectly with any entity, communicating my exact intent and emotional conditions beyond the crude limitations of language. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

21 minutes ago, killersquirrel59 said:

Ok, now I'm genuinely astounded. I started this 11 years ago on a random whim. I haven't even been back to these forums in years. How is this still going? 

But in the spirit of continuing on anyway...

Granted: You know everything about anything you want to know forever. You see as Cultivation does each and every branching possibility. The limitless options override your mind and leave you in a state of helpless confusion, unable to make any decision simply because you lack...capacity. 

I wish for the ability to communicate perfectly with any entity, communicating my exact intent and emotional conditions beyond the crude limitations of language. 

Granted but you have uncontrollable diarrhea. Most of the time it only happens when you are talking so people avoid you.

i wish to become a twin born 

Edited May 4, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 minutes ago, killersquirrel59 said:

Ok, now I'm genuinely astounded. I started this 11 years ago on a random whim. I haven't even been back to these forums in years. How is this still going? 

But in the spirit of continuing on anyway...

Granted: You know everything about anything you want to know forever. You see as Cultivation does each and every branching possibility. The limitless options override your mind and leave you in a state of helpless confusion, unable to make any decision simply because you lack...capacity. 

I wish for the ability to communicate perfectly with any entity, communicating my exact intent and emotional conditions beyond the crude limitations of language. 

I have a good one for this.

Granted: you can comunicate to every, even slightly by the barest definition of the word, living thing in the universe. You feel all of there pain, hunger, and regret, and can do nothing about it. You are driven insane. You win a noble prize for discovering life on other planets, but you can no longer feel your own emotions, think your own thoughts. all you can hear or feel or think is the constant pain, happiness, misery, joy, and sadness constantly bombarding you, never letting you feel any other emotions. Never letting you feel for your self. You are merely a coindiut of emotion. You lash out at your loved ones, love random strangers, are filled with lust constantly, have constant homicidal instincts, are always laughing with pain, fear, and joy. You are crying because of your crippling depression, and because of your joy at seeing your family. You no longer know what you are, and merely wish for the cold embrace of death while yearning to live. When you finally manage to die, you stay on, becoming invisible, slowly fading into the overlap of thoughts and emotions until there is no more you to exist anymore. you are merely a lifeless husk floating in the void. You then realize that you have just gained this power and it has been only a nanosecond since you first got it and have just lived a lifetime of constant emptyness and joy, and emotion, and you realize that you can no longer feel time, because you feel death, and pain, and-

You get it. Sorry, I just really like that kind of thing.

4 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted but you have uncontrollable diarrhea. Most of the time it only happens when you are talking so people avoid you.

i wish to become a twin born 

Granted: You become a Twinborn through the hemalurgic spikes of the 2 people you love the most in this world.

I wish for Feruchemy

[Entr0pic He/him]

On 5/3/2025 at 9:34 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I have a good one for this.

Granted: you can comunicate to every, even slightly by the barest definition of the word, living thing in the universe. You feel all of there pain, hunger, and regret, and can do nothing about it. You are driven insane. You win a noble prize for discovering life on other planets, but you can no longer feel your own emotions, think your own thoughts. all you can hear or feel or think is the constant pain, happiness, misery, joy, and sadness constantly bombarding you, never letting you feel any other emotions. Never letting you feel for your self. You are merely a coindiut of emotion. You lash out at your loved ones, love random strangers, are filled with lust constantly, have constant homicidal instincts, are always laughing with pain, fear, and joy. You are crying because of your crippling depression, and because of your joy at seeing your family. You no longer know what you are, and merely wish for the cold embrace of death while yearning to live. When you finally manage to die, you stay on, becoming invisible, slowly fading into the overlap of thoughts and emotions until there is no more you to exist anymore. you are merely a lifeless husk floating in the void. You then realize that you have just gained this power and it has been only a nanosecond since you first got it and have just lived a lifetime of constant emptyness and joy, and emotion, and you realize that you can no longer feel time, because you feel death, and pain, and-

You get it. Sorry, I just really like that kind of thing.

Granted: You become a Twinborn through the hemalurgic spikes of the 2 people you love the most in this world.

I wish for Feruchemy

Granted. You get feruchemy. It comes in the form of a medallion you stole from the malwish, and they want it back. 

I wish for an objectively good thing that does not harm anyone in any way, neither physically nor emotionally 

Edited May 8, 2025 by Entr0pic
grammar

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

On 5/3/2025 at 11:34 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I have a good one for this.

Granted: you can comunicate to every, even slightly by the barest definition of the word, living thing in the universe. You feel all of there pain, hunger, and regret, and can do nothing about it. You are driven insane. You win a noble prize for discovering life on other planets, but you can no longer feel your own emotions, think your own thoughts. all you can hear or feel or think is the constant pain, happiness, misery, joy, and sadness constantly bombarding you, never letting you feel any other emotions. Never letting you feel for your self. You are merely a coindiut of emotion. You lash out at your loved ones, love random strangers, are filled with lust constantly, have constant homicidal instincts, are always laughing with pain, fear, and joy. You are crying because of your crippling depression, and because of your joy at seeing your family. You no longer know what you are, and merely wish for the cold embrace of death while yearning to live. When you finally manage to die, you stay on, becoming invisible, slowly fading into the overlap of thoughts and emotions until there is no more you to exist anymore. you are merely a lifeless husk floating in the void. You then realize that you have just gained this power and it has been only a nanosecond since you first got it and have just lived a lifetime of constant emptyness and joy, and emotion, and you realize that you can no longer feel time, because you feel death, and pain, and-

You get it. Sorry, I just really like that kind of thing.

Granted: You become a Twinborn through the hemalurgic spikes of the 2 people you love the most in this world.

I wish for Feruchemy

Remind me never to grant you deific powers 

5 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

I wish for an objectively good thing that does not harm anyone in any way, neither physically nor emotionally 

Granted. You find a quarter in your couch. As time goes on you ponder your boon, how you wasted it, how you regret it. You ponder how you could have brought world peace, ended famine, anything you could have wanted but instead you found a quarter. You're consumed with guilt and despair over your wasted potential and failed wish.

[Lemmingbleming He/him]

I wish to have the superpower to give my self any superpower at any moment.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Lemmingbleming said:

I wish to have the superpower to give my self any superpower at any moment.

You give yourself all the superpowers at once, and also get the power to become a non-sentient black hole

I wish for WAYNE

[Lemmingbleming He/him]

You get Wayne, but he dies a day later

 

 

I wish to control my powers

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. My Powers doesn't appreciate this, and sues you for emotional damages and exploitation. See you in court, buddy.

I wish to be able to shape shift with no drawbacks whatsoever

[Calamity_Engine he/him]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. My Powers doesn't appreciate this, and sues you for emotional damages and exploitation. See you in court, buddy.

I wish to be able to shape shift with no drawbacks whatsoever

Granted. While shapeshifting as bigfoot, you get shot by a redneck in the woods.

I wish to nail every job interview I ever go to.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. This launches a 5 month investigation against you. After 19 employers are found stuck to walls, you are finally brought to justice. Good luck nailing people to the walls in prison, you sicko.

I wish for all my books to stay dry, and impervious to water damage.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

13 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. This launches a 5 month investigation against you. After 19 employers are found stuck to walls, you are finally brought to justice. Good luck nailing people to the walls in prison, you sicko.

I wish for all my books to stay dry, and impervious to water damage.

FIRE

I wish for w-w-w-w-w-WAWAYNE (the wayne man)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Granted, but you only get the statue.

I wish to be able to shapeshift at will.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted, you can only turn into a marshmallow, with no means of turning back

I wish I didn't fail my test

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

granted, you can only turn into a marshmallow, with no means of turning back

I wish I didn't fail my test

Granted, you fall into a black hole

I wish WAYNE

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Granted, you fall into a black hole

I wish WAYNE

Granted you get Bruce Wayne and you are the joker

i wish my friends were happy

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Granted, but you arent happy at all.

I wish for a seagull

[strmblsd he/him]

8 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Granted, but you arent happy at all.

I wish for a seagull

granted it brimngs you moldy food as an offering daily.

i wish i knew why.......

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

10 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Granted, but you arent happy at all.

I wish for a seagull

…whether or not that’s good I’m actually ok with that as long as they are happy

granted you have a seagull it just only shows up when you eat food and it takes it from you

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

…whether or not that’s good I’m actually ok with that as long as they are happy

granted you have a seagull it just only shows up when you eat food and it takes it from you

I wish you made a wish, my friend.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

any other wishes tho?

(i want the seagull so i can have a screech battle with it)

Just now, Aeoryi said:

I wish you made a wish, my friend.

You get one very bad wish of only 3 letters maximum

I wish for a penguin

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 minutes ago, Wyver said:

any other wishes tho?

(i want the seagull so i can have a screech battle with it)

You get one very bad wish of only 3 letters maximum

I wish for a penguin

there’s your penguin it’s a emoji 

I wish my book was longer

[..... he/him]

3 minutes ago, Heřãłðøfľõvê said:

there’s your penguin it’s a emoji 

I wish my book was longer

Granted it is now an audiobook that is slowed down to the point where it takes an hour to play a single word

 

I wish I had all A’s