Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: it's called a clock and the hands turn with the time.

I wish for more wishes

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you get 1 more wish

I wish that Wish wasn't so horrible

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. You now love it completely, much to your friends' chagrin

I wish that my 1-wish restriction was lifted

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Granted you get two wishes

 

I wish to be able to fly

Edited March 14, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you can become a fly

i wish for unlimited wishes

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

13 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted, you can become a fly

i wish for unlimited wishes

Granted, you can come back to the night watcher for more wishes, but her location will keep on changing.

 

i wish to have access to all the surges without the need of investiture, and won’t harm me in any physical nor mental way

[AltonicKeys he/him]

2 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted, you can come back to the night watcher for more wishes, but her location will keep on changing.

 

i wish to have access to all the surges without the need of investiture, and won’t harm me in any physical nor mental way

Granted. You're too dangerous. They've locked you away forever.

I wish for a really cool burger with NO weird deformities

[echo74 she/her]

granted, but you lose your sense of taste

i wish for a nap later today

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, your nap happens when you go to bed

I wish for no more banes from the nightwatcher

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

24 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Granted, your nap happens when you go to bed

I wish for no more banes from the nightwatcher

Granted you also get no more boons

i wish that I wasn’t locked up

[Entr0pic He/him]

47 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Granted you also get no more boons

i wish that I wasn’t locked up

Granted. You are now incarcerated.

i wish that my bane is something that is objectively good.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted: you will die today. Chaos theory dictates that if you hadn't died, in 1000 years an ailen race would have invaded. Your death is objectively good.

I wish to fall in requited, romantic love with an attractive, single woman in my age group who lives relatively close to me.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

14 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Granted: you will die today. Chaos theory dictates that if you hadn't died, in 1000 years an ailen race would have invaded. Your death is objectively good.

I wish to fall in requited, romantic love with an attractive, single woman in my age group who lives relatively close to me.

Granted. You fall in love. She does not. She takes all your money instead.

I wish for a life-sized cardboard cutout of Tom Jones

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

9 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You fall in love. She does not. She takes all your money instead.

I wish for a life-sized cardboard cutout of Tom Jones

Granted he comes alive at night 

 

I wish Kaladin just randomly spawned in our earth some where

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

. . . Granted. You'll never get the chance to see him. (but he does live a very happy and successful life)

I wish to be able to meet Kaladin in person.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . Granted. You'll never get the chance to see him. (but he does live a very happy and successful life)

I wish to be able to meet Kaladin in person.

Granted you stumble into his hospital and sadly  die as he can’t save both you and another patient

Spoiler

Like in that one flashback chapter 

 I wish I met Kaladin 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, but you're one of the ones he kills as a soldier.

I wish I befriended Kaladin and survived.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Granted, you were a slave he met before he went in the bridge runs 

 

I wish I was a Windrunner 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you're a squire that no windspren wants

I wish to be a lightweaver of the 5th ideal

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you have schizophrenia and you start lightweaving your delusions, making you extremely unhelpful for anything.

I wish that my hands were grease proof.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. Your house gets flooded with oil. You can do nothing about it. Well, you couldn't have done anything before the wish either.

I wish I had ever-lasting batteries

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, however, they are infinitely large

I wish to be the Nightwatcher's Bondsmith

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you serve the nightwatcher with no free will for the rest of eternity

I wish I didn't have so much schizophrenia

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, your schizophrenia decreases by exactly 10%, making Dave the background character disappear.

I wish for a tasty sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

granted, it's grilled cheese cuz cheese is awesome

I wish to have perfect rhyming abilities