Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

You are skipped. Your name will come back to you in ten posts.

I wish for the wish that was made on post 512, (Page 20, 12th from top)

You wish to become the Nightwatcher?

(skip me)

Edited January 22, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I wish for infinite money 

Edited January 29, 2025 by TheBestTruthWatcher

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! You now have an infinite supply of cash... But it's from an unknown country who's currency is not accepted anywhere as legal tender, and can't be converted into any other currency.

I wish for the ability to always be organized, on-task, and goal oriented .

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

14 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Granted! You now have an infinite supply of cash... But it's from an unknown country who's currency is not accepted anywhere as legal tender, and can't be converted into any other currency.

I wish for the ability to always be organized, on-task, and goal oriented .

Your organized but only once a week 

I wish to never need to sleep

Edited January 29, 2025 by TheBestTruthWatcher

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, TheBestTruthWatcher said:

Your organized but only once a week 

I wish to never need to sleep

Granted. You are dead.

I wish to be immune to the negative consequences of all wishes.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted (except for this one), but you can only wish for things that don’t benefit you in any way.

I wish for the ability to make the perfect fry sauce

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Yes. You now work a dead-end minimum-wage job 75 hours a week in a foreign country making fry sauce for Chick-Fil-A.

I wish that Kaladin had ended up with Shallan after all.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

oooo I wish that too but unfortunately Adolin dies by falling off a tree stump

I desperately wish for ice cream

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted it stains ur shirt 

I wish for the perfect coat 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted

it was stained by ice cream

I wish for writing powers

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Granted

it was stained by ice cream

I wish for writing powers

Granted. Everyone is iliterate. 

I wish I could redact wishes if I don't like the consequence. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted, you have to redact that wish because the consequence is so gruesome, so you no longer can.

I wish to have Lift's special food powers

Edited January 30, 2025 by DezaS
Double post

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

It only works on expired food.
I wish to score 100% on every test I take

[Keke They/he]

Granted. You dont pass anything but tests

i wish to be able to keep up in school whilst the chaos of my life is starting to unfold

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

8 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

Granted. You dont pass anything but tests

i wish to be able to keep up in school whilst the chaos of my life is starting to unfold

Granted. You keep up with school, but do poorly on every assignment

I wish for unlimited chicken tenders

[Keke They/he]

Just now, #1 Taln Fan said:

Granted. You keep up with school, but do poorly on every assignment

I wish for unlimited chicken tenders

Good enough for me. So long as i pass.

(Skip me)

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Granted. You keep up with school, but do poorly on every assignment

I wish for unlimited chicken tenders

Granted, you are allergic to chicken.

I wish to choose the benefits and downsides of three other wishes as my own, or choose one extra wish to have with no downsides.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. this is your wish with no downsides. The nightwatcher then proceeds to kick you in between the legs

I wish for all my shoes to be steeltoed

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted! Everywhere your toes would go in your shoes, there is now steel. 

I wish for a two inch tall sheep that will be alive for at least the next five years.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Granted. The toes strongly push anything metal (including the shoelace eyelets, damaging the shoe) away and emit annoying blue lasers at every source of metal within a reasonable distance. You cannot turn it off and decide to go barefoot whenever possible and never wear any metal including a cell phone or computer when near the Steelpushing Toe shoes. (This happens to shoes whenever you put them on and doesn't stop when you take them off). 

sorry ghost post, choose which to answer or answer both

I wish to become as cool as The Lopen.

Edited January 30, 2025 by DezaS
ghost post

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

36 minutes ago, DezaS said:

Granted. The toes strongly push anything metal (including the shoelace eyelets, damaging the shoe) away and emit annoying blue lasers at every source of metal within a reasonable distance. You cannot turn it off and decide to go barefoot whenever possible and never wear any metal including a cell phone or computer when near the Steelpushing Toe shoes. (This happens to shoes whenever you put them on and doesn't stop when you take them off). 

sorry ghost post, choose which to answer or answer both

I wish to become as cool as The Lopen.

Granted. You now are the same temperature as Lord The Lopen.

I wish to have infinite chouta 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

2 hours ago, TheBestTruthWatcher said:

Granted. You now are the same temperature as Lord The Lopen.

I wish to have infinite chouta 

Granted. Each time you take a bite of chouta, it feels as though someone dropped a fairly large rock on your bare foot.

3 hours ago, KelsierApologist said:

Granted! Everywhere your toes would go in your shoes, there is now steel. 

I wish for a two inch tall sheep that will be alive for at least the next five years.

Granted. The sheep needs a diet of solid gold nuggets to maintain a friendship with you, or it will run away.

I wish I could choose to treat transparent objects as if they weren't there at will

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You can already. Just go run into a glass door until you pass out and see what I mean!

I wish to get a passing grade in all my classes at school. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

15 hours ago, DezaS said:

You can already. Just go run into a glass door until you pass out and see what I mean!

I wish to get a passing grade in all my classes at school. 

Granted you can the lowest possible grade to pass

I wish to read minds

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted: Minds. you have now read minds.

I wish for Vyz’s cane