Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, it floats away in the wind.

I wish for a rock.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You lose the ability to say words with the letter v in them.

I wish for the opening number of Into The Woods.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Pancake said:

Granted! You lose the ability to say words with the letter v in them.

I wish for the opening number of Into The Woods.

Granted. It's only a few words, though.

Into the woods, something something something something something something

Into the woods something something something something for the journey

I wish for food.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! You get some delicious sushi. However, it is now illegal for you to play any outdoor sports.

I wish for my memory of the Stormlight Archive to be wiped so I can read it again without knowing the end.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted, you can't read.

I wish for somebody to hug rn.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. uhhh i'm in Utah, sorry.

I wish for some goldfish crackers.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

they're real goldfish, solidified into a cracker.

I wish for hot chocolate.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted its just always a little too hot

I wish for a girlfriend who is my same age who likes the things I like and talks to me all the time is really pretty and normal but in an extraordinary way who likes me for me and enjoys being around hanging out and talking to me.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. They're all the same hat.

I wish for the capacity to deal with the coming desolation

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You get the capacity by living through it over and over until you know how. 

I wish to be five times as fast at typing. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you’re also five times more inaccurate

I wish to be a thriving business owner

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. The thriving business is creating renewable energy by burning pig feces (A real thing!)

I wish to be the best at something that most people consider to be good

Edited December 11, 2024 by KelsierApologist
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[Keke They/he]

Granted, your only good at it if someone is watching you.

 

i wish to pass all my classes without doing any work (so i can spend all day on the 17th shard and whatnot)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you’re unemployed your entire life.

I wish to stop procrastinating 

[Keke They/he]

Granted you get overloaded with work yo need to do

 

i wish to win the lottery

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, it is the underfunded village lottery. You have won ugly socks and a K7 of The Sound of Music.

I wish to stop worrying.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You get abducted by aliens but don't have a worry in the world.

I wish for a match.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you get matched against hoid in a roast battle. "ur mom" not allowed

I wish to be able to post on the shard quickly without having to wait like 30 sec between each post

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

(Is no you allowed?)

Granted, you have to wait 29.999912345678910111213141516

[OoklaApologist She/her]

I wish I never had to worry about money

[Keke They/he]

Granted you now have 50 dollars in your Venmo account at all times but you cant log into and dont have a card for it.

 

i wish to pass my English class cuz i have an f.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

Granted. The next time you need to go to class, you get to talking with someone and walk right past the classroom, making you slightly late. 

I wish every time I coughed, it eliminated all the need I had to cough

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Granted! You aren’t allowed to sit in any chair, couch, or other type of seat unless it is either a metal folding chair or one of the awful blue school chairs. The barely-padded rolling kind ain’t allowed either. Oh and the best part? It cycles between these daily.

I wish for the ability to silently and discreetly teleport to places I want to.

Edited December 16, 2024 by Ookla the Enigma

[strmblsd he/him]

granted but if you ever tell anyone where you are going or where you went you cannot go there

I wish for the ability of teleportation

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can only teleport to places 2 minutes (walking distance) away from you.

I wish to speak perfect French and English