Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Granted, the antagonist has even epicer powers, killing you.

I wish to have a six pack.

granted, you get a six pack of spaghettios

I wish for teleportation

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. You can only teleport to the exact place you were born. One way. 

I wish to be able to perfectly play any instrument. 

[strmblsd he/him]

3 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. She's actually a Russian spy and has been order to take you out.

(take me out to dinner) skip me

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Granted. You can only teleport to the exact place you were born. One way. 

I wish to be able to perfectly play any instrument. 

Granted. All instruments were harmed in the making of this message.

I wish for Wish, from DnD, or True Polymorph.... Or just Wish from Slay the Spire. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you get the action Wish, from Dudes and Dads, it’s just you looking up at the stars and sighing.

I wish for people to stop using unoriginal ideas and think they’re original.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted! Every twist on classic tropes-- nay, every idea ever had--- is now carried out terribly and sucks if it ever comes to fruition. 

I wish for all of the brando sando swag. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted. You are now deathly afraid of all the swag.

I wish for an eye.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, since an eye for an eye makes the world blind, you’re blind now.

I wish to have zero awkward conversations.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

You get really angry ones instead.

I wish for pineapples.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Suddenly, Pineapples.

I wish for moooooooney.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

You get 5 cents.

I wish for the power to fly.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Once you hit ten feet, you fall. 

I wish for a pupper. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

 

You get a vicious chihuahua.

I wish to meet Sharders irl.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's me! But you also lose the ability to speak.

I wish for my highest-priority college application to get accepted.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

They thought you play basketball and now you're on the varsity team as a condition of your acceptance. 

I wish for a pumpkin. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

They thought you play basketball and now you're on the varsity team as a condition of your acceptance. 

I wish for a pumpkin. 

Granted, but you get a rotten one.

I wish for a chance to read every Cosmere book that hasn't been published yet.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, but you only get the Farsi translation. If you can speak Farsi, then now you don't.

I wish for energy.

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Granted. Every time you use it, you lose a limb. 

I wish for a toaster

Edited October 29, 2024 by The Halcyon Girl

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Granted but it's so hot it turns your toast into ash and there's only one setting.

I wish for my homework to be done.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Granted, but your teacher catches you cheating

I wish for Dungeons and Dragons Wish spell

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Granted, but you have to roll a D20 and get a 20

I wish for more sleep

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

2 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

Granted, but you have to roll a D20 and get a 20

can I have my friend who gets an ungodly amount of 20s to roll it?

wait, imma just roll it now

SCUD I got a 19

 

granted, but its a drugged sleep, so your body doesn't actually feel rested

I wish that stress didn't exist

Edited October 29, 2024 by kpShadowFox

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, LIV_SB-DustBringer said:

Granted, but you have to roll a D20 and get a 20

I wish for more sleep

Granted. But you're late to school and miss important material for a test.

I wish for it to be Friday.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

TWIN I ALREADY ANSWERED HERS

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

TWIN I ALREADY ANSWERED HERS

I posted it as you edited yours! (Also call me Stormy, there is already someone with a similar username on the Shard.)