Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, I have found a guy named The Sandwich, he works in IT and is a great friend, I am no longer a Jinn and don’t serve you since I’m a horse.

Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Since I don't speak horse you now have to do my math homework.

I wish for Vyz to get the correct answer on my single-problem Calculus homework.

[strmblsd he/him]

22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. Since I don't speak horse you now have to do my math homework.

I wish for Vyz to get the correct answer on my single-problem Calculus homework.

Granted but a dog eats it

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, I change back to a human and now have a wig and makeup on, I am your girlfriend(for the day).

I wish to stop being transformed into stuff.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but the aftereffects of being a jinn linger on your soul, causing it to be more malleable than normal. Your soul is now weakened and easy to take advantage of.

I wish to have a ghost friend who can possess stuff.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. But the ghost friend only ever possess you when they want you to do something for them and never at any other time.

I wish for a smoothie.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, it’s sugar-free and only has kale in it.
 

I wish for a hundred dollar Amazon gift card 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. Amazon goes bankrupt and shuts down. 

I wish for one billion usd in cash to appear right in front of me right now.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, the economy crashes.

I wish for the best phone ever to exist to appear in my hand.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a Reis telephone

I wish to summon light

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You are blinded. 

I wish to have stormlight in a perfect gemstone.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

Granted. You are blinded. 

I wish to have stormlight in a perfect gemstone.

Granted but there is forever a Larkin chasing you to eat it

I wish for a dish

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, you now have a satellite dish

I wish to have perfect vision and not be blinded.

[Aeoryi she/her]

21 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

Granted, you now have a satellite dish

I wish to have perfect vision and not be blinded.

Granted. Your X-ray hacks get detected, however, and you are blacklisted from "Real Life" until farther notice.

I wish for lifespans to be doubled without consequence

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, fruit flies now live twice as long.

I wish to taste the worlds best food.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. But your lack of apostrophes has insulted the Grammar Police, and they are now relentlessly pursuing you.

I wish for a muffin.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. But your lack of apostrophes has insulted the Grammar Police, and they are now relentlessly pursuing you.

I wish for a muffin.

Granted it is just really really really small

I wish to be a full mistborn and full feruchemist with full access to metals

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, but you would never eat a metal and never discover your powers.

I wish for Soviet Russia to resurface and take over the world.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

They do this using nuclear warfare, so now the world is plunged into an ice age and there’s only 0.01% of the population still alive.

I wish for a yummy NORMAL cookie.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, but since Soviet Russia just destroyed the planet, cookies are rarer and much more expensive. You live the rest of you’re life in debt peonage, now made possible by societal upheaval leading to a dictator overturning to Soviet Union.

I wish for a permanent full nights rest while awake.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you have narcolepsy.

I wish to be really good at doing homework.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted, but you can only do busywork. 
 

I wish for more powers in the The Sandwich battle.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted, you have the power of not being blind so you can steal the sandwich and see it at the same time. Your welcome.

I wish for a longer charging cord.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Granted; the cord is so long you are now suffocating in it.

I wish to get three wishes for my next wish.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, you can only say “for a single French fry” after saying “I wish”.

I wish for food to appear every time I think about it.