Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted. You must now edit your post so that it reads: “GRANTED. You have her locked in your closet, and she’s begging you to release her.”

 

I wish for $9

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You can only use it on your least favorite food and when you buy it you have to eat it and can't give it to anyone else.

I wish for an infinite supply of salt.

[Ranger64]

Granted. You cannot leave the ocean. 
 

I wish for a koala.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

25 minutes ago, Ranger64 said:

Granted. You cannot leave the ocean. 
 

I wish for a koala.

Welcome to the Shard, Ranger64!

Granted, but the koala has red eyes and wants to eat you.

I wish for a strong immune system.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted. You’re extremely allergic to everything.

I wish for the ability to do a backflip.

Edited August 1, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can no longer walk; you have to backflip everywhere.

I wish to feel better soon.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, however you now have large tusks.

I wish for a quick visit into the future. (Just to ease my worries regarding my future and the state of the world. And grab a copy of future cosmere books while I'm at it.)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but everything you bring back instantly disintegrates

I wish for a group to play DND with(never have played but think it would be fun to do)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but everyone’s schedules never align.

I wish for fish on this dish

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted but you can only eat fish on that dish and you can't wash it ever.

I wish for one of my chickens to lay purple eggs.

Edited August 2, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted the inside is a gross purple people don't wanna eat or touch or see

I wish I could disappear..

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted, but everyone knows where you went

I wish for all of the limited edition Ice breakers

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted, all ice in proximity to you shatters. 
 

I wish for more wishes!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you can’t speak.

I wish for Lightning powers!!

 

 

[LightRinger he/him]

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Spoiler

I can’t talk, what’d you expect?!!

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you can only speak with bad spelling.

I wish for better lightning powers.

Edited August 2, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[LightRinger he/him]

Grnated, butt yuu oonlie havv thee boneus pouers,, nott thhe bayse litening powwrs.
 

Jussst hellp mee taalk aand textt nurmal plsss 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you have to use underscore instead of space

I wish to be able to understand how others feel

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but you scream out the feelings you see in people.

I wish to read minds.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted but you can't read anything else.

I wish school began one day later so that I could watch the Civ 7 first look livestream at 1:30 PM PT, on August 20.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but school is now 12 hours a day 6 days a week for the rest of the year.

I wish for the ability to change my eye color.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but Everytime you do your eyesight gets slightly worse

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Granted, but you two will never get married, fight very often, and will never break up. (Oh, and there may be more than a few fist fights)

I wish for good luck.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Granted, but every time you get lucky a person slaps you.

I wish for a Rithmatist sequel

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Granted. You have lost the ability to read. Or understand anything that is read out loud.

I wish for stormlight 5-10 to appear right in front of me.