Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[..... he/him]

On 1/2/2024 at 7:56 PM, Ookla said:

Granted. The music in all of them is absolutely terrible, and the scriptwriting boring.

I wish for a bookstore's worth of Sanderson novels.

granted they are all your least favorite book by him

I wish for the world to end

Edited January 5, 2024 by .....

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. "The World", a PRX public radio program, is no longer on the air.

I wish for seagulls to leave me alone.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but now you smell like a skunk

 

 I wish to give a mouse a (non-spiked) cookie. 

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. The cookie is not spiked, but the mouse is. Hemallurgically. Possessing superhuman strength and a terrible temper, the mouse wolfs (mouses?) down the cookie, then turns to face its next meal. You.

I wish for a cozy mug of tea and a good book on a cold, winter evening.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you're outside in a dark forest. 

I wish for it to snow. 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

28 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, you're outside in a dark forest. 

I wish for it to snow. 

Granted, your house turns into a snow globe on the inside and it’s a hundred degrees outside.

I wish for a single chicken nugget.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

4 hours ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

I wish for a single chicken nugget.

Granted. You have to go through the process of making it from scratch. It's gross.

I wish for the answers to the upcoming history quiz.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

1 hour ago, AltonicKeys said:

Granted. You have to go through the process of making it from scratch. It's gross.

I wish for the answers to the upcoming history quiz.

Granted. The answers are written in Elvish. 

I wish for my restlessness to go away.

Edited January 5, 2024 by SmilingPanda19

[AltonicKeys he/him]

2 hours ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

I wish for my restlessness to go away.

Granted. You are restful. You will never wake up again.

I wish for the motivation to finish my 7-minute speech script

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You gain a crippling fear of public speaking.

I wish for the ability to speak with slugs.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Granted, you are now a slug 

 

I wish to be hoid

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. You are now physically trapped on that one page in Elantris when Hoid makes a cameo.

I wish for a neverending crossword puzzle.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. All the words are so hard that neither you or anyone you contact can figure them out.

I wish for a spren to make a living Shardblade.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s 12 feet tall.

I wish for allomantic pewter abilities.

[..... he/him]

9 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. It’s 12 feet tall.

I wish for allomantic pewter abilities.

granted you are now a single cell organism

I wish to be death

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. (Mistborn spoilers) 

Spoiler

Marsh isn’t too happy with you stealing his job.

I wish for some Lerasium.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You have been given a vial containing a single flake of Lerasium and eight grams of powdered lead.

I wish for a personal Irish band to play for me whenever I wish.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Unfortunately, every time you summon them to play for you, a trio of masked villains appear, and attempt to assassinate you, until the music stops and they vanish.

I wish for a pet axehound.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted. it keeps trying to eat you

i wish for a dawnshard

[..... he/him]

1 hour ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

granted. it keeps trying to eat you

i wish for a dawnshard

granted, your torment is the inability to gain any thing else from it 

I wish for infinite anti-investiture to fill the spiritual realm.

[Wittles he/him]

...why? Granted. Your legs get snatched by gnomes.

I wish for a really nice pen.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Granted. The cartridge/reservoir is perpetually filled with water. It sucks.

I wish for decent editing skills

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Granted. Your babe is that you only speak Romanian now.

I wish for slightly better social skills

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you're a cat now, remembering your human life.

 

wish for a cat

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Granted. It’s a scudding tiger that thinks you killed her children 

I wish for an unlimited supply of gasoline