Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Soulbinder she/her]

The Nightwatcher is confused, so she instead writes a rave review on the movie Wish using your name. I'll let you decide if that's a boon or a bane. 

I wish for a taynix plushie

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s a Boomslug one and promptly explodes.

I wish for Santa to be real.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Granted. Nothing happened. (He already is)

Wish for fish on a dish

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you can only say words that end in -ish.

I wish for lopens.

[Scarletfox]

Granted, the lopens have two arms and no sense of humor. 

I wish to get an A on my econ final. 

[..... he/him]

6 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted, the lopens have two arms and no sense of humor. 

I wish to get an A on my econ final. 

granted you will get fs on every thing else you do in your life

I wish for the next person who comments heres wish to not get fufilled

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, but whenever you say the word GIF you always pronounce it in the way that sounds most incorrect to the people standing nearby.

I wish for [REDACTED].

[..... he/him]

34 minutes ago, Ookla the Lord Ruler said:

Granted, but whenever you say the word GIF you always pronounce it in the way that sounds most incorrect to the people standing nearby.

I wish for [REDACTED].

unfulfilled in accordance to boon before

I wish for nothing

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you get the [REDACTED] from the unfulfilled wish before yours.

fish.

[aetherbound he/him]

The Nightwatcher is confused, because fish is not a valid wish, the Nightwatcher assumes you wished for my bane.

Granted, you also can no longer eat fish.

I wish for all herbivores to have 500% faster metabolisms.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

14 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

The Nightwatcher is confused, because fish is not a valid wish, the Nightwatcher assumes you wished for my bane.

Granted, you also can no longer eat fish.

I wish for all herbivores to have 500% faster metabolisms.

Granted, but they all die because their bodies overheat.

I wish for the ability to create light.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you can now create aerogel. For your bane, you weigh as much as the aerogel.

I wish for rosharan grass to go extinct.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now you’ve made a bunch of Shin people sad. Look at their big puppy dog eyes, they’re crying! Are you happy now, you monster?

I wish for infinite cheese.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you're lactose intolerant.

 

F i s h .

[Lunamor she/her]

F i s h y  s m e l l . (Now everything smells like fish)

I wish for a functioning lightsaber.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it falls through the floor, into the core of the world, due to being a literal saber made of light.

 

f  i  s  h  . 

[aetherbound he/him]

Because your wish is incorrectly formatted, the nightwatcher assumes you wished to be a truthless, and for your bane makes the oathstone actually work.

I wish for said oathstone.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. You can now only speak when within ten feet of a frog.

I wish for a grappling hook

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Now you are incapable of saying anything but “Holy [noun] Batman!”

I wish for all of my pants to have pockets.

[..... he/him]

7 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. Now you are incapable of saying anything but “Holy [noun] Batman!”

I wish for all of my pants to have pockets.

granted you now have no pants, hope you like skirts

I wish for two cents

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. nothing costs less than 3 cents. anywhere.

 

i wish to control the memes.

[solarcat she/her]

granted, but now you will become an embarressing meme and you can't control it

I wish to get at least an 'A' on my math exam next block

[Lord Spirit he/him]

granted, its in the word "Fail"

I wish the weather was warmer.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted, your skin is now inside-out.

I wish for fish.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You can now only wear a single sock at a time.

I wish for a bean bag.