Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, you now hallucinate strobe lights directly in your face for the rest of your life.

I wish for a witch staff.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Soulbinder said:

Granted. However, you now hallucinate strobe lights directly in your face for the rest of your life.

I wish for a witch staff.

I could close my eyes

Granted, you get a witch staff.

Batteries not included

I wish for friendship 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

49 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I could close my eyes

Granted, you get a witch staff.

Batteries not included

I wish for friendship 

Granted, here I am, unfortunately, I'm upset because you said my boyfriend hates me. 

 

(People don't like me when I'm angry)

Edited November 12, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

Granted, here I am, unfortunately, I'm upset because you said my boyfriend hates me. 

At least you got one.

Give your wish, or I will wish for you

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

right! crap! I wish for a boyfriend that doesn't hate me ( I do not have one irl. tbh, I don't really want one. all they boys I know are sooo immature. except the guy i have a crush on ofc) In my opinion, the best way to get one, is either make one up, and make him perfect for you, or, do a character already there, (Kaladin, Adolin, Lopen, etc.) it works, and then you can write your own romance stories abt the two of you! Voila! you will never have free time again! 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

27 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

right! crap! I wish for a boyfriend that doesn't hate me ( I do not have one irl. tbh, I don't really want one. all they boys I know are sooo immature. except the guy i have a crush on ofc) In my opinion, the best way to get one, is either make one up, and make him perfect for you, or, do a character already there, (Kaladin, Adolin, Lopen, etc.) it works, and then you can write your own romance stories abt the two of you! Voila! you will never have free time again! 

Granted but neither of you can speak.

I wish for a copy of all of stormlight in one huge book.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Ooh! granted, but it's full of typos and in another language

I wish for a real life.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Ooh! granted, but it's full of typos and in another language

I wish for a real life.

Granted. It comes with teenage depression

I ish for w

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. It comes with teenage depression

I ish for w

Ha! I already have teenage depression!

granted. you get what you want, but you must ish for w forever and are unable to ish for anything else.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

3 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Ha! I already have teenage depression!

granted. you get what you want, but you must ish for w forever and are unable to ish for anything else.

Go get nothing because you didn’t wish. 
 

I wish for a piece of chocolate

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

You can have a piece of chocolate, but it is poisoned and you just died. Congratulations!

I wish for... the ability to write good romance.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Go get nothing because you didn’t wish. 
 

I wish for a piece of chocolate

You get nothing since you did wish

I wish for for 

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

You can have a piece of chocolate, but it is poisoned and you just died. Congratulations!

I wish for... the ability to write good romance.

Granted, your romance always includes weird characters and fits the generic romance plot always

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

You get nothing since you did wish

I wish for for 

You get four pencils.

I wish for a fish.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Granted, the fish is dead, and very stinky.

I wish for someone to teach me how to get shardbuddies

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

Granted, the fish is dead, and very stinky.

I wish for someone to teach me how to get shardbuddies

Granted. It requires asking.

I wish for Connie to come back

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

9 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. It requires asking.

Okay, how does one get shardbuddies?

 

Granted, but they can only look at the forums, not participate in them.

I wish for... inspiration.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

4 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Okay, how does one get shardbuddies?

 

Granted, but they can only look at the forums, not participate in them.

I wish for... inspiration.

You inspiration is the mofia

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i wish for good inspiration 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

13 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Okay, how does one get shardbuddies?

You ask someone if they want to be shardbuddies with you.

8 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

i wish for good inspiration 

Granted. You can now only see in infrared.

I wish to be able to perfectly do any style of longsword combat.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

40 minutes ago, The cheeseman said:

You ask someone if they want to be shardbuddies with you.

Granted. You can now only see in infrared.

I wish to be able to perfectly do any style of longsword combat.

granted, but you cant come into contact with a longsword

I wish for apple pie

 

Edited November 13, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted but it is as small as the nail on your pinky finger, as well as any other food you eat

I wish for decent wishes

Edited November 13, 2023 by Scars of Hathsin

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. All your wishes are now adequate. They don't come true though. 

I wish to see a supermassive black hole in person. Survival not necessary, I just really want to see one.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

On 11/12/2023 at 11:32 PM, Soulbinder said:

Granted. All your wishes are now adequate. They don't come true though. 

I wish to see a supermassive black hole in person. Survival not necessary, I just really want to see one.

You go to one.

But your temporary blinded for it and you die

I wish for a trained whitespine

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It is not trained to like you. 

I wish for double replacement equations to make sense

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, they already do, you just don't understand them

I wish to understand Pugachev's Revolution

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you no longer understand any other revolutions.

I wish for whatever you wish for.