Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Aeoryi she/her]

59 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, but your bane is that it isn't.

 

soap.

Granted, but you must wash your hands before doing anything, including but not limited to:

- Eating

- Learning

- Sleeping

- Breathing

- Holding your breath

- drinking

- going on the Internet.

- not going on the Internet

- washing your hands

 

Good luck!

I wish for more friends

[Lord Spirit he/him]

5 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted, but you must wash your hands before doing anything, including but not limited to:

- Eating

- Learning

- Sleeping

- Breathing

- Holding your breath

- drinking

- going on the Internet.

- not going on the Internet

- washing your hands

 

Good luck!

I wish for more friends

Granted, but you have the nagging suspicion that they don’t actually care about you. 
 

I wish for Moash to get a redemption arc

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Lord Spirit said:

Granted, but you have the nagging suspicion that they don’t actually care about you. 
 

I wish for Moash to get a redemption arc

Granted. He still ends up as a jerk.

I wish kaladin and Moash switched places.

[aetherbound he/him]

(i said that grassssssss would not be replaced)

granted, they turn into helium when popped, causing a drought across the entire world, grasss cannot survive without water and goes extinct.

I wish for lightblood(a clone of nightblood)

[Lord Spirit he/him]

20 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. He still ends up as a jerk.

I wish kaladin and Moash switched places.

Granted. Moash is put on trial and executed, while Kaladin escapes are returns to wherever he was

I wish for a puppy

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, it is an extremely aggressive white spine pup 

I wish for knowledge

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you receive Azish census records from 300 years ago. 
 

I wish for you to like this comment, lol

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

It was liked for a second...

 

I wish for infinite knowledge of everything in the world

[Lord Spirit he/him]

You now have an incredibly in depth knowledge of the periodic table and the elements (“everything in the world”)

 

I wish for a stormlight archive movie

[Aeoryi she/her]

26 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

You now have an incredibly in depth knowledge of the periodic table and the elements (“everything in the world”)

 

I wish for a stormlight archive movie

Granted, but it's all black and white, and Shallen looks surprisingly ugly. Additionally, their CGI looks like a literal child made it, farther stomping on the reputation of storm light archive.

I wish for a picture of nonsense

[Aredor]

Granted, but whenever you look at it, your thoughts turn to nonsense for the next hour. 

I wish for stick to make a reappearance in book 5 of stormlight. 

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted but he turns to fire,

I wish for someone to bond multiple spren at the same time in SA

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, but unfortunately farther exploration of this concept will not be held within these forums.

I wish for a book that contradicts the Cosmere continuum 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1 hour ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted, but unfortunately farther exploration of this concept will not be held within these forums.

I wish for a book that contradicts the Cosmere continuum 

Granted, but it’s fanfiction. 
 

I wish for Kaladin to be happy

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, not cannon though,

 

wish for fish.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, not cannon though,

 

wish for fish.

Granted. When you consume it you also eat a Yelig-nar gemstone

I wish for you

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

no. 

 

just, no.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

19 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Granted. When you consume it you also eat a Yelig-nar gemstone

I wish for you

Granted. I teleport to your location, realize what happened run away screaming.

I wish for a rock

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but it is a boulder that squashes you

I wish to control the flow of time with no restrictions by banes or other peoples boons 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, The nightwatcher doesn't care, so you're Time travel only goes forward.

I wish to have the final post in this thread.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. Posts are renamed to notes, that is the last post.

I wish for something stupid.

[Aeoryi she/her]

granted. You recieve the following question:

"if johny is riding 10 miles to the school, and his bike breaks down halfway, and johny has to walk at the rate of 3:92 walking speed:biking speed, arrives there 65 minutes late, after taking a path with the tailwind of 7 km/h from 50° north, what is the mass of the sun?"

I wish someone would answer the question above

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it's your mother.

 

I wish for infinite aluminium.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

2 minutes ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

granted, it's your mother.

 

I wish for infinite aluminium.

Granted, but its concentrated in a 1 inch raduis, and subsequently collapses into a black hole.

I wish for a shardblade

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, it also collapses into a black hole.

 

I wish to wipe hemalurgy from the alleyverse.