Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. The 17th shard will now hunt and kill you for splintering them. For your bane, you are turned into a crab.

I wish for eggs benedict.

[Aeoryi she/her]

48 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted. The 17th shard will now hunt and kill you for splintering them. For your bane, you are turned into a crab.

I wish for eggs benedict.

Granted. you may no longer use any utensils when eating.

I wish for The Spirit of Comprehension.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, the spirit of a random guy named comprehension now lives in you. Your bane is that you may no longer use the letter h.

I wish I could finish wheel of time faster.

[NameIess]

Granted. The books are replaced with a trilogy of 2-hour movies.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Granted, you get nothing, no air for you. You die.

 

I wish to write better.

[Aeoryi she/her]

16 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

Granted, you get nothing, no air for you. You die.

 

I wish to write better.

Granted, although you must take more time to write.

I wish to eat all spren.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, the spren taste like what they represent: wind, fire, dirt, poop.

My boon is to have all the honor blades and the access to stormlight.

Edited August 7, 2023 by WitIsThe Best

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, although they cannot bond to you and only function like a normal blade.

I wish to eat all of the unmade except yelig-nar and the midnight mother.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you explode.

I wish for a hamburger to be in a plate on a table right infront of me, and that I can eat it without dying or being seriously injured.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Granted. Please make a wisdom save. On fail, take 6000 psychic damage. On success, take 3000 psychic damage. To succeed, you must roll a natural 20.

I wish for honor to not be dead. 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, he lives inside the hearts of men!

 

I wish that I could have allomancy  without any bane.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

You are an aluminum gnat. Because the Nightwatcher doesn’t give boons without banes, your bane is that you can’t eat ketchup.

 

I wish to have inspiration.

 

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted. *inserts Rick roll*

I wish for infinite cheddar-jack cheezits.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, although they are all Yelig-nar gemstones undercover.

I wish for Water to join forces with air

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you get clouds.

I wish for x

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, x=0 so you get nothing.

I wish for a mansion

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It's a woodland mansion from Minecraft and there is no escape.

I wish for a mini-nightwatcher spren

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, but it only gives banes.

I wish for unlimited wishes

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but you now cant speak

I wish to have a spren of all orders

[Aeoryi she/her]

9 minutes ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, but you now cant speak

I wish to have a spren of all orders

Granted. The spren does not bond to you, and ends up being an undercover Yelig-nar (capable of using all surges).

I wish to bond a honorspren

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

Granted, The honor spren doesn’t give you any powers, it’s just there.

I wish to be able to fly

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted.

The nightwatcher hands you a gemstone and tells you to swallow it. You comply.

It isn't long before you grow an amethyst gemhard and start to have red eyes and then you realize.

You have bonded Yelig-nar to gain the surge of gravitation.

 

I wish for a functional nahel bond with an honorspren

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but you have to swallow Yelig-nar for it to work properly.

I wish a spren that is not Yelig-nar that is capable of using a custom amount of surges on demand, that bonds me

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Granted, but you have to swallow Yelig-nar for it to work properly.

I wish a spren that is not Yelig-nar that is capable of using a custom amount of surges on demand, that bonds me

Granted. You receive a honorspren that is very happy that it can use surges on demand. Your bane is that you have to do all the dirty work for your spren, who won't even tell you her name.

I wish for an honorblade from cultivation that can still use the surges.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, but it is limited to once for every time you eat Yelig-nar 

I wish to meet Hoid