Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. You're now stuck in space.

I wish for chicken nuggets

[Cinnamon]

Granted. You develop a severe, life threatening allergy to chicken nuggets.

 I wish to have the Warbreaker leather-bound

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you have it. You also lose all knowledge of Sanderson, and desire to read.

I wish for industrial foregoing

[Telrao she/her]

Wut... granted, but you are now severely crippled, and can do nothing about it

I wish for a QUARK

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. You can't talk or eat cheese anymore.

I wish for a chance to pet a cat in the next 20 min.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You gain an intense phobia of cats.

I wish for cheese.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. It's smell is so powerful that you explode

I wish for a grain of salt

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The nightwatcher takes this wish with a grain of salt.

I wish for a pumpkin made out of pumpkin spice.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. It tastes horrible.

I wish for Quarkbeast.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. It smells like a durian.

I wish for an endless chocolate fountain.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! It's white chocolate.

I wish for enough money to literally buy happiness.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. Nobody sells this "happiness" you speak of.

I wish for multiple grains of salt

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You feel an intense urge to get away from the salt. Unfortunately, the grains of salt that you wished for have formed into a salt monster. Happy fleeing!

I wish for the ability to become a Knight Radiant.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. You have no spren or stormlight. You can become one if a spren comes along though. So you have that.

I wish to be able to sell happiness.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted, but you can never feel it yourself. Welcome to depression!

I wish that I could have a pet axehound

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Your father murders it for no particular reason. How does it feel to be a member of the house Davar?

I wish for a pet Aviar.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Granted. It can sense when certain pastries are near. It's also a yellow-brown-green color.

I wish to have one full, large, perfectly round sphere, full of stormlight.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. The gem inside is horribly flawed, and it all leaks out in an hour.

I wish for finished essays.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. The essays don't fit any prompt.

I wish for a cute animal with the power to cheer everyone up.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted! It suffers for two weeks before dying in your arms of a terminal illness.

I wish for a cool car.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. It is a hot wheels car.

I wish for thousands of dollars.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. The economy crashes.

I wish for life to make sense.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted. It makes sense in a way that's impossible for ordinary humans to grasp.

I wish for a delish fish dish.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. You are allergic to fish.

I wish that people would reply to my new forum game.

[Telrao she/her]

Granted. People do, but they only put hateful comments. You're welcome.

I wish for some paper mache seahorses