NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted. Zoom adds a broom emoticon. Your bane is that you are now a pufferfish. I wish for he ability to get a good night's rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted, but you can't stay awake in the day. I wish for a cow named Ned to fall off a cliff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted. It squishes you. I wish for INFINITE WISHES! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted. They are given to your worst enemy. I wish for it to be summer all year long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted. It's hot and buggy and you feel absolutely miserable. I wish for magical glowy hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Granted. you are now allergic to magic. I wish for Render to exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 It/he/she/Ihavenoideawhatorwhothatis exists, but you can never see/meet It/he/she/Ihavenoideawhatorwhothatis. I wish for Larry the Cucumber to come to the real world and slay ALL the moss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Granted. Everyone is angry at you for having someone slay moss. Moss is cool. I wish to be abord Airhaven from Mortal Engines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Granted. It explodes because arson. I wish I could zoom into Earth at the speed of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Granted. You crash into Earth, destroying yourself and it. (What was your goal there?) I wish not to change. When everything else is going wrong, I want to be the same. I want to stay me. Not become someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Order he/him Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: Granted. You crash into Earth, destroying yourself and it. (What was your goal there?) I wish not to change. When everything else is going wrong, I want to be the same. I want to stay me. Not become someone else. Not granted! You make food into Lifelight and are food kleptomaniac. I wish to be able to eat whatever I want and still maintain peak fitness and weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Granted. All the food in the world turns to kale. I wish that I could repair the earth that Ranryu destroyed, along with all of its inhabitetns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Granted. You're now stuck in space. I wish for chicken nuggets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 (edited) Granted. You develop a severe, life threatening allergy to chicken nuggets. I wish to have the Warbreaker leather-bound Edited November 9, 2022 by Cinnamon - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Granted, you have it. You also lose all knowledge of Sanderson, and desire to read. I wish for industrial foregoing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 Wut... granted, but you are now severely crippled, and can do nothing about it I wish for a QUARK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. You can't talk or eat cheese anymore. I wish for a chance to pet a cat in the next 20 min. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. You gain an intense phobia of cats. I wish for cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. It's smell is so powerful that you explode I wish for a grain of salt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 The nightwatcher takes this wish with a grain of salt. I wish for a pumpkin made out of pumpkin spice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. It tastes horrible. I wish for Quarkbeast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. It smells like a durian. I wish for an endless chocolate fountain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted! It's white chocolate. I wish for enough money to literally buy happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. Nobody sells this "happiness" you speak of. I wish for multiple grains of salt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Granted. You feel an intense urge to get away from the salt. Unfortunately, the grains of salt that you wished for have formed into a salt monster. Happy fleeing! I wish for the ability to become a Knight Radiant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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