Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lord_of_Awesome]

Thus, I return. It's been a while.

On 9/13/2022 at 10:36 AM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Granted. You are now stuck in the cosmere

I wish to smack Lucinda

Who is Lucinda?

Granted, you may smack Lucinda. However when you do, the offending appendage will fall off, come to life, and start smacking you.

My wish is that my friends will actually like and understand the books I read... *cries*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

GRANTED, YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. Your bane is that each letter you type has to be in a different color.

I wish to have a sword that bleeds black smoke.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. the black smoke is the sword being turned to dust on contact to air, and it has no other powers. Your bane: you no talk sideways.

I wish to have permanent youtube access.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Your youtube account is set as kid account. Also, your middle fingers both fall off.

I wish to sleep more.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are still tired.

I wish to confuse people

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Granted, but now no one can understand anything you‘re saying. Ever.

I wish I had a tame killer rabbit big enough to ride on.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. People target you with Holy Hand Grenades due to how imposing your steed is.

I wish that more sharders played MTG.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You no longer are interested in it.

I wish to have a quantum core.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Your atoms have extra nuclei now. This causes you to die in all sorts of cool ways.

I wish that this thread was more active.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. There is now so much people posting here, you get constantly ninja'd. 

I wish to have a competent school management. (I know it doesn't exist but we can dream)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You move.

I wish to have minecraft.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

 Granted. You now look like a Minecraft skin IRL.

I wish to be able to slow and accelerate time. Like speed bubbles in Mistborn but in both ways and without needing tons of rare and unfindable metals.

Edited September 29, 2022 by Just a Silvereye
"The speed bubbles in SA" seriously?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

34 minutes ago, Just a Silvereye said:

I wish to be able to slow and accelerate time. Like speed bubbles in SA, but in both ways and without needing tons of rare and unfindable metals.

Granted, it is in time skips. Your bane is that you have to drink hydro cloric acid instead of water.

I wish to be able to fully function while asleep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you now sleepwalk. As a bane, you like to do dangerous sports in your sleep. and you maintain your current skill level.

I wish for people to not have allergies to foods.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. Everyone now has severe allergy to everything else: pollen, dog and cat hair... 

I wish for all allergies to disappear

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now addicted to sniffing trees, it is an irresistable urge, each time you see a new tree you HAVE to sniff it.

I wish to have more active cats and energetic cats.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. They are so energetic they destroy your house. You are incapable of hearing.

I wish to have nice cats.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Your cats are very kind. They are, in fact, too kind, and invite a vampire into your house for tea, which proceeds to drink everyone's blood.

I wish for a cool balsamic and mozzarella salad (forgot what it's actually called).

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You cannot eat any other food, for the rest of your life. And you still can't remember the name of it.

I wish for the ability to time travel.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. Every hour, you can cast a spell that moves you forward 1 minute in time. The spell takes exactly one minute.

I wish to be able to go out in the sunlight.

[Adolinalsium he/him]

Wish granted but you can't leave the sunlight or else you die.

I wish for you to give me my boon

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Your wish is my command. You now smell out of your butt and see out of your armpits.

I wish to be able to be struck by lightning and survive.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you are now in a coma

I wish for someone to wish for eternal youth.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted.

I wish for eternal youth.

[Cinnamon]

Granted you will now, and forevermore be an newborn infant unable to progress intellectually or physically. Also you smell of sewage.

I wish to always do well at any assignment or task that is given to me or I set out to complete for myself.