Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Someone's been reading Leven Thumps

Granted. The squid now lives in the bottom of challenger deep

I wish to be able to go to Foo

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

20 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Someone's been reading Leven Thumps

Not for a long time, what was it that you thought I was referencing?

Granted, you are one of the people half stuck there.

I wish to be able to pick up the squid

[NameIess]

Granted. You are now able to pick up the squid. If you can find it at the bottom of challenger deep. Oh, and you bane is that since picking the squid up is actually really easy, you lost 50% of your physical strength.

I wish to have double the determination.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you now have double the determination of a squid to stay in one place. You cannot move from the spot you are at in relation to the planet you are on.

I wish to be a pewter compounder.

[NameIess]

Granted. You are now "a person who mixes or combines ingredients pewter in order to produce an animal feed, medicine, or other substance."

I wish to have awesome teleportation devices.

[The Isochronism he/him]

It's yours! Unfortunately your new device has no settings controlling what parts of you teleport. You could show up to Disneyland only wearing a shirt, or you could show up without your arms. Either way the result is quite catastrophic. 

 

I want to own the star-wars franchise. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you can make no money off of it.

I wish to be a pewter misting in the mistborn sense of the word.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you are allergic to air

I wish for charisma level 1000

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, everyone mistrusts you, so you have dc 10000 checks on every charisma check.

I wish to stop sneezing.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, you start coughing

i wish for knowledge of everything

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you are now catonic

I wish to stop coughing.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

granted, you start sneezing

i wish for a set of twinborn powers

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but the metals you need to facilitate your new abilities suddenly no longer exist.

I wish that I wasn't bored. 

[The Isochronism he/him]

Granted! But now you have tons of homework to keep you busy.

 

I want to have better hair.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You also go bald at the age of 30.

I wish to no longer have metaphysical body spasms.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted, you now have S.P.A.S.M.A.

I wish to not have to breathe.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you are a Cadmium ferring.

I wish to know what S.P.A.S.M.A. is.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that the acronym applies to you.

Spatial

Parasite

Animals

Is

My

Arm

I wish to come up with better acronyms.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you now have bad memory.

I wish to be a kandra

[The Isochronism he/him]

Granted, but your friends call you "Faceless."

 

I wish to not have a boon/bane.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. you get nothing.

I am now a kandra ghost. hehehehe. I wish to have a lerasium lump.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but the Lerasium has been turned into gaseous investiture and fused with Ruin's investiture and then re-solidified, so it's now Harmonium. And it's raining.

I wish that we knew what all the God Metals did.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You ingest and burn Whimsium.

I wish I knew how to burn Harmonium safely.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You are now a furnace.

I wish to be able to separate harmonium into atium and lerasium

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You must find Hoid to do it. 

Bane: Hoid hates you and thinks you must die for the good of the cosmere

I wish to know where Hoid's hideout is.