Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I thought it was Ares but it has been a while. Granted you are sent to Mars 

I wish to have a perfect memory

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, you compusively store stuff in a coppermind.

I wish to roam all universes freely like I could before.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but you are now cursed to destroy whatever universe you visit.

I wish to have the equipment and skills to survive on Mars, and preferably some company.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

12 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, but you are now cursed to destroy whatever universe you visit.

I am already cursed by this.

13 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I wish to have the equipment and skills to survive on Mars, and preferably some company.

Granted. your company is a pet rock named Dwayne. Your curse: you have no farming capability whatsoever.

I wish for the destruction of whatever universe I visit to only happen after I leave.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, but the interdimensional shrapnel from the destroyed universe causes grave structural collapses in other nearby universes.

I wish that my rock was named Wayne and was actually Wayne from Mistborn Era 2.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, It is the corpse of wayne that has been soulcast into stone.

I wish to no longer have bowel problems

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Granted, you now have bowl problems. Meaning you can't use a bowl without it turning into a plate.

I wish that my stone Wayne corpse was alive and normal.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Granted, you now have bowl problems. Meaning you can't use a bowl without it turning into a plate.

I wish that my stone Wayne corpse was alive and normal.

Granted, you do not know his language, and he cannot learn yours.

I wish to have fluid manipulation powers

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now on the SP 4 planet

I wish for pokemon to be real.

[NameIess]

Granted. Your bane is... oh wait, you don't need one. Have fun watching legendary pokemon destroy the world.

I wish for the ability to control how hot or cold I am at any given time.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You must always be extremely hot or cold.

I wish to have masterballs to catch the pokemon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You catch a pokemon, but the Pokémon will be forever out of your reach .

I wish for another set of arms that can appear on command.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You can't control where they appear on your body and they appear in different places each time.

I wish to be a iron misting

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted. You're allergic to iron.

I wish to be a full feruchemist.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You don't know how to care for your bracers

I wish to have no allergies

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted. You lose any and all powers from the previous 10 wishes.

I wish for a bead of lerasium.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted, it is encased in glass to protect it. Bane: you are allergic to standard allomantic metals.

I wish to be an Elsewhere.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

5 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Granted, it is encased in glass to protect it. Bane: you are allergic to standard allomantic metals.

I wish to be an Elsewhere.

Granted, you are always itchy

I wish for a good pen

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

26 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, you are always itchy

I wish for a good pen

Granted, you are unable to use a computer without it being one step away from a complete literal meltdown

I wish to not feel itchy.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

19 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Granted, you are unable to use a computer without it being one step away from a complete literal meltdown

I wish to not feel itchy.

Granted, you are always sore in the most inconvenient spot

I wish for food 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. Bane: you cannot smell with your nose or anything else.

I wish to have no phantom pains.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, you have phantom itches

I wish for a dog 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You also get fleas

I wish to no longer have any phantom uncomfortabilities.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You are now tied to a giant squid and have to follow it everywhere

I wish for more sleep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

granted, you are now a bronze ferring. Bane: you cannot see yourself in any way, but everyone else can.

I wish that the giant squid is now tiny.