Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it's broken and gives you cancer

I wish for cool anime hair

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but it's broken and gives you cancer

I wish for cool anime hair

Granted. Your hair is always your least favorite color. and if you have no least favorite color, the hair is gone

I wish for a device I can freely use with no dangerous consequences that will let me travel in and out of books and imaginary worlds at will.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but when you enter the book you take the place of the character with the most painful death

I wish for working headphones

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, but they cost 10 dollars and will break in 10 days.

I wish for @Kelsier'sGodComplex to see that this thread has 420 pages which is a funny number and they should be proud/

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. heh. @killersquirrel59 funni number.

Spoiler

*inhales*

I wish for a nice potato dish.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted. It's burnt

I wish for cuddles.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but when you enter the book you take the place of the character with the most painful death

Awesome! I can make this work!

31 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Granted. It's burnt

I wish for cuddles.

Granted. they are from your best friend(b/c I have read your posts). your bane is, now you smell like old, moldy cheese, and are unable to get rid of the smell. Until acclimatized, people near you are in dizzy and disoriented. Acclimatization takes a year.

I wish that all people in the Alleyverse RP could post regularly each day without IRL problems and no damage to their IRL situations

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. Everyone you've ever interacted with on the Alleyverse now only exists on the shard, as you have destroyed their physical forms and lives.

I wish for some gold, maybe.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

22 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Granted. Everyone you've ever interacted with on the Alleyverse now only exists on the shard, as you have destroyed their physical forms and lives.

I wish for some gold, maybe.

Granted. You now have gold in your bloodstream(I mean, more than normal)

I wish for the aforementioned people to once again have physical forms, and not have interference in any way, shape, or form with posting on any part of the website the 17thShard.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. All aforementioned people no longer exist on the Shard 

I wish for even more gold in my bloodstream.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

13 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Granted. All aforementioned people no longer exist on the Shard 

I wish for even more gold in my bloodstream.

that would interfere with the posting, so it is null and void.

Granted, you will now start to asphyxiate as a natural consequence of the gold pushing out everything else.

I wish you would give me separate banes that are irrelevant to my wishes from now on @Sequence this also applies to Nightwatcher in general.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

that would interfere with the posting, so it is null and void.

It wouldn't interfere with anything if their accounts never existed in the first place

 

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I wish you would give me separate banes that are irrelevant to my wishes from now on @Sequence this also applies to Nightwatcher in general.

Granted. Your feet fall off.

I wish for a dog.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

24 minutes ago, Sequence said:

It wouldn't interfere with anything if their accounts never existed in the first place

Ah, but that would. Also, that's not how you worded it. you were much more vague.

25 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I wish for a dog.

Granted. your bane is, you hear a solo from Nicola Tesla's recorder of death in the Accelerati Trilogy.

I wish to get an A on my AP test tomorrow

[AFdooda]

Granted, now all his books are 100,000 pages long not just super mental long.

I wish for an inbuilt memory sorter for my brain.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. The doctors had to remove your hippocampus to implant it. 

I wish for a perfectly normal celery stick.

[Some Random Spren he/him]

Granted, you're upside down

I wish for a library with a copy of every book in history

[AFdooda]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

Granted. The doctors had to remove your hippocampus to implant it. 

Shoot...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 hours ago, Some Random Spren said:

I wish for a library with a copy of every book in history

Granted! It's in Antarctica in a secret government vault that you don't have access to.

I wish for lots of money.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

6 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I wish for lots of money.

Your wish is granted, you receive 100,000,000,000,000 monopoly game money.

I wish for a schedule that will actually work. (I always get distracted and loss track of time.)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Granted. You forget where you put it.

I wish that the fake tree that my theatre class is making was fixed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. The theatre catches a bigger fire than the globe theatre.

I wish for the triforce to be real.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Granted. The theatre catches a bigger fire than the globe theatre.

I wish for the triforce to be real.

Granted. Your bane is that you must now read all of the Keeper of the Lost Cities books that are currently out 12 times before reading any other books.

I wish for everyone on the internet to be confused.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Well I have already read all of them and am eagerly awaiting Stellarlune and I don't mind rereads. Only 8.5 books that will only be a week and I can read the next book in a day unless it is 2,000+ pages.

Granted. Brandon Sanderson is becoming a clown.

I wish to be Alex Taylor (the wizard).

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

23 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Well I have already read all of them and am eagerly awaiting Stellarlune and I don't mind rereads. Only 8.5 books that will only be a week and I can read the next book in a day unless it is 2,000+ pages.

Granted. Brandon Sanderson is becoming a clown.

I wish to be Alex Taylor (the wizard).

Stellarlune is not out, so it is not part of the bane. I read at the same rate. there is a KOTLC club.

Granted. You can only speak in Chipmunk. You've read Adventurers Wanted as well?!

I wish for Sanderson to finish writing/publishing the Cosmere serieses without anything bad happening to him. as per a previous boon, all my banes must be unrelated(at least directly) to my wishes.

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Granted. You will forever have a cat rubbing your leg.

I need to post all books I have read in my about me.

I wish to have the superpower to have the power from any books I have read. Over 100 fantasy books at least

Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard