Insanity Clinic: Season Two

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

15 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

He smiled smugly. 

"Now don't get cocky. I didn't say you could cure cancer. But you are smart."

[Through the Living Hope]

53 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Now don't get cocky. I didn't say you could cure cancer. But you are smart."

“Yeah, yeah.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

28 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Yeah, yeah.”

Gem turned and finished up his own food, then went and threw away his trash.

[Through the Living Hope]

2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Gem turned and finished up his own food, then went and threw away his trash.

Kio waited for him. He looked at Retyli. “You’re gonna have to talk to him eventually.”

”No I won’t.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said:

Kio waited for him. He looked at Retyli. “You’re gonna have to talk to him eventually.”

”No I won’t.”

Gem walked back. "To class again, then?"

[Through the Living Hope]

54 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Gem walked back. "To class again, then?"

“We’ve still got, like, half an hour, bro.”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Mead finally wakes up, notices Eclair and engages in a long chatter with her over being royalty, his sister & parents, her family, lampshading about an old retcon with Mead's name being "Bush" or "shrub", on and on, then she gives him a gift from her sister. 

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I had a butt-ton of dialogue I came up with while working on something else, but forgot most of it. so here's a summary above, and a Convo between the gift and Mead. spoiler'd for size.

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Mead puts his ear up to the magic conch.

"Hahaha, silly reader, it's just called a magic conch, while still magical, it's actually a helix fossil!" says a voice from the "conch". 

"it's a nautilus shell." Mead corrected.

"yeah, I know, I just didn't know how to spell nautilus." stated the voice.

"... ok, but what's a helix fossil?" asks Mead.

"1. a nautilus. 2. a reference to a 10 year old twitch channel that relies on ascended fanon for it's canon." answered the voice. 

"okey? Who are you? A god or something?"

"No, that's not an accurate description, I'm still mortal, just on a different plane of existence. Still can bend reality though. I've got that. there's many folks that can do that on my side. I'm just some kid with the ability to alter your world(s)."

"alright, prove it."

"talk like that again and I'll come up with some creative way to gore your sister and mail her remains to you, furless b a start." the voice stated as Mead noticed a bird from many pages ago fly in, before the hawk (I think it was a hawk,) is forced to absorb 200 lbs of cheese for every post since tortellini's last appearance in the clinic.

"Understood." replied a startled Mead.

"Sorry if I doGmoded there, I can't remember if that character was still active or not... nice throwback either way... This was a fun wall of text to write. See ya!" 

Eclair is deaf to the conversation, nor does she notice the bird getting stuffed full of cheese. 

"what in the Skylands is this... thing?" Mead asks.

"dunno. Like I said, my sister made it for you. She also mailed your sister one as well." replies Eclair. "I wonder whe-... Right."

"Lovely." muttered Bush.

"figured out what I'll do: send her to a far off world to be hunted and eaten by combatants in the hunger games." threatened the shell voice. 

"w-wha?" stumbled Mead.

"OOH! She's half kitsune, right? Perhaps she might be found by a hunter and-" "GET. OUT. YOU. PESTS!"

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY SISTER?!?" yelled Mead, in a panic.

"Well, I was just thinking up a lime-" *chainsaw revving sounds* "Oh. you weren't joking. Talk to you later cutie!" "BETTER RUN FASTER THAN THAT YOU SICK GLACEON!!!"

"ah, here it is. Sorry, Mead, went to go get a snack. goodnight, buddy.

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huh. found out how to prevent "me" from just re-telling everything to Prince Shrub, or for him trusting everything "I" say.

"Eclair, what are the hunger games?"

"tldr; a bunch of people are thrown into a forest and forced to hunt animals and each other as a way for a messed up government to cull the population."

"OH NO."

"What?"

"Something with a male voice threatened to throw her- my sister, into them if I don't, uh, what was it he wanted? erm, I think it was to watch over you and keep you safe?"

"calm down, while I would like a bodyguard, I would prefer if it were because we're technically courting each other, not because someone threatened to shove your sis into a forest full of killers. besides, she's strong, I know she is, she'll make it out."

"t-there was this female voice, s-she-she's planning something for when-if my sis is in th-there. something about her t-tone says that plan involves Heartache g-"

"shush, tell me later. rest now, my fluffy sunray."

"o-ok."

Edited November 30, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

On 11/23/2024 at 4:53 PM, Spark of Hope said:

“We’ve still got, like, half an hour, bro.”

"WHAT?! How long is lunch?!"

[Through the Living Hope]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"WHAT?! How long is lunch?!"

“An hour.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

“An hour.”

"YOUR LUNCH IS AN HOUR LONG?!"

[Through the Living Hope]

29 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"YOUR LUNCH IS AN HOUR LONG?!"

“Uh… yeah? Could you not yell, dude?”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

14 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Uh… yeah? Could you not yell, dude?”

"Sorry. Just in shock. An hour?"

[Through the Living Hope]

25 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Sorry. Just in shock. An hour?"

“Yep.”

[Canada Lover]

Ezrium woke up from his 400 page nap. He then began to wander around, looking for Elan.

@Ancient Elantrian

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 hours ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium woke up from his 400 page nap. He then began to wander around, looking for Elan.

@Ancient Elantrian

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OH MY GOSH CANADA YOUR BACK OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH HI!!!!!!!

An Elan sensed Ezrium awaking, and phased to him. "Hello! YOU'RE BACK!" He threw his arms around Ez in a tight embrace.

7 hours ago, Spark of Hope said:

“Yep.”

"That's crazy. So... whaddaya wanna do?"

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

An Elan sensed Ezrium awaking, and phased to him. "Hello! YOU'RE BACK!" He threw his arms around Ez in a tight embrace.

"That's crazy. So... whaddaya wanna do?"

“I usually just hang out.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

“I usually just hang out.”

"Like wander around and exist?"

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Like wander around and exist?"

“Usually sit and exist.”

[Canada Lover]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

An Elan sensed Ezrium awaking, and phased to him. "Hello! YOU'RE BACK!" He threw his arms around Ez in a tight embrace.

"That's crazy. So... whaddaya wanna do?"

Ezrium looked at Elan, unsure about what to do about hugging.

"Did I miss something?"

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor joined the group hug. "Hello everybody!"

[Canada Lover]

2 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

Honor joined the group hug. "Hello everybody!"

Ezrium began to feel uncomfortable with all the hugging going on.

@Ancient Elantrian @The Honorable One

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

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heh

Aora wandered around the corner, decided she did not want to hug a bunch of strangers, and promptly went the other way.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

2 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

Ezrium began to feel uncomfortable with all the hugging going on.

@Ancient Elantrian @The Honorable One

Honor hugged him tighter in case he decided to try escaping again.

[Canada Lover]

10 minutes ago, The Honorable One said:

Honor hugged him tighter in case he decided to try escaping again.

Ezrium, disliking all of the human contact, teleported away, but being forced to stay in the clinic. Ezrium viewed as Honor and Elan hugged each other tightly.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Aora wandered back to her room, thinking about the day.

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I think I'll just leave here there until something interesting I want to be a part of happens.