Redbird Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Who needs fiber when our cookies have 2000% daily recommended dose of iron? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 I am here. What's the bustle? I was in the middle of an experiment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 We'll just have to step up our game. We need to get there first. Sell more, sell faster, sell harder. Also, we should let the people know of all the harmful by-products and ingredients in the pandas' cookies. Like anthrax, baby feet, unicorn hearts, and obviously bamboo. And Fear Not. Though Competitors may Rise and Fall, the Alley shall Outlast them all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) New Firefight Inspired Ideas! Fortune Cookies. Any ideas how to make them work right? Also, we have great talent being corrupted by the pandas. For example, Shadowborn. I felt the same about that Alloy of Law stuff. I wonder if there's still some Atium and Lerasium lying around. Atium burners would be seen as basically gods in that society and if there was Lerasium then Wax becomes...amazing. Almost put a spoiler on a fansite, silly me. Now then, back to the Pastry Investiture. Quite similar to the form based investitures of Sel and the types of metals used in investitures on Scadrial, the Pastry Investiture is similar to Lerasium, but for the entire Cosmere. Inside Andalosium, there was a smidgen of frosting on the very tip. When it was shattered, this frosting was imbued with a shard as a Hemalurgic spike. The Pastry based investiture is the purest form of Andalosium and works aon all planets in the Cosmere. In order to access this Investiture (which shall be referred to as Bakurizong) one must find a person who's baking skill is "The best in the county" and eat one of their pastries, which unlocks the art of Bakurizong. From there, you can bake and/or replicate the magic systems across all the realms. Fortunately, Voidus and I responded, but we cannot let talent such as this go unprepared into the cosmere. Edited January 17, 2015 by 18th Shard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 New Firefight Inspired Ideas! Fortune Cookies. Any ideas how to make them work right? Maybe spring-loaded with a spike, then an ironic fortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 The unofficial name would be "Misfortune Cookies" probably shouldn't put that on the label though... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I have no idea why the image wont work, so here is a link instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 I have no idea why the image wont work, so here is a link instead. I remember that episode 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I remember that episode By the way guys, I have requested the approval of Queen Elsa Steelheart for an alliance between us, and since I have that approval (see the Newcago thread), I would like to join the Dark Side Alley. I will share the super-secret recipe to my incredibly addictive bamboo flour in exchange for learning the way to make the victims connoisseurs experience spikes of joy upon eating the DA cookies. I can't wait to contribute to the DA's mission and Invest in new relationships with other 17th Sharders. Edited January 18, 2015 by inexorablePanda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) *crickets*……… SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!! I'M ALONE AND IT'S DARK HERE!!! Edited January 19, 2015 by inexorablePanda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) *crickets*……… SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!! I'M ALONE AND IT'S DARK HERE!!! You could also PM Voidus and Fatebreaker and ask Edited January 19, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 You could also PM Voidus and Fatebreaker and ask Good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Hmmm.. the Alleys are a secretive bunch. We might be able to come to some agreement with sharing the details of a few of our products if you were to join with the Dark Alley. Although I'd need to consult with the various department heads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Sorry, I just ninjad you with a PM. And I would love to join the DA. I have seen the light dark. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Sorry, I just ninjad you with a PM. And I would love to join the DA. I have seen the light dark. Well then allow me to extend a probationary welcome to the Dark Alleys, Research and Advertising inquiries should be directed to Fatebreaker, Zooalogical Hemalurgic experiments are the purview of Redbird, I run the sales department. I've added Fatebreakers list of Dark Alley Denziens to the OP and inexorablePanda has just been added too. Welcome to the Alleys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 what... is this... place... it must be... destroyed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Well then allow me to extend a probationary welcome to the Dark Alleys, Research and Advertising inquiries should be directed to Fatebreaker, Zooalogical Hemalurgic experiments are the purview of Redbird, I run the sales department. I've added Fatebreakers list of Dark Alley Denziens to the OP and inexorablePanda has just been added too. Welcome to the Alleys. Thank you. I request that sales be added to my list of specialties. I've had a pretty good track record so far. what... is this... place... it must be... destroyed Well, while you're attempting to knock stuff down, please get sliced please don't get sliced on a piece of debris... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Hmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmmm......... i-Panda, we will cautiously accept your surrender and allow you to be assimilated into the intraparadoxical cogworkings of the Alley, but only if you wave a white flag. Also, advertising tip: Don't tell people there's bamboo in the cookies, since the majority of our clients are human and may find that off-putting. Feel free to leave it in there though, I understand it lends a unique flavor. As for this guy what... is this... place...it must be...destroyed Let's get him a pamphlet and help to re-educate him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Let's get him a pamphlet and help to re-educate him. A Bronze 'pamphlet'? Or shall we go with our extreme re-education package and break out the Atium? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Hmm, maybe a bronze reinformation package. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iredomi Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Imma out of here... but just you wait I'll end this I swear it on the truth that Ati was once good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 While you're here, would you like a cookie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Hmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmmm......... i-Panda, we will cautiously accept your surrender and allow you to be assimilated into the intraparadoxical cogworkings of the Alley, but only if you wave a white flag. Also, advertising tip: Don't tell people there's bamboo in the cookies, since the majority of our clients are human and may find that off-putting. Feel free to leave it in there though, I understand it lends a unique flavor. Consider the white flag waved.Imma out of here... but just you wait It appears that he stumbled across a copper and zinc cookie while in the Alley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Thank you. I request that sales be added to my list of specialties. I've had a pretty good track record so far. Consider it done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 i-Panda, we will cautiously Finally! An Apple device that I'd part with money for! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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