Zelly Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Wait no..........I coughed it back up. Well most of it. Eww.
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zellyia said: Wait no..........I coughed it back up. Well most of it. Eww. Why? Our secret cocktail of artificial additives has been known to cause superpowers as well as death.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 6, 2018 Posted March 6, 2018 Any bad side effects can be avoided by becoming a full member, this includes many benefits including gold compounding.
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted March 6, 2018 Posted March 6, 2018 17 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: Don't know about this one, but most appendixes belonging to our future victims can be found on the end of a spike. Hmmm I'm betting a spike to the appendix can steal aluminum allomancy, because both the appendix and aluminum allomancy are regarded as useless* to possess. Time to hunt up my experiment archives on obscure bind points. *The dark alley may or may not have found uses for both of these assets, in fields including but potentially not limited to: culinary arts, sequestration of investiture, genetic experimentation, hemalurgically induced telepathy, and hemalurgically induced mind control.
Voidus Posted March 7, 2018 Author Posted March 7, 2018 In light of his service to the Alleys, I would like to thank our new head of Counterintelligence, @MacThorstenson We have some bakers working on a celebratory cake but they're having trouble getting the batter to rise along the 13th dimension, we appreciate your patience while we locate some spikes of dimensionSight to assist them in their efforts. 2
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Voidus said: In light of his service to the Alleys, I would like to thank our new head of Counterintelligence, @MacThorstenson We have some bakers working on a celebratory cake but they're having trouble getting the batter to rise along the 13th dimension, we appreciate your patience while we locate some spikes of dimensionSight to assist them in their efforts. Thank you for this appointment. I will do my best to serve the DA faithfully in this office. To keep the secrets of the dark alleys away from our enemies, and to counter their efforts to destroy us. Anyone who would like to join the counterintelligence division, ask me in PM or post in the thread. 2
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 I will assist in any way I can. *Kneels down and proffers sword.*
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 I am deeply interested in this post. As I already have ties to the Knights Awkward and the Canton of Combat I believe I could be a valuable asset. I would prefer to be stationed in Fjordell, as some of that Dakhor monk stuff seems weirdly reminiscent of hemallurgy. I believe Dakhor cookies would be a great mechanism to lure in new recruits. 1
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: I will assist in any way I can. *Kneels down and proffers sword.* Thank you. I have added you to the Division's PM. 17 minutes ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: I am deeply interested in this post. As I already have ties to the Knights Awkward and the Canton of Combat I believe I could be a valuable asset. I would prefer to be stationed in Fjordell, as some of that Dakhor monk stuff seems weirdly reminiscent of hemallurgy. I believe Dakhor cookies would be a great mechanism to lure in new recruits. Your ties will be extremely useful to the department, we will be glad to have you.
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 I too would assist in preserving, protecting and expanding the DA in any and all ways possible.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 I have added you to the PM. @The Forgetful Archivist
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 Just now, MacThorstenson said: I have added you to the PM. @The Forgetful Archivist thanks
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 Welcome. Have you conducted the necessary inductory cookie sale?
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 He was an... interesting case. He started off as an enemy of the DA, infact running an opposing bakery to stop us. We hired a rathbore monk and spiked him with loyalty to the dark alley. Now he is as loyal as ever. quickbronze, do you want to be a member of counter intelligence?
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quickbronze said: *Looks confused* ahhh,.. yes? I was just wondering, I was confused as to what the meaning behind your announcing your presence here was.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 Sorry @Quickbronze, we don't trust you. Unfortunately we will have to deny you entry into the DOCI, due to security risks.
Apollyon he/him Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) On 3/7/2018 at 11:34 AM, MacThorstenson said: Thank you for this appointment. I will do my best to serve the DA faithfully in this office. To keep the secrets of the dark alleys away from our enemies, and to counter their efforts to destroy us. Anyone who would like to join the counterintelligence division, ask me in PM or post in the thread. @MacThorstensonI would willingly give away my life soul for this cause. Edited March 12, 2018 by Apollyon
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) So, for an application, all you need to do is sell a cookie, correct? I've made three attempts, but none have worked. My skills include remembering tiny details of things I read at a normal pace, research, having a lot to say, being loyal, following rules, and going unnoticed. I also have connections with a large group of people, as I am the leader of the Knights of the Cosmere role play. If I manage to join the Dark Alley, I would also like to join the Counterintelligence. Edited March 8, 2018 by Tesh
Apollyon he/him Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 Quote one of your sales @Tesh here and Mac or Void should initiate you soon enough.
Tesh Any pronouns Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 On 3/6/2018 at 2:43 PM, Tesh said: What about the cookie*? I can offer you one as well. *Disclaimer Everyone knows two cookies are better than one!
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 20 hours ago, Voidus said: In light of his service to the Alleys, I would like to thank our new head of Counterintelligence, @MacThorstenson We have some bakers working on a celebratory cake but they're having trouble getting the batter to rise along the 13th dimension, we appreciate your patience while we locate some spikes of dimensionSight to assist them in their efforts. Quick!! We must craft a 17-dimensional cookie in honor of the 17th shard! 1
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