A Secret Corner he/him Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Voidus said: The Void seems to whisper back... "Accepted" A small silver spike gently rolls out of the darkness, resting at the strangers feet. Reveal hidden contents At the other end of the Alley, Voidus continues to grope around in the darkness. "Accepted." He whispers again. "Accepted, accepted. Why do we have so many spikes from Accepted? I was sure there was one from a full Aes Sedai somewhere." "Seeing the spike before him, still kneeled before the Void, the stranger whispers, 'thank you.'" "To the Void he says, I will go forth, baking, as far as I must. Then, slowly, the Stranger gets up, picks up the spike, and walks away to bake." Edited October 12, 2016 by Secrets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Secrets said: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/56277-my-introduction/#comment-4 Is my request excepted? In honor of the request, I present the completed muffins. The Stranger felt an odd sound in the back of his knee as he sat at a worktable meddling with the unmeddleable. On impulse he glanced at a seeing stone and was greeted with the sight of a new face. He grinned, new faces were always nice. But then he heard it speak. It called itself the Stranger. "How odd, that was my name when last I checked..." He pondered this strange occurrence. "Did my doppelganger clone me again? Storms, you think he'd learn from the last time. And the Dragonquisitors." Well, things would sort themselves out. The Stranger had no doubt that this new comer would do wonderful things for the Alley. He grinned once more, the spike gleaming in his left eye socket. He turned back to his work and meddled with the fabric of the dimensions once more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averyp1017 she/her Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 (edited) On 8/11/2014 at 4:49 AM, Voidus said: Applications are always welcome. The Dark Alley Baked Goodness You Can't Trust I would like to join. I have friends I need to corrupt with cookies... Had them once and something keeps telling me to give some to everyone... Spoiler Or Someone. I don't really want to Ruin their lives.. oh wait. Edited October 18, 2016 by averyp1017 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Welcome to the Enlightened Darkness of the Alley, There are supplies a-plenty space to research, sell, and lurk to your heart's content. Forget consequence and heed only achievement, use the Alley to it's fullest potential. Good luck, and happy spiking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 I have pies and candy know. Specially small spikes in them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 The moody wolf girl with an attitude problem walked into the Dark Alley and promptly fell asleep in the middle of a very important scientific research project. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Darkness sidled up to the sleeping wolf thing. He promptly woke her up and said "sorry, no sleeping in the middle of the alley" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedal he/him Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 I ate the cookie... am I in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Orderbound said: I ate the cookie... am I in? *As a stranger walked through the alley, he spotted a one of the Dark Alley's 'ahem' patrons asking a question* *"If you want to join the Dark Alley," a Secret called out to Orderbound, "my best idea would be for you to ask of the Void."...* *"Making a sale," a Secret continued, "might be a good course of action to gain favor."* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 On 10/28/2016 at 4:33 AM, winter devotion said: The moody wolf girl with an attitude problem walked into the Dark Alley and promptly fell asleep in the middle of a very important scientific research project. Aha! Just when I was wishing we had someone to test these... *ahem* baked goods on. How... Fortunate. I guess my chromium spike is working. 5 hours ago, Orderbound said: I ate the cookie... am I in? If you want to help purvey baked goods imbued with ruinous powers... I suspect yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 *A stranger walked into the alley, seeing all about their work. "I need to find nightblood and some shades to test investiture corruption, the stranger thought as he strolled through the alley."* *As the stranger came to the Void, he kneeled and said, "Anyways, I've come to report a success. @Madmoody ate some cookies."* *The stranger stood back up and walked towards deeper parts of the alley to continue his research...* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, I am a stick. he/him Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Another soul under @Secrets belt, I have partaken of the forbidden cookie. Although I am no longer... "properly" human... I shall devote myself to the culinary arts. BTW- how many spikes did Telsin have? I think Suit had three. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 28 minutes ago, McMatt100 said: Another soul under @Secrets belt, I have partaken of the forbidden cookie. Although I am no longer... "properly" human... I shall devote myself to the culinary arts. BTW- how many spikes did Telsin have? I think Suit had three. Three as well. You don't have to eat cookies to join us here. To become an active member in full, you have to put up lots of Hemalurgic research and contribute to its science, or make an *ahem* sale. I've been a more recent part of this place, so as far as rules of the Dark Alley, the old members will be able to best inform you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, I am a stick. he/him Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 How would I make a sale? Find a new "customer" and have them come down the dark alley o' baking? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, McMatt100 said: How would I make a sale? Find a new "customer" and have them come down the dark alley o' baking? The usual method is to offer cookies to new members in the Introduction thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I, I am a stick. he/him Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) Soaring into the dark alley on self-granted lines of blue light, the small man lands before the void. His bones crunch from the impact, but immediately knit together. He approaches the Void at Feruchemical speed, his dark blue robe rippling in the fluorescent glow of the mist- like stormlight rising from his skin. "I have done what you asked..." He rasps to the Void in a heavy Scottish accent. "And..." MY GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE SCIENCE OF HEMALURGY-- Drumroll- I have gained ethical licensing for our "baking experiment"!!! *Fanfare* Hemalurgy.docx *Trumpets* He awaits the approval of the Void. Edited February 1, 2017 by McMatt100 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 On 2/1/2017 at 0:38 PM, McMatt100 said: Soaring into the dark alley on self-granted lines of blue light, the small man lands before the void. His bones crunch from the impact, but immediately knit together. He approaches the Void at Feruchemical speed, his dark blue robe rippling in the fluorescent glow of the mist- like stormlight rising from his skin. "I have done what you asked..." He rasps to the Void in a heavy Scottish accent. "And..." MY GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO THE SCIENCE OF HEMALURGY-- Drumroll- I have gained ethical licensing for our "baking experiment"!!! *Fanfare* Hemalurgy.docx *Trumpets* He awaits the approval of the Void. This is excellent.The legal side of things is often overlooked by those denizens with an aptitude for science and not law. This, combined with our official disclaimer makes us more legitimate than ever. Granted, legitimacy is a figment of the limited consciousness possessed by mortals, but it's helpful all the same. Well done McMatt, well done. Also, the fanfare was a nice touch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage he/him Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 I like cookies and I have murdered ahem fed people... Am I in? Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth Son-Son Mallano Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 I'm new. What is Sanderson Elimination? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall he/him Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Oresuer_The_Mistwraith said: I'm new. What is Sanderson Elimination? It's more or less cosmere themed mafia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Oresuer_The_Mistwraith said: I'm new. What is Sanderson Elimination? Join LG31, we need more players! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 3/1/2017 at 9:15 PM, Rage said: I like cookies and I have murdered ahem fed people... Am I in? Reveal hidden contents Welcome, Rage. Please make yourself at home, but mind the Tarsiers as they tend to go for the trachea. We ask that all incoming Denizens make a sale on the introduction thread. Happy Baking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage he/him Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Fatebreaker said: We ask that all incoming Denizens make a sale on the introduction thread. Happy Baking! Done and done! Edited March 3, 2017 by Rage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth Son-Son Mallano Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 17 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: It's more or less cosmere themed mafia. are there other groups? Rage is my friend & he doesn't want me to join. plus I want to know who else there is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner he/him Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 45 minutes ago, Szeth Son-Son Mallano said: are there other groups? Rage is my friend & he doesn't want me to join. plus I want to know who else there is Of Sanderson Elimination or RP? There are several RP things going on, such as the Reckoner's RP, a mistbon rp, and others 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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