Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Ah, but does he mean that he plagiarized the disclaimer, or that plagiarizing his disclaimer is allowed?
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Both?.... Awesome. You get a special cookie that I just invented for your most excellent generosity.
18th Shard he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Cool. And new invention two: The Cookie Cipher. You see, we in the Dark Alley know that appearances affect purchasability. Therefore, I have created a code that will allow us to say a spike without saying a spike. Behold: Quadrant Physical Metals - White Chocolate Chips Mental Metals - Dark Chocolate Chips Temporal Metals - Milk Chocolate Chips Enhancement Metals - Butterscotch Chips Internal/External Internal - Sugar Cookie Dough External - Chocolate Dough Pushing/Pulling Pulling - Soft Cookie Pushing - Crunchy Cookie For those spikes that steal Allomancy or Feruchemy, which of the four abilities you have spiked out is designated by the box/plate material the cookies come in. Atium - Snickerdoodle Cookie Lerasium - Peanut Butter Cookie So, an order for 13 Steel spikes that steal Allomantic tin: A Baker's Dozen of Crunchy Chocolate Cookies with White Chocolate Chips in a Tin box. 3
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Cool. And new invention two: The Cookie Cipher. You see, we in the Dark Alley know that appearances affect purchasability. Therefore, I have created a code that will allow us to say a spike without saying a spike. Behold: Quadrant Physical Metals - White Chocolate Chips Mental Metals - Dark Chocolate Chips Temporal Metals - Milk Chocolate Chips Enhancement Metals - Butterscotch Chips Internal/External Internal - Sugar Cookie Dough External - Chocolate Dough Pushing/Pulling Pulling - Soft Cookie Pushing - Crunchy Cookie For those spikes that steal Allomancy or Feruchemy, which of the four abilities you have spiked out is designated by the box/plate material the cookies come in. Atium - Snickerdoodle Cookie Lerasium - Peanut Butter Cookie So, an order for 13 Steel spikes that steal Allomantic tin: A Baker's Dozen of Crunchy Chocolate Cookies with White Chocolate Chips in a Tin box. ThatIs AWESOME!!
Redbird he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 You should see the physical order form, it has check-boxes and everything.
Voidus Posted January 25, 2015 Author Posted January 25, 2015 The Anti-Bakery, the latest addition to the social guilds has been formed with the express intent of opposing the Dark Alleys. While it may be tempting to simply laugh at such futile endeavors I strongly recommend that you also fill a Feruchemical cadmium spike so that you may continue to laugh while not worrying about such mundane concerns as stopping to breathe. 1
Voidus Posted January 25, 2015 Author Posted January 25, 2015 Charge* I believe is the verb for filling a spike actually, tap is for metalminds. Of course once a spike is charged it will need to be tapped.
Voidus Posted January 25, 2015 Author Posted January 25, 2015 Filling/Charging makes you need to breath more. Charging a spike with someone else's Cadmium makes that person need to breathe a lot less (Not at all) using that spike would then allow you to store and subsequently tap breath.
Voidus Posted January 26, 2015 Author Posted January 26, 2015 A flash of light announced the return of Voidus accompanied by Winter."Hmm.. We weren't really expecting to see you again any time soon, I don't know which alleys would be best equipped for it. Well for now we can just send you into our feruchemy department, Feruchemical gold helps a lot of the experiments be less... lethal."
Guest Posted January 26, 2015 Posted January 26, 2015 "Welcome, welcome, welcome, to a land of wonder, excitement, and adventure!" said the Panda. "I am Fatebreaker's newest assistant, but he seems to be gone right now. He was just here; I don't know where he went. Anyhoo, please, come in."
Voidus Posted January 26, 2015 Author Posted January 26, 2015 Voidus smiled, pulling his lab coat on over his darker combat gear. He retrieved a syringe from one of its pockets."Sorry Winter, standard procedure" He said.
Voidus Posted January 26, 2015 Author Posted January 26, 2015 Voidus gestured to an acolyte to place the unconscious Winter on a stretcher."If you would get a Pewter and Atium from the store, one bloodmaker, one augur. Oh and another pewter with Feruchemical tin. That should keep her in working order for the time being."The procedure went swiftly, the spikes placed carefully to avoid changing the already unstable spiritweb too much further. Voidus waited for Winter to wake up, eager to question her on her experiences since leaving the Alleys.
Voidus Posted January 27, 2015 Author Posted January 27, 2015 Voidus handed over a small band of tin."You can store senses now, just don't store pain all the time. I had to take my spike out because of that, took me three days to notice I had a bullet in the back of my head."He took a seat with a small sigh."Well you're all outfitted for research now, you have healing so you don't need to worry about long-term damage. Even some tin so you don't need to actually feel pain. That one was a new idea actually, can't tell you how much it's helped things. The screaming was getting to be completely intolerable.""Now given your unique situation there's some concern about how the placement might affect you. So be sure to let us know if you experience sudden homicidal tendencies, laser vision or anything like that." 1
Voidus Posted January 27, 2015 Author Posted January 27, 2015 "It can mess with the body, Gold is better than most though, it just heals any damage back anyway." Voidus paused, taking a pouch out of his lab pocket before tossing it to Winter."Gold dust, you'll need to work up some stores. We care about it Winter, that's why the Dark Alley exists, to learn all that we can about the Metallic Arts and even further, their connection with the wider cosmere."He left Winter alone in the room set aside for her. He'd need to hold a meeting with the others to discuss what would happen next. 1
Left he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser (... the Third- English) and I have been a hunter of peace who chases the mayfly known as love for many, many moons now. There is no rest for me in my search for peace. I meditate diligently every morning. The subjects are life and love. I quit after 3 seconds. As soon as I get out of these, I'll show you the way out
Left he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 Okay pup, well have fun with that. *LeftVash proceeded to twistin a weird multi-dimensional way and then vanished into the world of dreams aided by his spice doughnuts and powerful positive darkside powers*
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 The Panda walked in and did a double-take at the spot that LeftVash had recently taken up. Hum. I'll have to procure some ralkalest chains in the future. He took a chair opposite of Winter and asked, "Do you have any questions about the next process, or the Dark Alley in general?" Her whole manner seems to have changed since she came here. She seems almost...confused, now. Not the same seemingly rage-filled wolf that me and Voidus fought.
Cheese United he/him Posted January 27, 2015 Posted January 27, 2015 A astral projection of a slice of cheese appeared thought the wall " it would have been wise to leave with the spikes haired one.... Wooooooooooohh The futuwe I s now uncweawww..... Woooooooohhh" the cheese slice vanished in a ninja poof, still making annoying noises
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 28, 2015 Posted January 28, 2015 A rift opened in the ceiling and The Stranger dropped in. "Well, for hemalurgy to work we need to acquire just a wee bit of a spirit-web. And generally when people lend us a bit of theirs, they tend to, well expire. We wish this wasn't necessary, but until we find an alternative, this is generally how it happens. However, it doesn't always happen that way. When we borrow a bit from someone who can heal there's a fair chance that they may be able to survive." He tapped the wall and an opening appeared. There was a small chime and a mechanical arm extended out, carrying a small iced drink with a paper umbrella. The Stranger grinned and walked towards the wall. "Enjoy your stay. I encourage you to spend some time in contemplation. Does wonders for the Soul." The wall rippled like water and the Stranger walked through it, chuckling softly to himself. He nodded to Voidus who was waiting outside. "Let's head to a workshop, shall we?"
Voidus Posted January 28, 2015 Author Posted January 28, 2015 Voidus nodded, letting the Stranger take the lead. Getting involved in research again was exciting, he'd been far too involved in sales lately. Perhaps he should devote more time to his research, it was after all why he'd entered the Dark Alleys in the first place."She's certainly an interesting subject." He said. "We'll need to be careful to balance any new spikes, I don't want to risk damaging the abilities she's gained. They're so... different from the others."Koloss, Kandra, even their latest experiments in Zoohemalurgy, nothing had managed to produce anything quite like Winter. "We may need to up the security here too, the rest of her Pack is undoubtedly going to attempt some kind of rescue, I doubt she'd go along with it, she came here willingly enough after all. But I do hate having strangers here in the alley." Voidus gave a little chuckle "No offense." He said to the Stranger.
18th Shard he/him Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 rrjr010Would you be willing to take bribes to start Nightblood before finishing WoT!? Brandon SandersonHeh. Nightblood will happen someday. Bribes of cookies or Magic Cards at signings might help. More seriously, I do intend to do this—and post it online as I write it—but it probably won’t be for a few years. Source Voidus nodded, letting the Stranger take the lead. Getting involved in research again was exciting, he'd been far too involved in sales lately. Perhaps he should devote more time to his research, it was after all why he'd entered the Dark Alleys in the first place. "She's certainly an interesting subject." He said. "We'll need to be careful to balance any new spikes, I don't want to risk damaging the abilities she's gained. They're so... different from the others." Koloss, Kandra, even their latest experiments in Zoohemalurgy, nothing had managed to produce anything quite like Winter. "We may need to up the security here too, the rest of her Pack is undoubtedly going to attempt some kind of rescue, I doubt she'd go along with it, she came here willingly enough after all. But I do hate having strangers here in the alley." Voidus gave a little chuckle "No offense." He said to the Stranger. Note: Try identifying possible anomalies while Winter is in wolf form with bronze. Perhaps use Biochroma to help stabilize side effects? Is it possible cognitive splicing occured? Check Shadesmar and Winter there. Perhaps a spike enabling basic Dakhor abilities would be desirable. Winter, would Dakhor be tempting in combination with current capabilities?
Guest Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 I think it would also be important to check Winter in the Cognitive Realm as she is transforming.
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