Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 18, 2015 Posted January 18, 2015 The unofficial name would be "Misfortune Cookies" probably shouldn't put that on the label though... 4
Redbird he/him Posted January 18, 2015 Posted January 18, 2015 I have no idea why the image wont work, so here is a link instead. 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 18, 2015 Posted January 18, 2015 I have no idea why the image wont work, so here is a link instead. I remember that episode
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) I remember that episode By the way guys, I have requested the approval of Queen Elsa Steelheart for an alliance between us, and since I have that approval (see the Newcago thread), I would like to join the Dark Side Alley. I will share the super-secret recipe to my incredibly addictive bamboo flour in exchange for learning the way to make the victims connoisseurs experience spikes of joy upon eating the DA cookies. I can't wait to contribute to the DA's mission and Invest in new relationships with other 17th Sharders. Edited January 18, 2015 by inexorablePanda
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) *crickets*……… SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!! I'M ALONE AND IT'S DARK HERE!!! Edited January 19, 2015 by inexorablePanda
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 (edited) *crickets*……… SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!! I'M ALONE AND IT'S DARK HERE!!! You could also PM Voidus and Fatebreaker and ask Edited January 19, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 You could also PM Voidus and Fatebreaker and ask Good idea.
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Posted January 19, 2015 Hmmm.. the Alleys are a secretive bunch. We might be able to come to some agreement with sharing the details of a few of our products if you were to join with the Dark Alley. Although I'd need to consult with the various department heads.
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 Sorry, I just ninjad you with a PM. And I would love to join the DA. I have seen the light dark.
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Posted January 19, 2015 Sorry, I just ninjad you with a PM. And I would love to join the DA. I have seen the light dark. Well then allow me to extend a probationary welcome to the Dark Alleys, Research and Advertising inquiries should be directed to Fatebreaker, Zooalogical Hemalurgic experiments are the purview of Redbird, I run the sales department. I've added Fatebreakers list of Dark Alley Denziens to the OP and inexorablePanda has just been added too. Welcome to the Alleys.
Iredomi Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 what... is this... place... it must be... destroyed 1
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 Well then allow me to extend a probationary welcome to the Dark Alleys, Research and Advertising inquiries should be directed to Fatebreaker, Zooalogical Hemalurgic experiments are the purview of Redbird, I run the sales department. I've added Fatebreakers list of Dark Alley Denziens to the OP and inexorablePanda has just been added too. Welcome to the Alleys. Thank you. I request that sales be added to my list of specialties. I've had a pretty good track record so far. what... is this... place... it must be... destroyed Well, while you're attempting to knock stuff down, please get sliced please don't get sliced on a piece of debris...
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 Hmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmmm......... i-Panda, we will cautiously accept your surrender and allow you to be assimilated into the intraparadoxical cogworkings of the Alley, but only if you wave a white flag. Also, advertising tip: Don't tell people there's bamboo in the cookies, since the majority of our clients are human and may find that off-putting. Feel free to leave it in there though, I understand it lends a unique flavor. As for this guy what... is this... place...it must be...destroyed Let's get him a pamphlet and help to re-educate him.
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Posted January 19, 2015 Let's get him a pamphlet and help to re-educate him. A Bronze 'pamphlet'? Or shall we go with our extreme re-education package and break out the Atium? 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 Hmm, maybe a bronze reinformation package.
Iredomi Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 Imma out of here... but just you wait I'll end this I swear it on the truth that Ati was once good!
18th Shard he/him Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 While you're here, would you like a cookie?
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Posted January 19, 2015 Hmm... Hmmmm... Hmmmmmmm......... i-Panda, we will cautiously accept your surrender and allow you to be assimilated into the intraparadoxical cogworkings of the Alley, but only if you wave a white flag. Also, advertising tip: Don't tell people there's bamboo in the cookies, since the majority of our clients are human and may find that off-putting. Feel free to leave it in there though, I understand it lends a unique flavor. Consider the white flag waved.Imma out of here... but just you wait It appears that he stumbled across a copper and zinc cookie while in the Alley.
Voidus Posted January 19, 2015 Author Posted January 19, 2015 Thank you. I request that sales be added to my list of specialties. I've had a pretty good track record so far. Consider it done.
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 i-Panda, we will cautiously Finally! An Apple device that I'd part with money for!
18th Shard he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Updated Disclaimer Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information.This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inacurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) 2
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Finally! An Apple device that I'd part with money for! It only comes in two colors though... 1
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Updated Disclaimer Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inacurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) Why that is wonderful. May I use this piece of art in mine own signature, as I am searching for something appropriate to fill it?Finally! An Apple device that I'd part with money for!It is terrible, the spikes they had to put through me to imprint their operating system upon my SpiritWeb.
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 It only comes in two colors though... However, a spike will change that...
Redbird he/him Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Why that is wonderful. May I use this piece of art in mine own signature, as I am searching for something appropriate to fill it? This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized.
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