Sanderson Pickup Lines!

[marsoupial they/them]

Did you just spike me with zinc? 'Cause I feel my emotional fortitude slipping...

[JUQ he/him]

Girl, someone lashed us together.
I can't wait to Awaken our relationship.
My heart has just begun tapping iron.

[JUQ he/him]

OP appears to be attempting to Compound posting I see...

[StormyQueen she/her]

Are you a Duralim Ferring, because I'm feeling a connection between us.

Also, the not so distant cousin pick up line : I must be tapping chromium, because I sure was fortunate to have met you. 

[Sunbird she/her]

Are you a Smedry? Because you obviously have the Talent of taking my breath away.

[Farnsworth]

Is there a mateform spren somewhere around here?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

On 01/11/2016 at 2:32 PM, Figberts said:

Is there a mateform spren somewhere around here?

that one's just a bit too forward XD

Want to come inside my chrysalis?

Girl, I'm so glad I burned gold those years ago.

[marsoupial they/them]

Did I just burn atium? 'Cause I'm starting to see us talking... oh, there we go. Where are we going? Looks like... dinner. Shall we?

[Ammanas]

Hey I just met you! And this is crazy! So here's my spanreed! So call me maybe!

[1stBondsmith he/him]

First, I had to reorient, leap a hurdle, and I finally came to rest here, upside down, feeling Syl-ly. I've been glowing here since you walked in. Just how long will it be till I fall? 

[kenod]

Are you a returned, because you sure look like it.

[Turbonator]

7 hours ago, kenod said:

Are you a returned, because you sure look like it.

For some reason, this feels like an insult, at least to me, even though it isn't.

[kenod]

10 hours ago, Turbonator said:

For some reason, this feels like an insult, at least to me, even though it isn't.

It's a reference to the fact that Returned always look like their idea of what they should look like, so mostly extremely handsome and/or beautiful.

[Exalted]

*Walks up to [person of interest], hands said person a handkerchief*

*Walks away*

[Left he/him]

1 hour ago, miner3203 said:

*Walks up to [person of interest], hands said person a handkerchief*

*Walks away*

I feel like there's a lot of real life potential for me emulating spook all of a sudden. 

[marsoupial they/them]

Here's what you do; you take every opportunity to go refill your beverage so that there is a chance that, when you return, someone of the attractive sex has occupied your reading spot, and you may act accordingly. Or is that just me, because I am, quite literally, Elend Venture?

Or,

"Ising for the you of the being with you free for a date on Saturday?"

[Stormblessed Savage]

Are you a gemheart? 'cause you're pretty rare.

[+Extesian he/him]

After a casual ice-breaker discussion on the merits or otherwise of string theory:

In Elantris
I hope you're a better geographer than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

In the fjordell empire
I hope you're a better orthopaedic surgeon than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

In the rose empire
I hope you're a better sculptor than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

[Asia]

Me: asks friend if he would rather be a Mistborn or a Terrisman Keeper. 

Him: Keeper, because with some copper minds I could remember every moment with you again.

[Elsecaller_17.5 he/him]

On 7/11/2014 at 2:55 PM, Chrono said:

Kaladin: You're so happy that you remind my of my dead little brother. Even when it rains.

Dats not ok

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

 

—Sixth of Dusk

[Failsafe she/her]

Call me Ashe, cause I'll be seon you tonight

Are you a misting? Because you're the only Tineye see

Is your name Hoid, because you are out of this world

We are a stick

Spoiler

I must be Jasnah, cause you got me in the heart.

I must be Dalinar because you look like a vision.

[AonEne he/him]

I only skimmed this thread, so I’m sorry if this has been said before - “Are you a brassmind? Because you make me feel warm inside.” 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Hey ____ you a Duralumin Feruchemist? 

Because I'm feeling a connection

 

[The Grand Jesk]

On 1/24/2015 at 7:59 PM, Guest said:

Zane: Doug is in my head. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Random dude: You must be an Edgedancer because you just swept me off my feet.

Stormfather: If kisses were raindrops, I'd give you a highstorm.

Adolin: Nice to meet you. I'm Kholin...Adolin Kholin.

Girl: I already HAVE a boyfriend.

Lopen: I have one arm.

Girl: Whut?

Lopen: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

Lopen: You're so sublime you could put the chouta vendors out of business.