The Shadow he/him Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Nazi Nightblood would be more like: "Kill all darkeyes." Hitler: "NIGHTBLOOD! KILL ALL DARKEYES!" Himmler: "Fuhrer, you have darkeyes." Hitler: "...rust." Create Beauty. This one is as tricky as Destroy Evil, but I think that this would lead Nightblood to guide his wielder to create their ideal of beauty. He might even posses the wielder, in a way, driving them body and mind until their work is finished. He would burn their Breaths away to sustain a state of artistic genius in them when drawn. Or it could be something like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mAXfKnxeAo (I don't know if you can post videos directly). "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity." I don't get this one. Explain, please? Bring Peace. The scariest of all possible commands. Positively terrifying. Now, I'm thinking about The Operator from Firefly with Nightblood. My answer: 2
WeiryWriter he/him Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity." I don't get this one. Explain, please? 'tis a pun. Mjolnir is the hammer wielded by the Norse god Thor. An inanimate object awakened to sentience is a Type Four BioChromatic Entity. Thor/Four rhyme. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 'tis a pun. Mjolnir is the hammer wielded by the Norse god Thor. An inanimate object awakened to sentience is a Type Four BioChromatic Entity. Thor/Four rhyme. 1
The Shadow he/him Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Ohh! I thought there might be more to it. Like the BioChromatic bit.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 This would be kind of cheap, as it would make you practically undefeatable: Yodel. Poorly. 3
The Shadow he/him Posted July 25, 2014 Posted July 25, 2014 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not cricket.
Lord Venvious he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Make me a sandwhich. Hold the tomato please. well...that is a bit short sighted so... ENSLAVE HUMANITY actually that's kinda dark... Stop cancer that would be great and all but I am not sure it's methods would be completely ethical... Well I think I will settle for "Turn into a 6-inch tall elephant when I tell you to." Edited July 29, 2014 by Lord Venvious 4
Left he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Make Brandon and Rothfuss write just as awesomely, but also twice as fast. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 Make Brandon and Rothfuss write just as awesomely, but also twice as fast. Absorb Brandon Sanderson's soul. What? Then he'd be immortal and could write books forever. 1
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 As long as he doesn't mind working through dictation.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 29, 2014 Posted July 29, 2014 As long as he doesn't mind working through dictation. He'd get used to it after the first century or so. 1
traceria she/her Posted July 31, 2014 Posted July 31, 2014 Butcher bovine perfectly. Then I'd open a steakhouse. 2
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 31, 2014 Posted July 31, 2014 Hey, what's that black smoke swirling around the cook? ....barbecue smoke. 3
Swimmingly he/him Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 Nightblood's interpretation: "Out of the flesh of evildoers, please!" 2
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. Fie, Wafflesworn. You operate on the assumption that the two are by necessity separate, and that they cannot be combined into a single culinary experience of pain. 3
Left he/him Posted August 1, 2014 Posted August 1, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. Then Kill scholar's with me I presume?
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted August 2, 2014 Posted August 2, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. I really hope you wash it in between, because I am NEVER going to eat your cooking again. 4
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted August 2, 2014 Posted August 2, 2014 Fie, Wafflesworn. You operate on the assumption that the two are by necessity separate, and that they cannot be combined into a single culinary experience of pain. Be still, my heart. Then Kill scholar's with me I presume? I wouldn't share the pleasure of killing Scholars with Nightblood. I really hope you wash it in between, because I am NEVER going to eat your cooking again. My hands are clean, Panda. The food is clean. Don't worry over much about it. Besides, all I will ever serve you are bamboo shoots and pandan-flavored waffles. 2
Sabrina Stormshard she/her Posted August 11, 2014 Posted August 11, 2014 "LOVE ME" Nightblood's more romantic sister, Heartblood 1
High prince of geeks he/him Posted August 13, 2014 Author Posted August 13, 2014 protect those who deserve it
Cstryon he/him Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Disobey my command. Merciful Domi what have I done? 7
Quiver he/him Posted August 17, 2014 Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Make Friends. My Little Nightblood, My Little Nightblood, Aaaaa-ah... Edited August 17, 2014 by Quiver 4
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