Bow Tie Bandit he/him Posted July 12, 2014 Posted July 12, 2014 Tell my enemies they forgot to tie their shoes so I can kill them as they look down. (I guess it would just be distract my opponents) 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted July 13, 2014 Posted July 13, 2014 Awaken Others Swords with Your Command. 2
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 13, 2014 Posted July 13, 2014 Create Beauty. This one is as tricky as Destroy Evil, but I think that this would lead Nightblood to guide his wielder to create their ideal of beauty. He might even posses the wielder, in a way, driving them body and mind until their work is finished. He would burn their Breaths away to sustain a state of artistic genius in them when drawn. 4
happyman he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 Make bad puns But how would a sword know which puns are bad and which are good? WE MUST BE CAREFUL WITH THIS POWER! 5
Left he/him Posted July 22, 2014 Posted July 22, 2014 Heal people I think that one would create some very interesting stories. Like a sword that's supposed to Heal people, not just kill them. And would it just be physically healing them, or also helping with mental/spiritual stuff as well. 6
Kobold King he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Cause dramatic plot developments. Make bad puns "Sorry Mr. Awakener, but I'm a little rusty at it." "I would, but I don't see the point." "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity." 16
Baine he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Cause dramatic plot developments. "Sorry Mr. Awakener, but I'm a little rusty at it." "I would, but I don't see the point." "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity." "I'm Sword-of busy at the moment. 5
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) "Trip people" Edited July 23, 2014 by Lightsworn Panda 1
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 "Tap people on their shoulders then disappear when they turn around to troll them" Eh. The million Breaths that would have gone into that command would still be well spent. 1
Swimmingly he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Bring Peace. The scariest of all possible commands. 6
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Heh. To "Peacekeep". Reminds me of the Peacekeeper.
happyman he/him Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Bring Peace. The scariest of all possible commands. Ah, yes. Creating a world ruled by an inhuman sapient sword, with an ever-vigilant police force dedicated to finding people causing any sort of contention. "Don't hit your brother, or you'll be dragged off to prison and be killed." Given such a command, the sword might just become genocidal. Or maybe omnicidal. Or, with any luck, people would figure out how to destroy it. 2
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