DreamEternal Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 Bring the singularity. Make humanity transcend mortality. Break the cicle. Bring forth the new world. Create perfection. Be perfection. Transcend.
MistLord he/him Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 After careful review, I believe I now truly understand why Vasher killed Shashara. 3
Zathoth Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 "Protect Life" I think that would do what "Destroy Evil" was supposed to do, at least closer to it. Of course it could end up being a sword that wont do anything because it needs to protect everything... thus creating a paradox... "Show Future" could possibly do the same thing as atium, but consuming breaths instead. "Show weak point" would make a sword that shows you were to strike. Lots of interesting things you could do with awakened Metal... Or dance. Just dance. 1
The Sovereign Posted July 8, 2015 Posted July 8, 2015 You guys are way over thinking this... The answer seems so obvious."Cook Bacon". 3
Guest Posted July 8, 2015 Posted July 8, 2015 You guys are way over thinking this... The answer seems so obvious. "Cook Bacon". Wouldn't we have to name the sword "Kevin" in that case?
The Sovereign Posted July 9, 2015 Posted July 9, 2015 Wouldn't we have to name the sword "Kevin" in that case? I laughed at this way more than is reasonable...
VindicationKnight he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 'Pass the Butter' 'Take Two Strokes of My Golf Swing' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r7llxX1gd4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZARafUuhpY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK9b2ypX_rM Some men just want to watch the world burn. 4
The Sovereign Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 'Pass the Butter' 'Take Two Strokes of My Golf Swing' Some men just want to watch the world burn. I'm Mr.Nightblood, look at me! 2
VindicationKnight he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 I'm Mr.Nightblood, look at me! Nalthis? What Nalthis? I don't remember there being any planet here, you must be mistaken' *hides smoking wreckage behind the sun* 2
WayneSpren he/him Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) "Write Cosmere" Edited August 10, 2015 by WayneSpren 1
Peng the Just he/him Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 "every morning pick a number at random between 1 and 10. If it's a: 1, be a normal sword with no powers 2, insult people 3, compliment people 4, sing 5, kill the enemies of the wielder 6, tell the wielder you will help them kill their enemies, then do nothing to help them. 7, hide 8, serve 9, pretend to be a normal sword with no powers, but help the wielder kill their enemies when needed. 10, destroy yourself" ..Or if that's too complicated you could just go with "suprise me" 3
High prince of geeks he/him Posted August 14, 2015 Author Posted August 14, 2015 CONSUME ENOUGH INVESTURE TO BECOME A SHARD
Ookla the Absent Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 When commanded, fetch me a doughnut. Is he the reason for the holes in doughnuts? 1
Evil_Reptile Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 Is he the reason for the holes in doughnuts? Yeah. When you're a sword, it's hard to pick things up without poking holes in them. 2
Surgebound Rainspren he/him Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Can I give the command "pay audio books" or would it look to strange catching the train with a sword strapped to each ear? 3
MitchBade he/him Posted September 15, 2015 Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) "Be." Attempting to control what it does seems like a good idea on the surface and it would be cool to have a badass fiery/lightning/thunder/death sword but it probably wouldn't work, as we have seen. Endowing sentience doesn't imply the ability to reason, only to feel and experience subjectively. You could try "think" or "use reason" but that honestly might make something even scarier due to its intelligence. The problem with nightblood is it is trying to understand its command even though it doesn't really have the ability to. Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Edited September 15, 2015 by MitchBade
Yata he/him Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 "do compliments to wielder for his fitness"
Guest Posted September 16, 2015 Posted September 16, 2015 "Invent new Physics" (not "Discover". Invent!)
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