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Radiant Oaths You Would *NEVER* Swear


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Ketek started the cool thread of "Radiant Oaths you would swear."  Today, sitting at 3am after working for 16 hours, and needing to wake up in another 6, I find myself here, glued to the interwebs, and unable to sleep.  And a joke-thread was spawned!

 

Oaths I would *never* swear, no matter how godlike the powers I would gain:

 

I will go to bed at a reasonable hour

I will always drive the speed limit

I will only use the poll option for good

I will only say nice things about the Star Wars prequel trilogies

I believe that George Lucas, and not his beard, is responsible for the Star Wars prequels

All of my oaths will be in absolutes, like putting the law above all else

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I will not post in this thread.

I will never eat chocolate.

I will not buy this tobacconist it is scratched. I will also never quote Monty Python randomly on the internet

I will adopt another cat :-(

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I will not plot to kill annoying people

I will spend only a reasonable amount of time reading or watching T.V.

I will act like an adult and not watch Disney movies

I will not become so enthralled in reading a certain that when I am interrupted I try to lash that person to the ceiling

I will not spend hours imagining how awesome it would be traveling around a place like new York with Mistborn powers

I will respect other peoples (stupid) opinions

I will not squeal whenever I see a book I rely like at barnes and Noble

I will not throw books in frustration when my favorite( Pairing, character, object) is destroyed or killed

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Ketek started the cool thread of "Radiant Oaths you would swear."  Today, sitting at 3am after working for 16 hours, and needing to wake up in another 6, I find myself here, glued to the interwebs, and unable to sleep.  And a joke-thread was spawned!

 

Oaths I would *never* swear, no matter how godlike the powers I would gain:

 

I will go to bed at a reasonable hour

 

I would break that oath the next night. :D

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"I will form lies out of cakes."

"I will be witty only in the presence of others of near-equal wit levels."

"I will do what is right, even when it should be left."

"I will destroy evil."

"I am a Stick."

I would break that oath the next night. :D

There goes your spren... Edited by Stroniax
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"I will send lightning bolts from the sky to murder people only who deserve it."

(Assuming the spren granted this ability.)

(I am having way too much fun with this thread.)

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I will be a responsible poster.

I will actually get up off my butt and do something productive.

I will refrain from yelling at drivers that annoy me. (specifically the ones who don't use a turn signal or tailgate)

I will do my homework on the day that it is given instead of the day that it's due.

I will refrain from being annoying and an insufferable genius.

 

Oh, and whoever posted that they would break the oath about going to bed, I'm in that camp. I've been staying up til midnight for the past three days. It's not healthy.

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I will never complain about things that annoy or upset me, especially if they are small things that are well within a person's power to control.

I will find life something that must be endured, rather than enjoyed.

I will be humble.

I will not refer to myself as the Lord God Master of the Entire Freakin' Universe tm.

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I will protect those who cannot protect themselves.I will protect even those I hate, so long as it is right.

People, why downvote this?? We gonna downvote people for not being windrunners now??

But if it had been the first ideal....well that's another story :P

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