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[Kobold King he/him]

It's in the air, but I left it vague as to whether it rose at the end of his speech, or as he was terrorizing the populace. 

 

IT BEGINS.

 

 

The museum is rising. Nighthound has committed his atrocities and announced the new era. Lightwards has raised packs and herds of dinosaurs all ready to wait on his commands.

 

I don't know what do next. I didn't think we'd get this far.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

IT BEGINS.

The museum is rising. Nighthound has committed his atrocities and announced the new era. Lightwards has raised packs and herds of dinosaurs all ready to wait on his commands.

I don't know what do next. I didn't think we'd get this far.

Me neither. We have dinosaurs....and stuff....

We could explore the museum and set up areas for the dinosaurs vs planning and administration areas.

[Edgedancer he/him]

IT BEGINS.

 

 

The museum is rising. Nighthound has committed his atrocities and announced the new era. Lightwards has raised packs and herds of dinosaurs all ready to wait on his commands.

 

I don't know what do next. I didn't think we'd get this far.

That´s the problem with playing the villains, you have to be proactive. I personally plan to encounter some other trouble-maker Epics, while claiming territory.

[Kobold King he/him]

That´s the problem with playing the villains, you have to be proactive. I personally plan to encounter some other trouble-maker Epics, while claiming territory.

 

More NPCs then? Maybe this time we can actually get ourselves some minion Epics. 

 

We could explore the museum and set up areas for the dinosaurs vs planning and administration areas.

 

Seems like a good idea. Maybe everyone should get to make a speech to the crowd while we're at it?

[Edgedancer he/him]

More NPCs then? Maybe this time we can actually get ourselves some minion Epics. 

 

 

Seems like a good idea. Maybe everyone should get to make a speech to the crowd while we're at it?

With Nighthound as the recruter, maybe, does anyone have any wishes.

 

A Funtimes speech? Gimme!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Seems like a good idea. Maybe everyone should get to make a speech to the crowd while we're at it?

Funtimes included? Are you sure that's a good idea?

Edited August 14, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[Edgedancer he/him]

Funtimes included? Are you sure that's a good idea?

Depends on the perspective. In-game? Most likely not. For us? Absolutely funutistucilulistusic!

[Kobold King he/him]

Funtimes included? Are you sure that's a good idea?

 

I'm sure Lightwards and Funtimes would make an excellent good Epic/bad Epic routine.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I'm sure Lightwards and Funtimes would make an excellent good Epic/bad Epic routine.

I'm already drafting it in my head. Take the most scattered, sentimental Miss America speech you can think of, and multiply it by a room full of easily distracted toddlers.

[Edgedancer he/him]

I'm already drafting it in my head. Take the most scattered, sentimental Miss America speech you can think of, and multiply it by a room full of easily distracted toddlers.

I dunno. The intorigation might get derailed, when Funtimes askes where they hid their stuffed animals instead of the actual intel.

 

It might be more of a good Epic/insane Epic you don´t want to deal with routine.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

The more I plan her speech the better it gets. I have to write this thing.

What say you and who's next?

[Kobold King he/him]

The more I plan her speech the better it gets. I have to write this thing.

What say you and who's next?

I am really looking forward to it.

I'd say either me or Voidus.

[Edgedancer he/him]

I'd say either me or Voidus.

Voidus is off right now, I think, so that gives you the innitiative.

[Kobold King he/him]

Voidus is off right now, I think, so that gives you the innitiative.

 

I'll try to whip something up here in a few minutes then.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

So if they're in a floating fortress, could there possibly be a Star Wars type battle sequence when other Epics acquire planes (or find someone who can fly) with the museum as the Death Star?

[Kobold King he/him]

So if they're in a floating fortress, could there possibly be a Star Wars type battle sequence when other Epics acquire planes (or find someone who can fly) with the museum as the Death Star?

 

I certainly hope so. (minus the part where they blow it up.  )

 

Use the force, Altermind...

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I certainly hope so. (minus the part where they blow it up. )

Use the force, Altermind...

Who needs the Force when you have Funtimes?

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Professor from Hell. That's now Lightwards's official description.

Is Nighthound still going to join up with CM at some point?

About the flying planes, Edgedancer, if we were to take over an airport and painted a plane white, would Voidgaze be able to control it?

Otherwise, the only way the TTC would ever control planes is if AM were to use telekinesis on them. But his powers are weka and it would take all his concentration to move a small plane and he'd have to be on it. It's possible though. He could do that and maybe VG can control hers, Sightline can teleport around in the sky,and Flashpoint can fly. And we could probably force some pilots to work for us.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Funtimes has just given her speech. And....well....there it is.

[Kobold King he/him]

Awesome, I love it. Just as soon as my upvote quota refills, I swear...

 

Just a quick question, was the bagpipe-playing Darth Vader on a unicycle a bagpipe-playing Darth Vader on a unicycle by choice or was that Funtimes working her magic?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Oh, it was definitely by choice. He has been spotted in Portland before. I like to think he's made it this long because no other Epic has known what to do with him.

[Kobold King he/him]

Oh, it was definitely by choice. He has been spotted in Portland before. I like to think he's made it this long because no other Epic has known what to do with him.

 

At first I thought this was some sort of recurring joke I'd somehow missed... but then I entered the strangest Google search term of my life...

 

 

I... I don't know what to say. I'm just going to lie down and nurse my fractured perception of reality.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

At first I thought this was some sort of recurring joke I'd somehow missed... but then I entered the strangest Google search term of my life...

I... I don't know what to say. I'm just going to lie down and nurse my fractured perception of reality.

It's Portland. That's all I can really say.

[Kobold King he/him]

It's Portland. That's all I can really say.

 

Suddenly all the awesome insanity the Wacko Brigade has been causing seems to fit right in with an established mold.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Suddenly all the awesome insanity the Wacko Brigade has been causing seems to fit right in with an established mold.

You know, I don't even think they needed to seize power the way they did. If Lightwards and Funtimes had run on the "dinosaurs and free pancakes" ticket, they would've won in a landslide.