Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 You know, I don't even think they needed to seize power the way they did. If Lightwards and Funtimes had run on the "dinosaurs and free pancakes" ticket, they would've won in a landslide. Heck, I might even be convinced to vote for it. All other political ideologies pale in comparison... well, to put it bluntly, "we have dinosaurs, pancakes, and a Darth Vader on a unicycle playing the bagpipes. Your argument is invalid." 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 15, 2014 Author Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) Heck, I might even be convinced to vote for it. All other political ideologies pale in comparison... well, to put it bluntly, "we have dinosaurs, pancakes, and a Darth Vader on a unicycle playing the bagpipes. Your argument is invalid." It covers national defense, provisions, and entertainment all on one glorious ticket. And if Funtimes offered everyone who voted for them a bowler hat--well! They just might run unopposed next time around! Edited August 15, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Well I guess it's Purple Phoenix's turn, although you've all gone and left him in a flying museum now :/
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I will probably be unavailable for posting for maybe all of next week. Mailliw73 can post in for Joshua. i will be back the next week though.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 15, 2014 Author Posted August 15, 2014 Oops. Maybe he could get a couple pterodactyls to give him a lift diwn?
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Well I guess it's Purple Phoenix's turn, although you've all gone and left him in a flying museum now :/ Sparks, I actually planned on setting up PP a litter before I left. I forgot to put it in though.
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 That's ok, I'm going to knock him out while the museum's still rising and let the Protector have some fun for a while, he's going to be setting up a few... surprises in case he ever gets in a fight with the others.He's a little paranoid like that.
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 See what happens when you leave schizophrenic pseudo Epics alone in a flying museum with dinosaurs? Now I'm in freefall.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 See what happens when you leave schizophrenic pseudo Epics alone in a flying museum with dinosaurs? Now I'm in freefall. Oh, you're never alone. Let's just say Lightwards has some paranoia issues himself. 2
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Oh, you're never alone. Let's just say Lightwards has some paranoia issues himself. Well there's always the Protector I suppose, but he's a little tired right now from booby-trapping the museum.
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 I guess Funtimes could set up a giant trampoline for you? Or of course, Lightwards could always just resurrect you if you have an accident...
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 That's ok, I have a plan.*Cackles maniacally* I've been setting it up with Twi. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 That's ok, I have a plan. *Cackles maniacally* I've been setting it up with Twi. Good to know. I was worried that this was your bizarre way of quitting the game.
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Never!!!Not after all that effort I went to to be able to self destruct the museum if needed.(By the by this took a good few minutes for PP to set up, it's a lot bigger than a handful of sand so feel free to put in a fair amount of story before people start noticing the insane falling beard and attached Phoenix) 1
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Never!!! Not after all that effort I went to to be able to self destruct the museum if needed. (By the by this took a good few minutes for PP to set up, it's a lot bigger than a handful of sand so feel free to put in a fair amount of story before people start noticing the insane falling beard and attached Phoenix) "Oh no! We have to save that beard and the strange little man attached to it! We're coming, beard!" --Taken from "What Happened in Oregon," page 20. 3
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Everyone is too distracted by his awesome hat to help
Kobold King he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Everyone is too distracted by his awesome hat to help Purple Phoenix's fall was no accident. Falcon the Coelophysis deliberately pushed him off hoping to inherit the hat after his death. The plot thickens. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 The dinosaur is a rebel, quick use the mind control-hat. By the way, I can totally imagine Nighthound stepping up to the crowd after Funtimes is gone and proclaiming that her barbecue slip-up was because she a cannibal. @Mailliw: About the CM join up I´m not sure anymore, the Empire seems to be working out just fine. As for a Voidgaze plane, she could do some nice tricks with one but she couldn´t control it while sitting on the ground, she could use it with some kind of leash, though. 1
Mailliw73 he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 The dinosaur is a rebel, quick use the mind control-hat. By the way, I can totally imagine Nighthound stepping up to the crowd after Funtimes is gone and proclaiming that her barbecue slip-up was because she a cannibal. @Mailliw: About the CM join up I´m not sure anymore, the Empire seems to be working out just fine. As for a Voidgaze plane, she could do some nice tricks with one but she couldn´t control it while sitting on the ground, she could use it with some kind of leash, though. So, it's like what I said about AM? If she was in the plane, she could control it just fine? I will probably be unavailable for posting for maybe all of next week. Mailliw73 can post in for Joshua. i will be back the next week though. Okay, cool. I'm glad Joe should be back in control of Sightline by then. That'd be a lot of characters to control.
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 So, it's like what I said about AM? If she was in the plane, she could control it just fine? Pretty much.
Mailliw73 he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Okay. That's useful. An airport may or may not be TT's next target. Do we want to make some minor Epics who control the Sportsman's warehouse? I'm thinking a couple of Epics who like hunting.
Edgedancer he/him Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Okay. That's useful. An airport may or may not be TT's next target. Do we want to make some minor Epics who control the Sportsman's warehouse? I'm thinking a couple of Epics who like hunting. I can see the awesome on the horizont. Sure, that would be more eventful. My contribution is Headshot an Epic that.... wait Deja vu. Maybe shooting energy bullets like from a finger-pistol, called pistolero. Anyway, are you going to start the attack on the shop soon?
Voidus Posted August 15, 2014 Posted August 15, 2014 Well PP is in freefall at the moment, I can have him land near the sports store if you guys want someone to have a fight with, he will need to live through it though so it depends how many people you're bringing and how likely him being able to escape is
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