Channelknight Fadran Posted January 12, 2023 Author Posted January 12, 2023 “…Did you exterminate any kleevers?”
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said: “…Did you exterminate any kleevers?” Obsidian frowned, thinking. "I didn't exterminate any, but I consumed... about twenty."
NameIess Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 (edited) Klave approached the group, a relaxed smile on his scarred face. “Hello there. I got here a bit late, and you were all busy, so I figured I’d just start exterminating those things. Are we finished for now?” Edited January 12, 2023 by UnfortunatelyNamed
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 “We have killed very many of them!” Rayvyn announced. “And the person who did not kill very many must do laundry. And that is you!”
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 12, 2023 Author Posted January 12, 2023 "Now, now. Let's here our numbers. I got five hundred even."
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 "I have however many this is," said Len, opening the bags and revealing them to be bags of holding. She's probably too young to be messing around with those, but whatever.
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 12, 2023 Author Posted January 12, 2023 Fadran peeked inside. "That's quite a few."
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 "Yeah! Some of them might still be alive, though - I ran out of tetrodotoxin sometime..."
NameIess Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 Klave glanced inside Len’s bag, nodding approvingly. “That is pretty good. I wasn’t keeping strict track of the kleevers I killed, but I believe the number is about two, maybe three thousand.”
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 12, 2023 Author Posted January 12, 2023 Just now, UnfortunatelyNamed said: Klave glanced inside Len’s bag, nodding approvingly. “That is pretty good. I wasn’t keeping strict track of the kleevers I killed, but I believe the number is about two, maybe three thousand.” Quote .......explain?
NameIess Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 16 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Quote He’s really good at killing creatures like kleevers. He’s basically a professional monster exterminator.
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 12, 2023 Author Posted January 12, 2023 Quote Gotcha. Still, I doubt you'd get above a thousand based on just statistics.
NameIess Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Quote He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve.
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 Quote Man I wanted to win! Fine, whatever, she likes killing humans better anyway. “That is a lot,” Rayvyn says. “I did not kill so many.” She looks disappointed in herself, but shrugs out of it. “You did well.”
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 12, 2023 Author Posted January 12, 2023 "I guess we know who won," Fadran said. "And, most likely, who lost."
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 12, 2023 Posted January 12, 2023 “I did not lose! I counted to 40 at least 20 times!”
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 13, 2023 Posted January 13, 2023 "Ah," replied Obsidian, sudden realization crossing his face. "That means... I have to do laundry?" He pondered this for a moment, then his face suddenly brightened. "Socks! Laundry is socks!"
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 13, 2023 Posted January 13, 2023 "I think I will do my own laundry," Rayvyn said decidedly. "Have we killed all the little monsters now?"
Mr. Misting he/him Posted January 13, 2023 Posted January 13, 2023 "Enough probably." Dave turned to Fadran. "Actually, what is the reproductive speed of the Kleavers? Shouldn't they have died out with such concentrated hunting?"
NameIess Posted January 13, 2023 Posted January 13, 2023 Klave snorted. "I doubt it. They don't appear to have any predators here, and unless I'm very wrong about their natural place in the food chain they'll reproduce like rabbits. Maybe faster, since there's magic involved. Unless we kill all of them, their population will regrow faster than you'd think possible. I've seen it before."
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 13, 2023 Author Posted January 13, 2023 “They just sort of… show up. Nothing we can really do about that.”
Edema Rue she/her Posted January 13, 2023 Posted January 13, 2023 Quote Were we going to fight a giant monster?
Channelknight Fadran Posted January 13, 2023 Author Posted January 13, 2023 Quote Yeah, I’m working on segueing into it
NameIess Posted January 13, 2023 Posted January 13, 2023 Klave looked at Fadran sharply. “Wait. Kleevers just appear here? They’re drawn in like the rest of us were?”
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